07/26/08 [DMFA Guest] - Cue Disney references…

[AmigaDragon]

Ogres are likely to smash you regardless of the situation. their rhyming is just a quirk of their low intelligence (as Smash stopped rhyming when his intelligence was raised by the Eye Queue vines).

[Attic Rat]

Okay... you know how your mind keeps playing with things sometimes?

Ah, well...

"I especially like PacMan Emulating!"
My, what a guy...!
Daniel...!

[Jer-oh-me]

No one plays arcade like Dan, no one kicks it DDR like Dan.

[Attic Rat]

'Cept Dan emulates Pac Man with his headwings... 

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

... That would be

No-one emulates Pac Man like Dan...

[Jairus]

No-one emulates Pac Man like Dan...

... while his headwings, they go Wokka Wokka Wokka!
My what a guy, Daniel!

[Attic Rat]

... That would be

No-one emulates Pac Man like Dan...

Through most of the song, that's true, but I was going for the part where Gaston joins in, singing "I'm especially good at expectorating!" while biting the buckle off of a leather belt and launching it at high velocity.

The problem with most of the "No one..." lines is - they're only six syllables long.
You can cheat a little on that, but the rhythm has to be pretty close.  You'd have to squeeze it down to "No one Pac Man's like Dan"... That might not work well.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Mmm. It's been a long time since I last saw that movie.

I think your line, now I know where it goes, works better than mine. And you have a good point about the syllables; it's real hard to fit it in.

I'd think the expectorating line would involve mint tea, though. ;-]

[Attic Rat]

No-one emulates Pac Man like Dan...

... while his headwings, they go Wokka Wokka Wokka!
My what a guy, Daniel!

There ya go!

6 syllables twice,
12 syllables twice,
and whatever works next - since it's been YEARS since I've heard that song!

I'm not really sure why this all seemed important to me...
Maybe because it looked like fun.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Fun is enough of a reason. ;-]

[Attic Rat]

Nooo ooonne Drinks wine like Dan,
No one thinks quite like Dan,
And where Amazons are, no one seeks them like Dan!
He writes poems about them and infiltrating...
My what a guy - Daniel!

No one hides blades like Dan,
Swords and knives quite like Dan,
Uses mallets and sporks, or whatever's at hand!
The Death Knights all found him intimidating..
My what a guy - Daniel!

No one jokes like Daniel,
Gives you hope like Daniel,
No one jumps off a cliff and won't croak like Daniel!
Your sinuses won't be appreciating,
tea with that guy - Daniel!


Okay - I'm done for now.
Slow weekend...
Just passing the time.