More lies! More slander!

[Chairtastic]

A remake of my original game; see here.

In this game, as before, you are to make up a vicious, unpleasant, generally not-nice lie to say about the person above you, with the understanding that everything said here is all in good fun.

But there is a twist this time. All of the lies you say about the person above you must be in the form of a limerick!

Good luck, dear puppets players.

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

There once was a big troll named Meany
He had trouble venting his spleeny
So he made up a game
The rules are insane
But why should he care? He's in Eany

[VAE]

result of a test has been
Meany has the colour green
this label in reality
shows more than personality
it describes his face's skeen

dang, became obsolete....

Corgatha Taldorthar comes from a nation
where language use's a cause for desperation
his nick to us incomprehensible
is from a reason reprehensible
It is too vulgar for translation

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

A thread like this one's obtuse,
and easily prone to misuse.
  The theory is cute,
  but brushes rule 2;
resulting in personal abuse.

I'll let you go, just this time
without the typical fine
  You all should take care
  to keep things all fair;
Don't go over the line.

Danman's a fellow discrete,
shy, effacing, effete.
  But give him a few
  of a more toxic brew,
and he'll be stripped in the street.

[Ketchup-Crumbles]

I'm not sure I should reply
as 14 days have gone by.
But to mock the "Great Box",
who wears pink-striped socks,
it's a chance I shouldn't deny.

[Mrs_A_ZeTavia]

Ketchup can't crumble this is true
and it's red and liquidity, too.
But alas tis your mistake,
you had a fling with a rake
and now you are all black in blue.

[Suwako]

You are all grey to me and I am not colourblind.
the former is false
the next it true
You are all people to me and I am not blind.

[Angel]

A poster on here named Tytaj
Once decided a game rule to hash
So he posted a phrase
And at his end of days
Walt Whitman will be there to lash.

[Mrs_A_ZeTavia]

An angel so black she fell,
after casting quite a spell.
Turned the men into poo,
got all covered in goo.
She swore that she'd never tell.

[Ketchup-Crumbles]

What evil did you bestow
on my head, you villian, you foe!
Does A. ZeTavia
now rhyme with caviar?!
Alas, that I do not know.

Looking for something worth mocking,
I found something rather shocking:
The Mrs did forget
to put up an intro thread.
Maybe her head got a knocking?

[Chairtastic]

KC's avatar is a feline
A natural enemy of mine
  Admittedly and owl
  Could take down a cat with a howl
Even though a such noise is canine.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

To dates, attention is paid,
and rules of the forum obeyed.
  But not by poor Meany;
  in this case, obscenely,
and over the limit, delayed.


Come on, Meany. 2 days short of a month? Sheesh.