will it blend?

Started by Valynth, December 19, 2006, 10:34:04 PM

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Valynth

I found this show via youtube.com, and I swear, these guys had me laughing my ass off.  If you notice the blender in the shows is actually one of their lowest end models(I want one of the better ones for christmas).

oh, and the Ipod one made me cringe while laughing and yes, he actually did(for those who watched the show).

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Toric

This could quite possibly be the most awesome thing ever. Oh, people with too much time on their hands.
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Valynth

Yes, it is indeed awesome, but I believe it's an add campaign.  And I'll be damned if it doesn't make me want to go get one.

Who ever came up with this idea was a genius.
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RJ

Waaait... is that where they put stuff in a blender and utterly destroy it? I saw it on the front page of YouTube today. I was too scared to look D:

Dakata

I hope they blend a puppy next! :3

Valynth

ehhh, I think matter that is still living is off limits for blending, but I think it would.
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Cogidubnus

If they can blend a bass, they can blend a puppy!  >:3

Dakata

...Can they blend a turtle? :B

...Or one of RJ's muffins? ....Or my magical box? :<

xHaZxMaTx

#8
They copped out on the crowbar. :<

I really doubt any of those blenders worked properly after any of those test.

Valynth

Quote from: Dakata on December 20, 2006, 12:52:55 AM
...Can they blend a turtle? :B

...Or one of RJ's muffins? ....Or my magical box? :<

what do I look like an all purpose Fox?  Go bother them with such questions.

*Maniacal laughter*

and if you really want to you can suggest an item to blend on the site.

Quote from: HaZ×MaT on December 20, 2006, 12:55:58 AM
They copped out on the crowbar. :<

honestly, I don't think they could do it without Gordon Freeman pitching a fit.
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#10
They should try blending rocks.

Oh god, that Thanksgiving one reminded me too much of Fargo.

Valynth

Quote from: HaZ×MaT on December 20, 2006, 01:01:04 AM
They should try blending rocks.

well, marbles are rocks....glass rocks....
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fesworks

*is suddening thirsting for a Cochicken*

Valynth

Unfortunately, it's label as a "do not try at home."   I assume that thats because while the event was successful here, it might not work on other (older?)blenders, leaving the attemptie with a damaged blender and a big mess.
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xHaZxMaTx

No, but the coke smoothie seems plausible and tasty.  ...Without the can of course.

Valynth

Quote from: HaZ×MaT on December 20, 2006, 01:23:33 AM
No, but the coke smoothie seems plausible and tasty.  ...Without the can of course.

No, no, no!
It can't be a coke smoothie without the can!
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Vidar

I've seen some of this a while back. The glass marbles ground into dust is actually dangerous. Glass dust and lungs do not go well together.

Quote from: fesworks on December 20, 2006, 01:10:52 AM
*is suddening thirsting for a Cochicken*

Enjoy your salmonella.  :mwaha

Also, it's 'suddenly', not 'suddening'. </spelling nazi>
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Valynth

Quote from: Vidar on December 20, 2006, 07:20:39 AM
I've seen some of this a while back. The glass marbles ground into dust is actually dangerous. Glass dust and lungs do not go well together.

Quote from: fesworks on December 20, 2006, 01:10:52 AM
*is suddening thirsting for a Cochicken*

Enjoy your salmonella.  :mwaha

Also, it's 'suddenly', not 'suddening'. </spelling nazi>

Hence why they say "don't try this at home" and "glass dust, don't breathe it"

also, thats more grammar than spelling
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Aridas

They may not blend the crowbar, but then you do see them unsuccessfully trying to blend a crowbar during some of the intros.

Zedd

I wonder if he can blend...In other words stick him into a huge one and watch the guts splatter everywhere

Supercheese

Quote from: Zedd on December 20, 2006, 01:29:14 PM
I wonder if he can blend...In other words stick him into a huge one and watch the guts splatter everywhere

No thanks.

That show is awesome. iPod in the blender? Win.

Valynth

Speaking of the ipod, the current bid on eBay for it is:  US $660.75
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Toric

Now, maybe I missed it, was there any entry that could NOT be blended? Aside from the crowbar
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xHaZxMaTx

I'm sure there have been a lot of things that couln't be blended, but weren't showed.  Though I'm quite sure that's precisely what you're trying to get at. ;)

Valynth

Need I mention that this is partially an add campaign?  I doubt they'll show evidence of their product failing.
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