APS v2, everyone may post - Not quite a game, not quite an RPG

[Hilary]

All riiight!

*ahem*

You are sitting in a small room with a round window in one wall. The room is pitching and moving strangely, and you soon recognize the movement--- you're on a ship! Looking out of the porthole, you see fish and sea creatures of various sizes. Next to the far wall is a small cherrywood desk with a quill, ink, and parchment ready for use. In the corner stands a sword, a rather smashing hat with a large feather, and a pair of sturdy leather boots. Other than the comfortable plush armchair you are sitting in currently, there is nothing else. Enjoy yourself...

[xHaZxMaTx]

Man, I'm hungry.... *Haz leaves the room to go find the buffet*  What?  No one ever said there wasn't a door, and a door isn't inside a room.

[Eibborn]

"We have an announcement to make. There has been a change in the composition of the AP-Team. Ekimoe, Daimien and Kevo Du Brow have been dismissed for inactivity, and subsequently replaced by Gareeku, Eibbor_N and Roureem Egas. Congratulations to the 3 of you, and welcome to the team! And in the case of Eibbor, we would appreciate it (at least I know I would) if he continued sharing tea with the rest of us. Thanks to everyone who participated. You may continue to use this thread for whatever you see fit."

A brief 'happy-dance' ensues.
"Ahem. It would, of course, be a pleasure, Gabi." Says Eibbor with a slight bow and a large grin.

And now... On to the next scenario!
Eibbor blinks, and begins to assess the situation. Okay. A boat. Evidently underwater. In a comfortable  chair. Uh-huh. The plumed hat catches his eye. Two temptations beckon- the comfortable chair, and the hat. The furry hybrid rises, and almost falls over. He has no sea-legs, and the boats constant rocking sends him stumbling accross the floor until he reaches the hat, grabs it, and fits it firmly on his head.
"Heh. Dashing. I wish I had a mirror."

[Malakin]

Malakin stands leaning against a wall..

"Nice hat, ohh a sword.."

He retreaves the sword and swings it about a bit..

[Hilary]

Man, I'm hungry.... *Haz leaves the room to go find the buffet*  What?  No one ever said there wasn't a door, and a door isn't inside a room.

Yup-- whether there is a door or not is up to you... might you have to do something with that window? And what could the implications of the absence of a door be? Are you a prisoner, perhaps? Muahaha. Ha. Haha.

[xHaZxMaTx]

*Haz returns to the room a few minutes later with food in his arms and mouth and pauses in the doorway* [muffled]Anyone else hungry?[/muffled]

[Malakin]

"Ahh good food!" *Grabs a Sandwich and takes a bite*

"Ack!"    "Peanutbutter and jelly! Yuck!"

*Tosses the Sandwich into the air and it dissapears with a pop*

*Wiping his mouth with his sleeve he looks out the window*

[Eibborn]

"Ugh," Eibbor mutters, sticking his tongue out. "I can't even think of eating. I think I'm sea-sick..."
He stumbles his way across the room, tripping over the boots as he goes. When he reaches the desk, he begins rooting through the drawers, searching for something interesting.

[Kitsune Ascendant]

this is an application, right? how do I install it on windows?
hmm...
*takes a glue stick and the appication, and starts over towards the window*

oh, It's not that kind of application? well, then.

*pulls out a typewriter from back pocket*

man, I gotta get another pair of these cargo khakis.

the answer reads: answers depend on questions. questions depend on one's state of mind. therefore the ultimate answer is to find a telepath. how truthefull said telepath should be depends on how much you want your ego to be bruised.