Ask the All Purpose Fox - Enterprise!

[Darkdragon]

Why is laughter so sought after?

[Gabi]

Because (under normal circumstances) it's good for your health, and it's normally associated with joy and pleasure.

[Shachza]

Do you know when 4+4=11?  Because I do.

I need to come up with wittier questions, how can I do that?

[ShadesFox]

Do you know when 4+4=11?  Because I do.

I need to come up with wittier questions, how can I do that?

In base 7.

Remember, all of the APFs are computer nerds.  Hard.  As for wittier questions, don't really go out of your way to think about it.  Just, go about life, and wonder about all the things around you.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

... "What would Witt do?" Is that a wittier question?

[Gabi]

Yes.

[Darkdragon]

Who is Witt?

[Angel]

The trolls on Facebook give me headaches. Is there a cure in the works for them? And how do I ignore them without wishing I'd said something? Oh, and most importantly of all, what do you do with the ones who can spell?

[ShadesFox]

Who is Witt?

A terrible maker of barbecue.  Really.  Fuckers do the BBQ where I work and they are terrible at it.

The trolls on Facebook give me headaches. Is there a cure in the works for them? And how do I ignore them without wishing I'd said something? Oh, and most importantly of all, what do you do with the ones who can spell?

Burn them all.  Facebook requires much burnination to solve all of its problems.  Especially since my mom is on there.  BURN HARDER.

[Suwako]

In what colour does tungsten burn? I need to know the colour of it's fire for reasons I do not understand myself.

Well, beside infra-red

[thefoxwithout]

Is it a mistake for this to be the first place I post after my intro topic?
What is the secret to Greek fire?
And why was I compelled to post here?

[Gabi]

In what colour does tungsten burn? I need to know the colour of it's fire for reasons I do not understand myself.

Well, beside infra-red

Something like this, but you're not likely to see tungsten combustion very often. It's a high-melting metal.

Is it a mistake for this to be the first place I post after my intro topic?
What is the secret to Greek fire?
And why was I compelled to post here?

No.
If I told you, it wouldn't be a secret anymore.
Such is the compelling power of the All-Purpose Foxes.

[Suwako]

In what colour does tungsten burn? I need to know the colour of it's fire for reasons I do not understand myself.

Well, beside infra-red

Something like this, but you're not likely to see tungsten combustion very often. It's a high-melting metal.

Yes, highest melting-point of natural metal alloys and that is totally glowing, and glowing doesn't give a hint of what colour it is when burning. For instance, aluminium does not glow green. 

[Ketchup-Crumbles]

Why do I see cavedragons popping up in so many signatures? I know I started because of Anker Steadfast's signature, but how did everyone else join the game? Should there be a thread to discuss forumgames?

[Darkdragon]

Can the APF come up with a question or problem which the APFs cannot be applied to?

[WhiteFox]

Can the APF come up with a question or problem which the APFs cannot be applied to?

If the answer to this is "yes," is this that question?

[ShadesFox]

Yes, highest melting-point of natural metal alloys and that is totally glowing, and glowing doesn't give a hint of what colour it is when burning. For instance, aluminium does not glow green. 

*sets Tytaj on fire, kicks over a hill*

Why do I see cavedragons popping up in so many signatures? I know I started because of Anker Steadfast's signature, but how did everyone else join the game? Should there be a thread to discuss forumgames?

That would be the space ape mind control.  Dangerous stuff there.  And no, when you start a forumgame, the space apes win.

Can the APF come up with a question or problem which the APFs cannot be applied to?

Yes.  But then once an APF wants to answer it, they can.

Can the APF come up with a question or problem which the APFs cannot be applied to?

If the answer to this is "yes," is this that question?

No.
*sends Whitefox down the hill with Tytaj*

[Darkdragon]

Can the APFs demonstrate how to deconstruct a sphere into five components and rearrange those components to form two spheres, each the same size as the original? (To the unenlightened: this is mathematically possible)

[e_voyager]

how does gabby keep her hair that wonderful shade of sea form green?
where can i get a pair of shades like the one's shade's fox wears?
does the company that makes his shades also make them in helmet visor form?

[Lushin]

how does gabby keep her hair that wonderful shade of sea form green?
where can i get a pair of shades like the one's shade's fox wears?
does the company that makes his shades also make them in helmet visor form?

It's called shampoo and conditioner. She washes her hair atleast once a day.
His shades are a one off deal. He made them himself.
No Shades only made his pair.

[Captain]

What is a young member?

[Suwako]

What is an old member?

Why is that relative?

[e_voyager]

is it okay to spontaneously break in to song singing Bohemian rhapsody?

[Darkdragon]

To the APFs who went to Anthrocon: How was it?

[Gabi]

Can the APFs demonstrate how to deconstruct a sphere into five components and rearrange those components to form two spheres, each the same size as the original? (To the unenlightened: this is mathematically possible)

Why would we do that?

how does gabby keep her hair that wonderful shade of sea form green?

Shampoo and conditioner, yes, but not everyday. Hair gets damaged if you overwash it. I use shampoo and conditioner twice a week, and just water and careful combing the rest of the time.

What is a young member?

A member who is young.

What is an old member?

Why is that relative? D:

A member who is old, duh.

Because 'old' and 'young' have different definitions, depending on your perspective.

To the APFs who went to Anthrocon: How was it?

It was great. I'm already looking forward to next year's AnthroCon.

[Suwako]

Am I a bad person to be laughing at this; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hM3jzlyNIpc ? 

[Mao]

Is it awesome in there?

[Inumo]

Should every question be rhetorical?

[Suwako]

Will The Kingdom of the Netherlands win the half-finals? 

[Captain]

What does innumerate mean?