Ask the All Purpose Fox - The Next Generation!

[xHaZxMaTx]

Why doesn't Haz have a sig or avatar anymore?

Can I have some of whatever it is he's smoking?

[Poofyspikes]

Why doesn't Daka have a signature and/or avatar, yet?

Productivity goblins. Now Dak can't do crap, much less set up a sig/avatar.

Why doesn't Haz have a sig or avatar anymore?

... Next!

Can I have some of whatever it is he's smoking?

Well, looks like you'd have to ask VSMIT, and not us. Geez, we're APFs, but we're not friggin miracle workers.

Adding 'cauc' to something diminishes its brain power.
We are just asians with more cauc and less intelligence.

The sacrifice of some cauc was worth it.

[xHaZxMaTx]

Why not?

[Kenji]

Why not?

Wobba Fett.

[xHaZxMaTx]

Space-going bounty-hunting ferret?

[Kenji]

Space-going bounty-hunting ferret?

You've acquired the Morph Ball.

[xHaZxMaTx]

Neat.  What's it do?

[Kenji]

Neat.  What's it do?

It allows you to curl into a ball, drop bombs, and embark on possibly the most annoying puzzle quests of your life.

[Drake Manaweilder]

Why is it that whenever there is a long school break, my sleep cycle gets completely messed up? (EX: going to bed at 3:00 pm)

Has your weighted companion cube threatened to kill you yet?

Why do I have the FFXII version of the chocobo theme stuck in my head?

Why did my cat glare at me when I opened the door of my bedroom?

[e_voyager]

have i forgotten who i am?
do you remember me?
why do multiple names case multiple personalities?
who was Eliander Klaus?

[Poofyspikes]

Why is it that whenever there is a long school break, my sleep cycle gets completely messed up? (EX: going to bed at 3:00 pm)

Has your weighted companion cube threatened to kill you yet?

Why do I have the FFXII version of the chocobo theme stuck in my head?

Why did my cat glare at me when I opened the door of my bedroom?

That's 12 hours removed from when I go to sleep. You're a freak.

Don't have one. You're a freak.

Cause you play too much FFXII. You're a freak.

It knew you were going to touch yourself incessantly in there. You're a freak.

have i forgotten who i am?
do you remember me?
why do multiple names case multiple personalities?
who was Eliander Klaus?

Seeing as you're asking...

About as well as I remember where I left my keys this morning.

Hmm, having trouble coming up with a snarky response not in question form...

I think I saw him on the side of a milk carton once.

[Angel]

Why are we here?

Why doesn't anyone believe me when I say glam metal's not dead?

When, if ever, will Shippuuden come out in English?

Are all badasses secretly the same character?

[Sufurin Scorda]

If I was left-handed and then I decided to use my right hand because it was easier (When I was like five ), what am I? Left-handed because I started that way, or right-handed because I'm that way now?

Or am I ambidextrous if I can use my left hand for most things without sucking too bad? (Except when I write with it. I can draw and use my mouse, but I can't write. At all. Unless it's 2 or 3 times as big as the stuff I write with my right hand. But I can draw fine but with a few messed-up lines and using my mouse is easy. But it's easier when I keep it on the right-handed setting where the right button is right-click.)

One of my friends accused me of having a dragon fetish, what do I do?! D:

Why are dragons so lazy?

[Roureem Egas]

Why are we here?

Why doesn't anyone believe me when I say glam metal's not dead?

When, if ever, will Shippuuden come out in English?

Are all badasses secretly the same character?

Pass.

What's glam metal?

Well, since I don't keep up with the dub I can't say. I'm guessing it'll be a year or so considering the filler onslaught that's in the anime.

Yes, since a badass is a type of character. Answer courtesy of alternate interpretation.

If I was left-handed and then I decided to use my right hand because it was easier (When I was like five ), what am I? Left-handed because I started that way, or right-handed because I'm that way now?

Or am I ambidextrous if I can use my left hand for most things without sucking too bad? (Except when I write with it. I can draw and use my mouse, but I can't write. At all. Unless it's 2 or 3 times as big as the stuff I write with my right hand. But I can draw fine but with a few messed-up lines and using my mouse is easy. But it's easier when I keep it on the right-handed setting where the right button is right-click.)

One of my friends accused me of having a dragon fetish, what do I do?! D:

Why are dragons so lazy?

Whatever hand or side you use most often would be your dominant side. If you're fine with either then you'd be ambidextrous.

...*stomp*

Hmm...kill it with fire. I am not responsible for any consequences that are brought about by your actions.

...?

[Poofyspikes]

One of my friends accused me of having a dragon fetish, what do I do?! D:

Find a dragon, have sex with it, and prove him right.

[Sufurin Scorda]

Where can I find a dragon to do the dirty with?

What if it eats me instead?

Why should I prove her right?

[e_voyager]

why do mortals die so easily? (except for old actors they seem to hang on forever)
when will this cavity in my mouth finally heal?
if you could learn one final fantasy magic spell and one finale fantasy move form any game you've seen or played what would they be? ( they don't need to be in the same game)

[Darkdragon]

Where has chastity gone today?

[xHaZxMaTx]

Am I the only person who thinks Shadrok's avatar looks like a balloon?

[Kenji]

Where can I find a dragon to do the dirty with?

What if it eats me instead?

Why should I prove her right?

Lawl. Furries.
Lawl. Vore.
Its funnier for us that way.

why do mortals die so easily? (except for old actors they seem to hang on forever)
when will this cavity in my mouth finally heal?
if you could learn one final fantasy magic spell and one finale fantasy move form any game you've seen or played what would they be? ( they don't need to be in the same game)

I'm gonna take a stab in the dark here and say... cause they're mortal.
No. You don't want your mouth cavity to heal up. Then you can't eat.
*My Final Heaven and Ultimas E*

Where has chastity gone today?

It was chastised and went home.

Am I the only person who thinks Shadrok's avatar looks like a balloon?

*pumps Haz up with an air pump*

[Castle Pokemetroid]

The following statement is true. The previous statement is false.

Is the above a paradox?

[techmaster-glitch]

Why am I having so much trouble getting my avatar?

[Roureem Egas]

The following statement is true. The previous statement is false.

Is the above a paradox?

It's a logic bomb. Are you trying to open a wormhole? >

Why am I having so much trouble getting my avatar?

Because you're really a 400 ft. tall pink-horned silver-winged platypus bear and you didn't know it. Except I just told you, so now you do know it.

[Rakala]

If 2 trains leave 2 stations 250 miles apart from each other, one going at 15mph and the other at 20 mph, how long until they hit each other and crash?

Where did I leave my good sweater?

Why is it when you dry clothes you can never find 2 matching socks?

What is the meaning behind They Might Be Giant's song Birdhouse in your Soul?

[Dannysaysnoo]

Why can't my name be Bannakafallata?

[Poofyspikes]

If 2 trains leave 2 stations 250 miles apart from each other, one going at 15mph and the other at 20 mph, how long until they hit each other and crash?

Where did I leave my good sweater?

Why is it when you dry clothes you can never find 2 matching socks?

What is the meaning behind They Might Be Giant's song Birdhouse in your Soul?

Seventeen.

Tehachapi.

Carnivorous pants.

They misspelled it. Watch out for sparrows coming out of your foot.

Why can't my name be Bannakafallata?

Because then everyone else would beat you up at least six times more than normal.

[Dannysaysnoo]

Why can't my name be Bannakafallata?

Because then everyone else would beat you up at least six times more than normal.

No one can beat up Bannakafallata, Bannakafallata cyborg!

[xHaZxMaTx]

If 2 trains leave 2 stations 250 miles apart from each other, one going at 15mph and the other at 20 mph, how long until they hit each other and crash?

At what rate do the trains accelerate?
Is the track a straight line from station to station?
Where the Hell is the dispatcher during all this?

[Roureem Egas]

Why can't my name be Bannakafallata?

Because then everyone else would beat you up at least six times more than normal.

No one can beat up Bannakafallata, Bannakafallata cyborg!

*BLAM*

Oops. Oh well. Scotch tape is the solution to all problems. With dynamites and other good explosives.

If 2 trains leave 2 stations 250 miles apart from each other, one going at 15mph and the other at 20 mph, how long until they hit each other and crash?

At what rate do the trains accelerate?
Is the track a straight line from station to station?
Where the Hell is the dispatcher during all this?

I hear a whistle, high like the wind...

It tells me many things...

The refrigerator.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

If 2 trains leave 2 stations 250 miles apart from each other, one going at 15mph and the other at 20 mph, how long until they hit each other and crash?

At what rate do the trains accelerate?
Is the track a straight line from station to station?
Where the Hell is the dispatcher during all this?

Which way are they going? And are they on the same track, even? ;-]