The ban game, v13

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned for the sheer horror of that scene.

[Jairus]

Ren is banned because these guys didn't just break the fourth wall... they practically broke the other three as well.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned for a youtube link.

[King Of Hearts]

VSMIT is banned because nobody expects the spanish inquisition.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because the Inquisition's here and it's gonna staaaaaay!!!

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because I was sitting in a temple, I was minding my own business, I was listening to a lovely Hebrew mass, Then these papist persons plunge in, And they throw me in the dungeon, And they shove a red hot poker up my ass, Is that considerate? Is that polite? And not a tube of preparation H in sight!

[Slowtini]

VSMIT is banned for sharing his religious experience.

[Jairus]

Slowtini is banned because I tend to forget my religious experiences.

[Ren Gaulen]

I am the flesh and bone of my ban.
Keyboard is my body, and coffee is my blood.
I have delivered thousands of bans.
Unaware of mercy.
Nor aware of forgiveness.
I have created thousands of bans.
And yet these hands that have braved so much will never know rest.
And so, as I pray, the Unlimited Ban Works.

Jay! Be banned!

[Jairus]

This is the ban that never ends,
And it goes on and on dear Ren!
Some people banned with it, not knowing what it was,
And they'll continue banning for forever just becauseThis is the ban that never ends,
And it goes on and on dear Ren!
Some people banned with it, not knowing what it was,
And they'll continue banning for forever just because...

[Slowtini]

Jairus, I can't ban you. That was truly epic

[shadowterm]

Pinktini is banned by the epic weekend return of that really annoying shadowterm guy! (Now with karate chop action!)

[Jairus]

shadowterm is banned because I haven't done so in a while. Yo dude, how's it going?

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned by an obscure movie reference.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because perhaps I was mistaken. It seems you are the chosen one.

[shadowterm]

Jairus is banned for not remembering the fifth of November.

[Jairus]

shadowterm is banned because this post is a parody of the Saw franchise!

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because I do remember the fifth of November.  I also remember Ren's "Remember Remember" avatar.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

VSMIT is banned to give him a rest from being banned by Jubblies.

[Jairus]

Boxy is banned because it's nice to see him again. Hey, Box, how's it going?

[e_voyager]

Jairus is banned because his Quote of boxy doen't do him justice.

[Jairus]

e_voyager is banned because the quote was said to someone else... I believe Mowser. It was just too perfect not to save.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because someone has opened PILLS (against my orders), and I think it was him.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Ren Gaulen is banned for Commisarating.

[Slowtini]

llearch is banned because that was a HORRIBLE pun.

[Jairus]

Slowtini is banned because a good pun is its own reword.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned as a punnishment.

[Jairus]

Ren is banned because the shortest distance between two puns is a straight line.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because I thought he was a GEP gun.

[Jairus]

Ren is banned because I can't think of a pun.