He must be a zombie!

[Alondro]

See, this is why I'm making sure I have a self-destruct device to make sure I'm dead!

He's dead Jim... not!

Maybe they should think about doing more than one brain scan...
Ya know, in case the first one was botched.  Cuz obviously this guy's brain was functioning...
Unless, maybe, he's a NASCAR fan.  Then he had no brain to begin with!   

[bill]

Unless, maybe, he's a NASCAR fan.  Then he had no brain to begin with!   

*bans Alondro*

[Alondro]

Unless, maybe, he's a NASCAR fan.  Then he had no brain to begin with!   

*bans Alondro*

Coulda gone with a Polish joke instead... 

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

I woulda, but it would have brightened up his finish...

[Kenji]

I like his quote at the end of the story. Heh.

[Brunhidden]

in the words of jay sherman

I've been declared dead by better coroners then YOU

[Omega]

When I'm going down, I'll make sure that there will be a hole the size of a small city in my place. 

[Valynth]

This really doesn't affect me since, when I die, they're going to wonder wether they have a body or a lead ingot the size of a body.