The Useless Superhero Game!

[e_voyager]

You have the power to become invisible, but only when nobody is looking at you.

i remember that power. that kid in mystery men had it and used it to disable an alarm system the wound up nude in front of his fellow mystery men

[justacritic]

You can whip your hair back and forth
but you have to deal with the haters.

[rammenstein]

You can build anything in the world!
Unfortunately, you can never finish any of it.

[joshofspam]

You have the ability to fight crime with the power of a Mime.

Unfortunately you often get caught in a invisible boxes.

[e_voyager]

you can remember everything that ever happened but you can't speak of it while you live

[justacritic]

you can remember everything that ever happened but you can't speak of it while you live

That'll be helpful in writing your memoirs

[e_voyager]

you can remember everything that ever happened but you can't speak of it while you live

That'll be helpful in writing your memoirs

Doctor strange at one point had that power. he had to let himself be executed so that his dead head could tell the hero's of the 1600's how to save the world

[SquirrelWizard]

you have the power to learn any skill from reading books or listen to a person explain it to you.

To bad midterms are hell on your posting schedual.

[Mrs_A_ZeTavia]

You have the power to alter reality, yet unfortunately you have no idea what reality is anymore....

[Draken]

You have the ability to talk to squirrels!  Pity they're all nut-jobs.  *ba-dum tish*

Oh how about this:

You have the ability to shapeshift into a dragon!  Problem is, physics still follows you, which means no flight, no flaming breath, a crippling inability to move under all that mass, and a lot of bad knights in your future.  *ba-dum tish*


Or better yet!

You have the ability to add *ba-dum tish!* to all appropriate jokes!  Too bad you can't turn it off, and the annoyance factor is so high you are the world's most wanted terrorist simply for the riots you accidentally instill in the common populace.

[justacritic]

You have the ability to shapeshift into a dragon!  Problem is, physics still follows you, which means no flight, no flaming breath, a crippling inability to move under all that mass, and a lot of bad knights in your future. 

Terry Pratchett had in his Discworld series a type of dragon that followed physics the poor things kept blowing up 

[techmaster-glitch]

You have the ability to set your body on fire! You are also no more immune or resistant to fire/heat than any other guy on the street.

[e_voyager]

you have the ability to declare a DR against enemy attacks. it only works if your enemy rolls dice before attacking you. 

[joshofspam]

You have the power to unleash huge rain storms where you are.

To bad your body melts when you get hit by water.

[Zen]

You have the power to predict the result of dice.

Unfortunately your power does not work inside casinos.

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

You can train animals to attack on command.

But it only works on rabbits, sheep, and other relatively harmless herbivores.

[MT Hazard]

You can train animals to attack on command.

But it only works on rabbits, sheep, and other relatively harmless herbivores.

Relatively harmless herbivores?

Also male sheep (Rams) can be pretty dangerous. As can cows.

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

Also male sheep (Rams) can be pretty dangerous. As can cows.

I've yet to see a real life rabbit bite someone's head off. And the power wouldn't work on a herbivore big enough to actually cause damage. I'm talking something that works on small, weak animals, like gerbils and pigeons.

[MT Hazard]

Still useful for distraction purposes. Like a squirrel girl lite I guess

ATTACK MY VERMIN ARMY! *evil laugh*

edit: seems like there is a similar thread on TV tropes Link

[e_voyager]

you can make up to 20 copies of yourself. the down side? all of you abilities including your intellect decree with each copy they are divided among the copies.

[MT Hazard]

 Flight, but only in a sitting position like you are driving an invisible car (a few feet off the ground.)

Edit 2: Comic example of above

Edit: +1 to every poster, just because.

[Darkdragon]

You have the power to view things in fifteen spacial dimensions, but none of them have any correlation to the real world.

[e_voyager]

you can turn anything into a Meme but you never get credit for it.

[Ignuus66]

I've yet to see a  rabbit bite someone's head off.

Bwahahahahaha ohh god can't stop laughing 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcxKIJTb3Hg
Anyhow...
The ability to read anyone's mind. Too bad your afraid of people