[Bounty Project Chapter 15]

[Raskahn]

15-00 - Part Three - Heads You Lose

Hurray for a new chapter but, I am anticipating more "bad stuff".

[Tapewolf]

15-00 - Part Three - Heads You Lose

Hurray for a new chapter but, I am anticipating more "bad stuff".

As I may have said, "Bounty" was originally supposed to be Project Future III, i.e. the sequel to Epsilon.  But it somehow ended up more like a successor to "Heads You Lose" instead, as Tim and Keaton can attest.

[Raskahn]

15-00 - Part Three - Heads You Lose

Hurray for a new chapter but, I am anticipating more "bad stuff".

As I may have said, "Bounty" was originally supposed to be Project Future III, i.e. the sequel to Epsilon.  But it somehow ended up more like a successor to "Heads You Lose" instead, as Tim and Keaton can attest.

And by all means, I'm here for the bad stuff too, I think I may have written that wrong. And considering other comics I've read like "Jack", the stuff here isn't that graphic.

[Merlin]

we can have a little beheadings, as a treat

[Raskahn]

we can have a little beheadings, as a treat

[ProfesseurRenard]

Hope you had a good time at the con, Tapewolf.

[Raskahn]

15-01 - You had one job

When you want to go full "Queen of hearts" but you remember the godlike creature in control of stuff being iffy about that kinda thing.

[ProfesseurRenard]

The shark may have gotten off the line, but the little fish looks juicy enough for the chef's taste.

[Raskahn]

15-02 - Guillotine diplomacy

Methinks lady Featherstone is going to get one more opportunity and royally screw it up. I'm getting the popcorn ready for this one.

[ProfesseurRenard]

To whichever Lord sent Bevan to treat with Featherstone (and I have a very good idea who it is): Respectfully, My Lord, your diplomatic efforts are in vain with this one.

[ProfesseurRenard]

15-03 - That wasn't supposed to happen!

Bevan's neck really did a number on that blade!

[Merlin]

i for one am still rooting for our main gal, featherstone

[ProfesseurRenard]

15-04 - Bevan's Message

Yeah, our girl's basically fucked herself before the negotiations have even begun.

[Raskahn]

"Lady Featherstone, I hope this message finds you unwell."
And I guess Bevan is going to switch from treating to dealing soon.

[vladspellbinder]

So I made a forum account just to say that this speciesist possum is long overdue for actually dying instead of just playing dead. They really should have literally lost their head back in 14-05 and I hope they aren't left breathing for very much longer.

It's been a long while since I've hated a character as much as I hate this would-be queen. Dolores Umbridge comes to mind.

[Merlin]

welcome to the forums!!! I love reading all the hate for lady opossumface, IT FUELS ME

[Tapewolf]

Sadly we'll have to put up with her for a bit longer.  As they say, the wheels of justice turn slow but grind exceeding fine

[Raskahn]

An enchanted blade eh? Incoming "My blade monologue"

 MY BLADE will destroy you in a single strike. MY BLADE was made from ore found in the furthest, most forsaken realms, it was then bathed in hot lava for millennia and forged under a full moon. Hammered into perfection by dwarven blacksmiths with autism. (so you know it's good)

MY BLADE was blessed by dark elf priests, high on DMT. It is imbued with every enchantment known to man.

Every. Single. One.

MY BLADE smells of lilacs. MY BLADE possesses a 100% chance of decapitating its foes. It has been struck by lightning 1000 times. Statistically Impossible, Much like your chances of surviving this encounter. (Which to clarify is zero)

MY BLADE has been greased in Gnome Semen. (so you know it's good)

Once, MY BLADE merely grazed the skin of a mighty dragon, the beast perished instantly, Much like your mother when she first saw your face.