2017-05-01 [DMFA #1750] - Definitely Normal

[katasev]

As a prior box office kid, I can guarantee this is totally true.

(I know the Katbox does say it's actually G rated anyway, but I feel like I'd've probably rewarded a full-on trenchcoat effort anyway. Much better than the time a kid came up, tried to use his middle school ID to get into Saw, then walked 20 feet away, flipped his coat inside out, and tried again.)

(editing to add, I don't think Lorenda should feel too bad! Non-insectis buff guys might not even be all that attractive to Chicki, the music vibrations might make her antennae hurt, and Chicki's already living in what counts as insectis heaven. So it's not that awful, really!)