Talk in Quotes

[Alterationartist]

Essentially, engage and respond in conversation with quotes form movies, TV, games, whatever. Only thing is, name a source. You can go anonymous to fulfill your dirty non-quoting needs, but point is, it's a source. A vague source, but okay.


I'll start.

"I LIKE SOUP." - Tain Toosmart (NPC) in Magical Starsign

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

"NO-ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!"

  -- Monty Python and The Holy Grail

[Alterationartist]

"I p-p-peed fear..." - Ethan McManus in an archived Sillie from Ctrl-Alt-Del

[Angel]

"Sometimes...sometimes the diaper leaks."
-VG Cats #201

[Alterationartist]

"It's a really fun and exciting gameplay mechanic... in theory." Text from Ctrl Alt Del comic "Spored"

[Ren Gaulen]

"I have balls of steel." - Duke Nukem

[Alterationartist]

"You need a pair these (picture of metallic spheres), to play one of these (picture of old SNK system)" - old SNK ad, as seen by myself in an episode of Icons.

[Ren Gaulen]

"This.. is my BOOMSTICK!!" - Ash.. Housewares.

[Jairus]

"This... is... Sparta!!" King Leonidas, 300

[Ren Gaulen]

"This is no Zaku, my boy, NO Zaku!" - Ramba Ral, "Mobile Suit Gundam".

[Jairus]

"It's a Gundam! It's a Gundam!" - Random Mecha Mook, Gundam Wing

[Ren Gaulen]

"There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you. ..I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd." - Jules, "Pulp Fiction".

[Slowtini]

"Seriously... What. The. Frig." --Jyrras

[Jer-oh-me]

"A race of Bosom people set forth on an armada of bosoms to search for a new bosom homeworld. Bosoms, Mellons, Milk Factories, Busts, Funbags, Knockers, Balliestigs, Boobies, Jugs, Nipples, Jubblies... Stonking great tits!" -Yahtzee Crenshaw

[Jairus]

"Wildy! Please put on a shirt so I can yell at you properly!" - Jyrras

[Mao]

"Nakedness reveals itself. Nudity is placed on display. The nude is condemned to never being naked. Nudity is a form of dress." -  John Berger

[Roureem Egas]

"Speaking of address (a dress), you look good in one!"

-Joco, Shaman King, English anime dub.

[Azlan]

"I make this look good."

-J, Men in Black

[Jer-oh-me]

"Because, good is Dumb." -Darth Helmet

[Jairus]

"No sir, I didn't see you playing with your dolls!" - Sanders, Spaceballs

[Omega]

"Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger." -J.R.R.Tolkien

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and good with ketchup."
  -- random tshirt, usenet .sig

[Jer-oh-me]

"EEEEK! FIRE!" The Dragon, from LOOM.

[Don]

"See you around fluff-tuft."~Abel

[Ren Gaulen]

"I am not Pizza", - Soldato J, from the English dub of "GaoGaiGar".

[Jer-oh-me]

"English Motherf###er! Do you speak it?" -Come on, do I really need to say it?

[Jairus]

"I only speak two languages, English and bad English" - Corban Dallas, The Fifth Element

(and yes, Jer-oh-me, you do: I don't think I've ever seen that movie, only seen the line referenced)

[Ren Gaulen]

"This is the end of the road!" - Hotrod, "Transformers: The Movie" (1986).

[Jairus]

"This is the end for you, my Master" - Anakin, RotS

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

"I've got a brand new combine harvester, and I'll give you the key..."
  -- The Wurzels. And also Alien Dead...