Give the Next poster a...

[e_voyager]

you call that smiting? you're soft. get our of here before i go all botector on you.

the next poster gets a trip into the negaverse. beware the queen

[lucas marcone]

well that was fun.... the queen is actually quite nice if you treat her right





the next poster gets irradiated by my next big scientific discovery!

[vulpesweasel]

wow, that's very inter-*zap*....owwies...next poster gets to bring me a bandaid

[bill]

I get to give you something? That means you get two things, you greedy little... *ahem*



Next poster gets a Valuable Learning Experience involving a 9-iron.

[e_voyager]

i leans they a 9 iron is no match for a forte buster.

the next poster gets this cake i baked to day so it won't go to waste.

[vulpesweasel]

yey! cake! *takes bite* AH THE SWEETNESS! IT BURNS! BUT IT'S SO GOOD! the next poster *chomp* gets to try and *chomp* take this yummy cake from me!

[bill]

Hmm. Time for another valuable 9-iron lesson, methinks.


Next poster gets to wait for my game loading times for me.

[e_voyager]

wait.s grrr, waits, grrr, wait "F-buster!" sighs "sorry i don't have time waiting skills  for this old tech"

the next poster gets to replace that system i just blew away

[vulpesweasel]

here, have a 3do! *evil laugh*

the next poster, has to marry me *muahahaha!*

[Vaguely Creepy]

Okay.

*throws on a priest's outfit*

Do you, Vanessa, take vulpesweasel to be your lawfully wedded husband?

*the woman in the bridal gown quietly says "I do."*

Do you, vulpesweasel, take Vanessa to be your lawfully wedded psychotically carnivorous extra-terrestrial?

....

That was a rhetorical question, vulpes. You don't have a choice.

Then, by the power vested in me by the forum game of "Give the Next poster a...", I now pronounce you man and Alien.

You may run screaming down the aisle.

Next poster gets to host the reception.

[e_voyager]

host in at fishy Joe's in the year 3005

the next post get to set my crab Doctor up on a date that won't try to eat him.

[GabrielsThoughts]

Uh,no. He's your doctor, you deal with him.

next poster gets a lenticular photograph of britney spears taking her shirt off...and she's topless

[e_voyager]

"my optical recpeters. they burn!"

the next poster get to take leafer to the prom.

[Aridas]

*does so... and tosses leafar off a balcony*

next poster gets some twine, a kitten, tin snips, a sheet of plywood, three pears, a stopwatch, and some random IC chips

[xHaZxMaTx]

*Creates fusion bomb MacGyver style*

Next person gets the detonate button.

[e_voyager]

press button and is disappointed and the 2 megaton blast. MacGyver sheold have paid better attention in Wily's  class. 3 kittens should net a goo 5 megaton explosion

the next poster gets a grab bag. be careful  if you open it.

[Vaguely Creepy]

*grabs the bag*

I think I'll save this for someone I don't like.

Next poster gets a titanium-plated waffle.

[KarlOmega1]

Uhmmmm...thanks?


Next poster gets a sign that reads " All your snakes are belong to us!"

[e_voyager]

I'll give this to snake man.

the next poster gets a copy of my plans for a kitten powered go cart

[vulpesweasel]

ZOMG! This, my dear child, is typically frowned upon in most societies!*However this is an interessting idea. Next poster gets to decide my punishment for eating the holy candy!

[xHaZxMaTx]

The Holy Candy gets to eat you!

Next person gets to watch. :twisted

[vulpesweasel]

yey! I get to watch my own death! Ooh, I bleed a lot...I'm gonna need a bandaid after that.

Next person gets to calm the holy candy before he goes on a killing spree (haha. spree)

[e_voyager]

blows it into sugar grains. opp was i supposed to calm it or destroy it?

the nest poster gets a holy hand grenade. not sure what you do with it since i could never get any of the blamed things to work.

[xHaZxMaTx]

And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu...

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

Right. One... two... five.

Three sir!

Three! *lob*

Sorry TGH, you're the only bunny I know of!   *EXPLOSION*

Next person gets to see if they can save TGH.

[bill]

Well that was easy.


Next poster gets a very special job working for me; taking off those plastic stickers that seal CD cases at the store.

[Nikki]

*scrapes them off with her teeth* oops, sorry ^^;

Next poster gets a pan of homemade Brownies ^w^ Made by Xze!

[bill]

Yum. I'm not going to ask what those chunks are in them.


Next poster gets to answer this question that's on a test I'm taking today.


A moped is a motor-driven cycle with a motor of not over ____ CC or _ HP, has an _________ ________, and is capable of not over ______ MPH on ______ ground.

[vulpesweasel]

A moped is a motor-driven cycle with a motor of not over 9999 CC or 99 HP, has an engine inside, and is capable of not over 9999 MPH on 9999 ground.


that was easy. Next poster to give their soul.

[KarlOmega1]

Karl:Sorry...It was already placed it in a vault and somebody else has the key >.>

Lilith: so if you want it, you're gonna have to go through me...


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Next poster gets to help me arrest Charline for devouring more souls than the limit Imposed by demon law...

[bill]

Okay! I can be the gruff, overworked officer 5 months from retirement, and you can be the up-and-comming young optimistic idealist officer! Now let me go into the crime scene and not wait for backup!


Next poster gets the contents of the liner notes of Sigur-Ros' "()"