Ask the All Purpose Fox - Enterprise!

[Roureem Egas]

H'okay, I left this alone long enough.

*Meteo*

Who's that?

It's these little geometric space rocks that constantly fall from the sky. There's no end to them.

So when is Ink going to punish llearch and Azriel?

When Ink is ready. In the meantime, fire and such will have to do.

Do I get to suggest punishments?

You sound masochistic. Are you into that?

too bad i wasn't here to try and answer it.  still here is an easy one

I have millions of eyes yet i live in darkness
i have millions of ears yet only four lobes.
what am i? 

I'mma sweep this aside.

How can I avoid punishment?

Knowing how things work is a good start.

Did VISMIT break another rule in the form of answering by asking a question?

Doesn't seem that way to me.

I have millions of eyes yet i live in darkness
i have millions of ears yet only four lobes.
what am i? 

"I have no muscles, yet I rule two hemispheres." should be the last line, and the answer is the brain; is that not correct?

Yeah sure, let's go with that.

Do I have more company in burnination, now?

Soon. Soon.

If water is polar, why doesn't it stick to a magnet?

Wat.

why is this less fun then when only the APFs were answering the questions?

Because we're special. In a good way. C:

[Paladin Sheppard]

At what point will Amber bow to the will of the masses and make her comic all about cameos?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

At what point will Amber bow to the will of the masses and make her comic all about cameos?

At some point after the heat-death of the universe?

[Kenji]

At what point will Amber bow to the will of the masses and make her comic all about cameos?

At some point after the heat-death of the universe?

In the nut house. Or if it goes to MTV.

[yakanaj]

How can I get all my online friends to come to my wedding without it costing anything?

[Azlan]

Meteo is an old school Final Fantasy Spell, a meteor storm.

How can I get all my online friends to come to my wedding without it costing anything?

SL

[Darkdragon]

Why is it that many people prefer authors describe breathtaking scenes, rather than long descriptions on the scenery?

[Slowtini]

Why does gravity work?

[Lushin]

Cause of the earth spinning.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Why does gravity work?

Gravity is a myth. The earth just sucks.

Why haven't I been burninated yet?

[ShadesFox]

At what point will Amber bow to the will of the masses and make her comic all about cameos?

You see, I already have an evil plan.  It involves muppets.  And tea.  And men, real men, the genetic kind, that look like women.  Then there will be a truck.  It will be made entirely out of ham.

How can I get all my online friends to come to my wedding without it costing anything?

That would be a nice touch.  It would probably involve hijacking airplanes.  I would let you use my ham truck, but it is kind of in use already.

Meteo is an old school Final Fantasy Spell, a meteor storm.

How can I get all my online friends to come to my wedding without it costing anything?

SL

At this point everyone should be running.  Azlan has returned from the land of the dead.  Or SAP/MS Exchange setups.  I keep hearing a lot of weird things.

Why does gravity work?

Because if Moses parted the Red Sea in a universe with out gravity the that stunt in particular would not have been nearly as impressive.  Or Evel Knievel's stunts.  Moses and Evel are brothers you know.  The long lost sort.

Cause of the earth spinning.

Sorry, I just hit 'quote' a lot and did not notice you answered this already.  However, I am too lazy to remove the previous statement.

Why does gravity work?

Gravity is a myth. The earth just sucks.

Why haven't I been burninated yet?

I keep trying to find you a playmate and this is how you thank me.  Maybe if you show up to a AC I'll give you a card, the sort that comes on fire.  The bursts into more flames.  That would be awesome.  I'm going to invent that.  However, the reason I'm not setting you on fire right now is that I'm too busy running from the end of the world caused by Azlan.

[e_voyager]

are Fae souls coded in java?

[shadowterm]

Not an official answer: Of course not they're coded in Python.

[Azlan]

are Fae souls coded in java?

I would prefer Ruby, its simpler. 

Think of a Ruby, Python, Perl, J# radioactive nymphomaniac love child with Brian Fox and Blake Ross... minus the J++ crap from Microsoft.

Not an official answer: Of course not they're coded in Python.

*fireballs shadowterm*

[Castle Pokemetroid]

What's Lunasteel? Adamant steel?

[meany]

Why won't my parents let me maul my brother for stealing my pizza?
Why does everyone on my block run away screaming when I turn on the weedwacker?
Why did that baby go mute after I played peeka-boo with it?
Why does my grandmother hold that cross out in front of her everytime I try and give 'er a hug?

[ShadesFox]

What's Lunasteel? Adamant steel?

Mythical, just like the wildebeest.  They will sneak up on you in the night, with their wicked knives and cut you.  Then they carve your flesh for their dinners and then drink your blood as their wine.

Why won't my parents let me maul my brother for stealing my pizza?
Why does everyone on my block run away screaming when I turn on the weedwacker?
Why did that baby go mute after I played peeka-boo with it?
Why does my grandmother hold that cross out in front of her everytime I try and give 'er a hug?

Because your parents want to try to train you kids with positive reinforcement, rather then negative reinforcement.
Your sentence does not parse.  Please try again, but make sense this time.
Obviously it is not lupus.  It's never lupus.
She wants to die and is giving you a target.

[Slowtini]

Was pole vaulting invented by a clumsy javelin thrower?

[yakanaj]

What is that one magic word that gets all men to do as I've commanded?

[Darkdragon]

Why do mistakes happen?

[Lushin]

Was pole vaulting invented by a clumsy javelin thrower?

Nope. Thinking trying to get over a wall during a seige.

What is that one magic word that gets all men to do as I've commanded?

There isn't one.

Why do mistakes happen?

To remind people they aren't prefect.

[e_voyager]

i can understand a few people forgetting the dead line for the invisible friend game but how did everyone do it?

i've been buried in work but i still managed to sketch something that i was working on cleaning up for invisible friend is there any point in posting it now?

[Slowtini]

Is it true that 2+2=5 for very large values of 2?

[Darkdragon]

Why was it that my attachment didn't work? Why am I even asking such a silly question?

[yakanaj]

what is the meaning of life?

why arn't the awnsers to these questions sarcastic anymore?  (I liked that better)

[VSMIT]

Is Daimien just not quite as crazy/sarcastic/witty as all of the other APs?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

i can understand a few people forgetting the dead line for the invisible friend game but how did everyone do it?

Quite well, I thought.

i've been buried in work but i still managed to sketch something that i was working on cleaning up for invisible friend is there any point in posting it now?

Depends. How sharp a drawing is it?

Is it true that 2+2=5 for very large values of 2?

For small values of 5.

what is the meaning of life?

Try to be nice to people, don't eat too much, and you're all going to die in the end.

why arn't the awnsers to these questions sarcastic anymore?  (I liked that better)

Flounder.

Is Daimien just not quite as crazy/sarcastic/witty as all of the other APs?

Combined?


(ok, now I'm _really_ gonna get done...)

[Zedd]

Whats the best way get a date with a dragon?

When is it the best time at the wrong time with anything at all?

Why must captain planet be so lazy with the power is yours bit?

[Lushin]

Is Daimien just not quite as crazy/sarcastic/witty as all of the other APs?

No one just get's my humor or sarcasm.

Whats the best way get a date with a dragon?

When is it the best time at the wrong time with anything at all?

Why must captain planet be so lazy with the power is yours bit?

Wait till she takes human form.

Just as the wrong time is ending.

Cause he is a lazy bastard. He'd rather just chill out and let others fight for him.

[e_voyager]

is Llearch impersonating and APF again?
has anyone seen my termites?
why won't ink return my calls?