[Bounty Project Chapter 12]

Started by Starcat5, August 19, 2025, 03:21:31 PM

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Starcat5

12-01 - I love the sound of breaking glass

Lets face facts. Breaking the stained glass window was a bigger distraction than any fire alarm could have been for these nutters.  :mwaha
Conservative Democrat or Liberal Republican: You decide!
The Centrist line has moved a long way to the Right over the years.

I'd argue that's a horribly shallow argument, except it's completely true. ~ooklah

ProfesseurRenard

I like Keaton's creative interpretation.

Starcat5

12-02 - Keaton is, well, being Keaton

To be fair to Keaton, "Move or die" doesn't need to be spelled out to be made clear.
 :/life
Conservative Democrat or Liberal Republican: You decide!
The Centrist line has moved a long way to the Right over the years.

I'd argue that's a horribly shallow argument, except it's completely true. ~ooklah

ProfesseurRenard

Why do zealots always think their chosen religious icon will protect them from 'human' threats? The jackass verger deserves to lose his head for such hubris.

Starcat5

Quote from: ProfesseurRenard on August 27, 2025, 08:36:13 AMWhy do zealots always think their chosen religious icon will protect them from 'human' threats?

I know. It is like taunting a Wizard that a magic barrier will stop all their spells, only for the last thing they ever see is the wrong end of a Glock. ...or at the very least getting their head smashed in by the Wizard's Staff.
Conservative Democrat or Liberal Republican: You decide!
The Centrist line has moved a long way to the Right over the years.

I'd argue that's a horribly shallow argument, except it's completely true. ~ooklah

ProfesseurRenard

12-03 - What happens when you kill your own guild hires

The fox headsman is about to meet his end. That just leaves the difficult part of going after the woman who ordered Roger's death.

And as usual, Mary's enjoying herself while everyone else is somber.

ProfesseurRenard

12-04 - Headless in Seattle

And of course, Commander Foster gets the messiest part of the job: sending his commiserations to Roger's widow.

Starcat5

12-05 - You can't stop progress

Nice upgrades.
Conservative Democrat or Liberal Republican: You decide!
The Centrist line has moved a long way to the Right over the years.

I'd argue that's a horribly shallow argument, except it's completely true. ~ooklah

Raskahn

Quote from: Starcat5 on September 16, 2025, 09:40:58 AM12-05 - You can't stop progress

Nice upgrades.
I'll never tire of Joshua's upgrades :D

ProfesseurRenard

For some reason, I imagine the sound of Luke Skywalker's landspeeder when Josh's wings are in use.

Tapewolf

Quote from: ProfesseurRenard on September 17, 2025, 11:28:36 PMFor some reason, I imagine the sound of Luke Skywalker's landspeeder when Josh's wings are in use.

I imagine it's a high-pitched whine. Which might be another reason he can't keep it running for long.

J.P. Morris, Chief Engineer DMFA Radio Project * IT-HE * D-T-E


ProfesseurRenard

Quote from: Tapewolf on September 18, 2025, 04:41:44 AM
Quote from: ProfesseurRenard on September 17, 2025, 11:28:36 PMFor some reason, I imagine the sound of Luke Skywalker's landspeeder when Josh's wings are in use.

I imagine it's a high-pitched whine. Which might be another reason he can't keep it running for long.

So, the landspeeder on helium, then? :mowtongue

Starcat5

12-06 - Fun fact: motorcycle leathers are sometimes made from kangaroo

"For kangaroo, by kangaroo, from kangaroo." ~someone who has watched LPs of Undertale.  :mwaha
Conservative Democrat or Liberal Republican: You decide!
The Centrist line has moved a long way to the Right over the years.

I'd argue that's a horribly shallow argument, except it's completely true. ~ooklah

joshofspam

Probably for the best that this receptionist never goes there. Considering how Josh was treated, they might have never left alive if they did.

I get the impression that there is a huge cutoff in communication with the outside world from there and quite a large missing person list because of that place.
I perfer my spam cooked on a skillet.

ProfesseurRenard

Quote from: Starcat5 on September 23, 2025, 11:04:49 PM12-06 - Fun fact: motorcycle leathers are sometimes made from kangaroo

"For kangaroo, by kangaroo, from kangaroo." ~someone who has watched LPs of Undertale.  :mwaha

Maybe I should look into one of those Let's Plays sometime- maybe the one by Jacksepticeye...

Anyway, I wonder if Tim is able to greet his paymasters openly (obviously leaving his bike outside the town limits) or if he has to sneak in the backdoor to get his money. (Not that kind of backdoor- get your heads out of the gutter)

Tapewolf

Quote from: joshofspam on September 24, 2025, 06:12:31 PMProbably for the best that this receptionist never goes there. Considering how Josh was treated, they might have never left alive if they did.

He's more a technician than a receptionist.

Quote from: ProfesseurRenard on September 24, 2025, 07:20:10 PMAnyway, I wonder if Tim is able to greet his paymasters openly (obviously leaving his bike outside the town limits) or if he has to sneak in the backdoor to get his money.

If they saw him carrying a laptop it would be bad news. But if he just walks up in racing leathers, they probably don't care.  It's implants and other high-tech they're worried about more than clothes.

J.P. Morris, Chief Engineer DMFA Radio Project * IT-HE * D-T-E


Raskahn

12-07 - They do actually have a good reason to ask that

"Look, just because I'm into leather, bikes and loud music doesn't mean I'm gay."

*cough*