Natural selection at work.

Started by Alondro, May 23, 2008, 08:27:46 PM

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Alondro

May 23, 2008, 08:27:46 PM
Another case of an idiot taking poison as an aphrodesiac.

Lick the toad!

Seriously, this stuff should be legal to help rid the world of morons dumb enough to use it.
Three's a crowd:  One lordly leonine of the Leyjon, one cruel and cunning cubi goddess, and one utterly doomed human stuck between them.

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Brunhidden

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May 23, 2008, 08:42:54 PM Last Edit: May 23, 2008, 08:43:54 PM by Brunhidden
it would probably be easier to just put booths around with big red buttons that say 'do not touch', and send a lethal jolt of lightning to anyone dumb enough to press, and then dump the body down a chute.

of course make it childproof somehow, but not pigeon proof..... i hate pigons, and would love to see them fry along with the morons of the world who think its somehow 'cool' to do forbidden things


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Some will fall in love with life,
and drink it from a fountain;
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Alondro

#2
May 23, 2008, 09:32:05 PM
Maybe if we made it forbidden to be intelligent, they'd all become geniuses?   :B

Three's a crowd:  One lordly leonine of the Leyjon, one cruel and cunning cubi goddess, and one utterly doomed human stuck between them.

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shadowterm

#3
May 25, 2008, 02:00:44 AM
I find it more likely that you could put a big red button with a picto-gram because most of your targets will be illiterate, or ignorant. Besides, with overpopulation like it is, we may not need to make it child proof. Humans are a renewable resource after all.
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Rakala

#4
May 25, 2008, 12:06:46 PM
I think I have a plan for a useless 1/3 of our population. Take all the stupidest people and just shoot them out into space. Problem solved.  :boogie

shadowterm

#5
May 25, 2008, 12:14:18 PM
yeah, but if they eventually adapt to live in a vacuum 1) we can't use that costly solution any more and 2) They have debatably become more advanced than us.
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Reese Tora

#6
May 25, 2008, 01:04:20 PM
I'd consider the person who died, in this instance, to be a victim.  He was probably misled by the person who sold him the stuff.

Unless, you know, he ate it because he thought it would have a stronger effect on him if he ate it and disobeyed usage instructions. (well, he would have been right about it having a stronger effect!)

People need to be educated; if they insist on ignorance when offered the candle of knowledge, they deserve to live in darkness, but the candle must be offered.
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shadowterm

#7
May 25, 2008, 02:07:22 PM
Quote from: Reese Tora on May 25, 2008, 01:04:20 PM
I'd consider the person who died, in this instance, to be a victim.  He was probably misled by the person who sold him the stuff.
I laugh, this and the discussion on not false advertising were right next to each other on the recent posts. :mowsmile
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Alondro

#8
May 25, 2008, 06:17:13 PM
Anyone who takes animal parts/secretions/toxins to get a stiffy is retarded and deserves to die!

THE ALMIGHTY CHARLES HAS SPOKEN!!!   >:O
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Reese Tora

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May 25, 2008, 07:22:26 PM
Quote from: Alondro on May 25, 2008, 06:17:13 PM
Anyone who takes animal parts/secretions/toxins to get a stiffy is retarded and deserves to die!

THE ALMIGHTY CHARLES HAS SPOKEN!!!   >:O

What, you think the guy actually knew what the stuff he was taking is? most people don't even know what Botox is, and that's right in the name!
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Sofox

#10
May 25, 2008, 08:24:27 PM
Quote from: Alondro on May 25, 2008, 06:17:13 PM
Anyone who takes animal parts/secretions/toxins to get a stiffy is retarded and deserves to die!

THE ALMIGHTY CHARLES HAS SPOKEN!!!   >:O

Yeah, whatever happened to good old fashioned Viagra? Don't people read their e-mail spam these days?

Seriously though, Reese, I doubt whatever he bought came with instructions, or ingredients, so you're probably right about him not knowing what was in it.

Raffe

#11
May 26, 2008, 04:12:27 AM
Aww, take pity on the dead guy, he obviously couldn't get it up/get a girl(/guy) through normal means.
Quote from: Rakala on May 25, 2008, 12:06:46 PM
I think I have a plan for a useless 1/3 of our population. Take all the stupidest people and just shoot them out into space. Problem solved.  :boogie
The cost to launch them would be outrageously expensive. Better to gather them in dead piles to harness their decomposing energy, then use whats left for fertilizer.
Hooray ellipsis!

Brunhidden

#12
May 26, 2008, 07:59:14 AM
and lo, a douglas adams quote was used to reduce the population of the world by 33%, and nobody cared

well, the 33% cared, some of them, the few that had a clue what was going on, which means like five people gave a rats ass

possible upgrade- shoot them at a planet that is not habitable, but may become inhabitable when bacteria from their corpses begin to slowly terreform the planet by mutating into bacteria and such suited for the environs. toss in some lichen and mold and you got yourself a chia-planet


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and drink it from a fountain;
that is pouring like an avalanche,
coming down the mountain.

llearch n'n'daCorna

#13
May 26, 2008, 01:54:34 PM
Quote from: Brunhidden on May 26, 2008, 07:59:14 AM
and lo, a douglas adams quote was used to reduce the population of the world by 33%, and nobody cared

... until the remaining 66% was wiped out by a disease picked up from an unexpectedly dirty telephone...
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AmigaDragon

#14
May 26, 2008, 02:21:14 PM
Did anyone else notice the (truncated) caption under the picture to the left of the article?
QuoteAP Photo:  This undated photo provided by the New York City Department of Health and Mental Hygiene...

Mental Hygiene? What's that? Sounds like a mental equivalent of a shower and shave.
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Zet

#15
May 26, 2008, 10:24:15 PM
Quote from: AmigaDragon on May 26, 2008, 02:21:14 PM
Mental Hygiene? What's that? Sounds like a mental equivalent of a shower and shave.

I'm sorry, but I just gotta say this, do you mean brainwashing?  :B

techmaster-glitch

#16
May 26, 2008, 10:59:21 PM
Quote from: Zet on May 26, 2008, 10:24:15 PM
I'm sorry, but I just gotta say this, do you mean brainwashing?  :B
doodoodoodoo
I need a brainwash
grey-matter bath
I need the clutter all
thrown in the trash
I need a brainwash
cuz I'm a loon
so could you please throw my head in a tub
I could really use a cerebral scrub
wash away what I know
it's an overrated frontal lobe...
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