Wow

[ilpalazzo]

I'm a Ranger with Bow of the gods +4 and my Silver armor of the Saints. Meow.

[Darkmoon]

Yeah, well my sword of geekdom +86, -2 vs. hawt chicks would aid me in the battle against you

[ilpalazzo]

WELL I CAST bOWEL OF DESTRUCTION ON YOU.

[Darkmoon]

My cloud of incontinence should do the trick on you.

[Arcalane]

http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=jokegrimoire

http://nwn.stratics.com/content/library/humor/lists/101spells.shtml

[Azlan]

http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=jokegrimoire

http://nwn.stratics.com/content/library/humor/lists/101spells.shtml

The comedy with the hand spells has been going around for at least 26 years... especially at conventions.

For anyone who is reasonably familiar with... D&D, the wizards Bigby and Mordenkainen are Gygax's characters.

[Manawolf]

And according to the Epic Level Handbook, Mordenkainen seems to be a man who likes to foil things for both sides in a war, prolonging it into futility.  Not sure if that was Gygax's idea for the wizard though.

For all your sakes, I won't even start on this thread true topic.