The ban game, v09

[Pagan]

Gaulen is banned by the Shakespearian archanids.

[Slowtini]

Pagan is banned by Christianity.

[Pagan]

Slow's banned because... hmm... Slow's banned by... uh... huh. Just be banned.

[Jairus]

Pagan is banned by Pastafarianism.

[Pagan]

Jairus is banned .... you mean Rastafarian? Or is that the right spelling?

Any way, you're banned. I'll ban everyone with my axe if they attempt to dispell my heathenism.

[Jairus]

Pagan is banned because, no, I meant Pastafarianism.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jairus is banned because his noodly appendage shall not violate the sanctity of my soul (whatever that means). There is no other God but the God-Empress!

[Pagan]

Ren is banned by my devotion to the Lady.

[Jairus]

Both Pagan and Ren Gaulen is banned because that's okay: according to The Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts", He is not a jealous god and is okay with you believing in what or whoever you wish.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jairus is banned because I am seriously considering to start worshipping the God-Emperor, since my faith in the Empress is crumbling, but I can't decide which one to worship - God-Emperor from "WarHammer 40K" (what's his name, anyway?), or God-Emperor Leto II from "Dune".

[Jairus]

Ren Gaulen is banned because according to what I've heard, one of his names was "Jesus."

Go for the one with drugs who won't blow up a planet because one person pissed him off.

[Ren Gaulen]

Yeah, Leto II got some cool stuff. Like spice. Jairus is banned by ten legions of Sardaukars, suddenly descending upon him.

[Slowtini]

Ren is banned because I noticed a grammatical error in his ramblings earlier.

God Empress...

Goddess.


I don't think she'd appreciate your blasphemies.

[Jairus]

Slowtini is banned because a little blasphemy is good for the soul. Imagine how much better the Pope would feel if he suddenly screamed "Jesus wasn't the son of God!" in front of a crowd of people watching him.

[Cogidubnus]

Jairus is banned for heresy. He shall shortly be absconded with by men in red cloaks and hats.

[Ren Gaulen]

Blasphemy! ..Feels good!. Jay is banned for corrupting me.
Cog is banned because Spanish Inquisition is unwanted here.

[Jairus]

Ren Gaulen is banned because if you do not confess to the sin of heresy against the Holy Church, then we shall be forced to tie you... to the rack!!!

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because I.. AM.. THE CHURCH!! ..No, wait, I am the Law.. Bah, same thing!..

[Jairus]

Ren Gaulen is banned because I am the law and the law is not mocked, I'll spit his pity right back in his face. There is nothing on Earth that we share, it is either Jairus or Gaulen!

[Cogidubnus]

Jairus is banned. Screw the money, I have rules! 

Ah, wait...

[Ren Gaulen]

Cog is banned because my hair gives me the power to do so!

[Jairus]

Ren is banned because my voice is Vice-President of the United States.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because my voice is the loud roar that tells people to defeat stuff.

[Cogidubnus]

Ren is banned for my love, my anger, and all of my sorrow! 

*explosions, destruction, mecha, etc etc*

[Ren Gaulen]

BROTHER!!.. ..Wait, you're not my brother. BE BANNED!

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

RennyBoy is banned because I Have The Power!

[Ren Gaulen]

llearch is banned by the Power of the Greyskull.

[Jairus]

Ren and Corny are banned because they're both muscly men wearing only a loincloth and holding a sword that gets bigger when you transform. I'm not saying anything, just making an observation.

[Pagan]

llearch is banned... wait... "RennyBoy"? Is that like Danny Boy? Are ya'll in a DDR match or something?


Grr... stupid mech wolf. Go ban yourself.



GAH! Bannation to all! Burn!

[Ren Gaulen]

Who are you calling a "stupid mech wolf", Pagan?! I am not a wolf, and I am most definitely not stupid (the mech part is somewhat true, though)! A ban to you!