The Random Movie Quote Generator

[Aisha deCabre]

This link here is the name of the game, folks.

Using this random movie quote generator and a random word, it will generate a quote from a movie using said word.  Observe, mine:

"I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take spork anymore!"  --Network, 1976.  Missing word is "this".

"The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the spork." --The Court Jester, 1956.  Missing word is "pestle".

"I have a head for business and a spork for sin."  --Working Girl, 1988.  Missing word is "bod".

"That'll do, spork.  That'll do." --Babe, 1995.  Missing word (of course) is "pig".

Grab a random word and see how many funny movie quotes you can come up with.  I dare y'all.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

"The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the spork." --The Court Jester, 1956.  Missing word is "pestle".

... but the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.
They broke the vessel with the pestle, the brew that is true is now in the flagon with the dragon.
So the pellet with the poison is in the chalice from the palace, and the brew that is true is in the flagon with the dragon?

*cough* Sorry to subvert the thread already...

[lucas marcone]

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Fist Full Of Ass on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
Which movie was this quote from?
Blade Runner (1982)
(the missing phrase was 'Attack ships')

I ate his ass with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
Which movie was this quote from?
The Silence of the Lambs (1991)
(the missing word was 'liver')

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world ass didn't exist.
Which movie was this quote from?
The Usual Suspects (1995)
(the missing word was 'he')

A boy's best friend is his ass.
Which movie was this quote from?
Psycho (1960)
(the missing word was 'mother')

Everybody! Everybody wants a piece of ass!
Which movie was this quote from?
The Hustler (1961)
(the missing word was 'me')        this one was just too fitting

I find your lack of ass disturbing.
Which movie was this quote from?
Star Wars: A New Hope (1977)
(the missing word was 'faith')

Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy ass.
Which movie was this quote from?
All About Eve (1950)
(the missing word was 'night') HEMMEROIDS!

E.T. phone ass.
Which movie was this quote from?
E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
(the missing word was 'home')

[techmaster-glitch]

Gort! Klaatu Barada Spatula!

Spatula? Where we're going we don't need spatula!
Back to the Future (1985)
(the missing word was 'Roads')

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my spatula.
Pulp Fiction (1994)
(the missing word was 'brothers')

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world spatula didn't exist.
The Usual Suspects (1995)
(the missing word was 'he')

I say we take off and nuke the entire spatula from orbit.
Aliens (1986)
(the missing word was 'site')

With great power comes great spatula.
Spider-Man (2002)
(the missing word was 'responsibility')

This is too fun, I gotta stop now XD

[Dannysaysnoo]

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a monkey."

This is the best one ever.

[Angel]

"All work and no cookie makes Jack a dull boy."
The Shining (1980)
(missing word, obviously, was "play." But the quote works either way. )

"I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a cookie lasts forever."
Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (1953)
(missing words were "diamond tiara")

"The power of Cookie compels you." (XD)
The Exorcist (1973)
(missing word was "Christ")

"You've got cookie on you."
Shaun of the Dead (2004)
(missing word was "red")

"Say hello to my little cookie!"
Scarface (1983)
(missing word was "friend")

"I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old cookie for dinner."
Silence of the Lambs (1991)
(missing word, again, was "friend")

Best. Thread. Ever. 

[lucas marcone]

Say hello to my little boobs!
Which movie was this quote from?
Scarface (1983)
(the missing word was 'friend')

Here's looking at boobs, kid.
Which movie was this quote from?
Casablanca (1942)
(the missing word was 'you')


They don't throw their garbage away. They make it into boobs.
Which movie was this quote from?
Annie Hall (1977)
(the missing phrase was 'television shows') OMG they're on to plastic surgery in hollywood!

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world boobs didn't exist.
Which movie was this quote from?
The Usual Suspects (1995)
(the missing word was 'he') NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE MONSTER!

Pay no attention to that man behind the boobs!
Which movie was this quote from?
The Wizard of Oz (1939)
(the missing word was 'curtain') sex change!

You're only supposed to blow the bloody gizmo off!
Which movie was this quote from?
The Italian Job (1969)
(the missing word was 'doors')  ummmmm ow?

I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the American gizmo.
Which movie was this quote from?
Superman (1980)
(the missing word was 'way') i always knew there was something off about superman

All work and no gizmo makes Jack a dull boy.
Which movie was this quote from?
The Shining (1980)
(the missing word was 'play') actually it makes him a woman.

[Angel]

"They don't throw their garbage away. They make it into Jedi."
Annie Hall (1977)
(missing word was "television shows") - Has George Lucas seen this movie?

"Of all the Jedi joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."
Casablanca (1942)
(missing word was "gin") - And thus fanboys everywhere suddenly became Bogart fans.

"I met Jedi today. We are playing chess."
The Seventh Seal (1957)
(missing word was "Death") - My money's on Yoda!

[Aisha deCabre]

"I feel the need...the need for pants!" -- Top Gun (1986)
(the missing word was 'speed')

"The power of Pants compels you." -- The Exorcist (1973)
(the missing word was 'Christ')

"No, Mr. Bond, I expect pants to die."  -- Goldfinger (1964)
(the missing word was 'you')

"Madness?  This is PANTS!" -- 300 (2006)
(the missing word was 'Sparta')

I was just waiting for that last one to come up.

[Suwako]

Remember, you're fighting for this woman's Silly, which is probably more than she ever did.
Which movie was this quote from?
Duck Soup (1933)
(the missing word was 'honor')

[Angel]

"Soylent Green is donut!"
Soylent Green (1973)
(missing word is a spoiler; they didn't put it there and neither will I)

"Oh no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was donut killed the beast."
King Kong (1933)
(missing word is "beauty")

"I am not a donut! I am a human being! I... am ... a MAN!"
The Elephant Man (1980)
(missing word was "animal")

"Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say 'Donut' at will to old ladies."
Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)
(missing word was "Ni")

[meany]

All work and no beer makes Jack a dull boy.
Which movie was this quote from?
The Shining (1980)
(the missing word was 'play')

Killing me won't bring back your beer.
Which movie was this quote from?
The Wicker Man (1973)
(the missing word was 'apples')

Beer? We ain't got no beer! We don't need no beer! I don't have to show you any stinking beer!
Which movie was this quote from?
The Treasure of the Sierra Madre (1948)
(the missing word was 'Badges')

This beer attracts Those We Do Not Speak Of. You must bury it.
Which movie was this quote from?
The Village (2004)
(the missing word was 'color')

Lions and tigers and beer, oh my!
Which movie was this quote from?
The Wizard of Oz (1939)
(the missing word was 'bears')

I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the American beer.
Which movie was this quote from?
Superman (1980)
(the missing word was 'way')

The power of Beer compels you.
Which movie was this quote from?
The Exorcist (1973)
(the missing word was 'Christ')

[Silver Pomeranian Genji]

These are my results:

With great power comes great Cd-i Link.
Which movie was this quote from?
Spider-Man (2002)
(the missing word was 'responsibility')

A boy's best friend is his Cd-i Link.
Which movie was this quote from?
Psycho (1960)
(the missing word was 'mother')

Soylent Green is Cd-i Link!
Which movie was this quote from?
Soylent Green (1973)
(the missing phrase was ... well, that'd be a spoiler, but you get the hint. )

I find your lack of Cd-i Link disturbing.
Which movie was this quote from?
Star Wars: A New Hope (1977)
(the missing word was 'faith') And that's saying something.

To Cd-i Link, and beyond!
Which movie was this quote from?
Toy Story (1995)
(the missing word was 'infinity')

I defy you! Come and kneel before Cd-i Link!
Which movie was this quote from?
Superman II (1980)
(the missing word was 'Zod') I bow before no CD-i game, thankyouverymuch.

I see dead Cd-i Link.
Which movie was this quote from?
The Sixth Sense (1999)
(the missing word was 'people')

You know the difference between you and me? I make Cd-i Link look good.
Which movie was this quote from?
Men In Black (1997)
(the missing word was 'this')