The Macarena

[ilpalazzo]

I can't remember how to do it. 

[Ryudo Lee]

Count yourself lucky?

[Angel]

What kind of 90's child are you?! EVERYONE should remember the Macarena!

...Ah well. Good thing I remember it.

Stand up straight. Now, for each of these moves, start on the right side, then do the left. It's good to have the song playing so you get a sense of rhythm.

Put your arms out in front of you, palms down. First right, then left.
Turn them palm up, the same way.
Touch your right hand to your left shoulder, then your left to your right.
Now put your right hand on the right side of your head, and your left hand on the left side.
Cross your right arm down and put your hand on your left hipbone, then your left to your right.
Now put your right hand flat on your right hip, and your left hand on the left.
Then do a hip grind in time to the beat, and jump to the right.

Repeat until the end of the song.

If you don't wanna read all that, just look up "macarena" on YouTube. 

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

... I'm -so- tempted to accidentally delete Black_angel's post... ;-]

[superluser]

... I'm -so- tempted to accidentally delete Black_angel's post... ;-]

That's no fun.  Replace it with the instructions for doing the Frug.

[Ryudo Lee]

I'm reminded of an old 3d screensaver called Macaroni.    A bunch of macaroni pieces would fall from the top of the screen, then they would all grow a face, arms, and legs and then get up and dance the Macarena to a macaroni-related spoof of the song.

I'm also reminded of an easter egg in System Shock 2.  When you're beginning a new game, after you've chosen your second tour of duty, in one of the windows there's a droid who'll be dancing the Macarena.

[Angel]

... I'm -so- tempted to accidentally delete Black_angel's post... ;-]

Go ahead. You know you can Google the instructions anyway. I wouldn't really care.

And superluser? Try replacing it with something a little more well-known that no-one knows how to do. Like the Madison. Or the Funky Chicken.

[Zedd]

Why not learn easier moves...The time warp darnit!

[Zorro]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oSMTzdDeIs

You forget The Animaniacs Version?

[Turnsky]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oSMTzdDeIs

You forget The Animaniacs Version?

ah, the days when warner bros didn't suck.

[Angel]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oSMTzdDeIs

You forget The Animaniacs Version?

Never.

[Fuyudenki]

all the dance moves you could ever need.