I'm a newbi

[xHaZxMaTx]

'Cause you're emo.  Nobody like emo people.  Not even emo people.

[kittycatlovesDan]

emo?

[bill]

Did you know that "Lonely" is a synonym for "Isolated"?

[kittycatlovesDan]

yeah i guess

[kittycatlovesDan]

'Cause you're emo.  Nobody like emo people.  Not even emo people.

What is an emo?

[Zina]

Cheer up! You still have Zoidberg.

YOU ALL STILL HAVE ZOIDBERG.

[xHaZxMaTx]

'Emo' is not in Firefox's dictionary.

[bill]

And we'll always have Paris.

[Roureem Egas]

What's she up to lately?

[bill]

Ray Charles was emo. 

My bills are all due and the baby needs shoes and I'm busted
Cotton is down to a quarter a pound, but I'm busted
I got a cow that went dry and a hen that won't lay
A big stack of bills that gets bigger each day
The county's gonna haul my belongings away cause I'm busted.

I went to my brother to ask for a loan cause I was busted
I hate to beg like a dog without his bone, but I'm busted
My brother said there ain't a thing I can do,
My wife and my kids are all down with the flu,
And I was just thinking about calling on you 'cause I'm busted.

Well, I am no thief, but a man can go wrong when he's busted
The food that we canned last summer is gone and I'm busted
The fields are all bare and the cotton won't grow,
Me and my family got to pack up and go,
But I'll make a living, just where I don't know cause I'm busted.

[kittycatlovesDan]

Thanks

[bill]

You are very welcome.

[Zina]

An emo is a large, flightless bird.
I saw an emo in the zoo once.
He wrote me a poem.

[bill]

I thought you said birds could fly.


WHY DO YOU LIE SO? 

[superluser]

Why is no one saying any thing to me?
*Lonely*

Aww, man.

Look, get a newspaper, find a group that you might be interested in, and find some people in your local area to hang out with.  You're only 14; you've got years ahead of you to find and make friends.

But it won't happen if you're trapped behind a computer screen or inside your house.

[Zina]

I thought you said birds could fly.


WHY DO YOU LIE SO? 

Because you touch yourself at night.

[bill]

I thought you said birds could fly.


WHY DO YOU LIE SO? 

Because you touch yourself at night.

It stings because it's true. 

[xHaZxMaTx]

It stings when you touch yourself?

[Zina]

You should have that looked at.

[bill]

My life is in shambles.


I hate everything.


Except The Who. The Who are badass. The Red Sox too.

[Zina]

Hey.

Hey Bill.

Who's on first?

[bill]

Who.

[Zina]

NO.

JESUS IS ON FIRST AND IT'S UP TO ME TO HIT A HOME RUN TO YOUR HEART.

YOUR HEART, BILL.

Your heart.

[xHaZxMaTx]

What?

[bill]

I don't know.

THIRD BASE!

[xHaZxMaTx]

Curling!

[bill]

Cricket? The Cleveland Indians? 

[Zina]

A sticky wicket?

[xHaZxMaTx]

Badminton. (shuttlecock lol)

[kittycatlovesDan]

hello