27/08/2010 [DMFA #1141] - Knife Flailing

Started by Lucheek, August 27, 2010, 07:13:24 AM

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Lucheek

Pointy objects and people who talk with their hands don't go together. Trust me on this.

(edit: fixed the number...)

Mao

Knives and that section of a males body do not go together... trust me on this.

(Except on Abel, then it's comedy gold)

Bjalf

It's the cutting edge of mad genius   :B

Abel shapeshifted that skirt. Shouldn't it bleed? And shouldn't Abel then faint? And then fall on the floor in front of Jyrras wearing only a mini-skirt with a large slash in it ... yeah, I'll just ... yeah.

Lucheek

Even if it was shape-shifted, I don't imagine Abel would make his clothes out of flesh. I'm not sure if he can feel the pain, but I don't think shapeshifted cloth needs a blood flow....? Not sure.

Tapewolf

Quote from: Bjalf on August 27, 2010, 07:19:49 AM
Abel shapeshifted that skirt. Shouldn't it bleed?

If it's made of wing, it might not... Anyway, this strip did make me smile.

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Tapewolf

#6
This is interesting to reread:
http://missmab.com/Comics/Ab_067.php

...depends what Abel used to make the skirt, I guess, and what physical properties were inherited from it.

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Raskahn

Quote from: Tapewolf on August 27, 2010, 07:39:51 AM
This is interesting to reread:
http://missmab.com/Comics/Ab_067.php

...depends what Abel used to make the skirt, I guess, and what physical properties were inherited from it.

I think it's safe to say that he didn't use his wings. Maybe he used hair/fur?

Jasonrevall

Ha I love how his tail comes up to his defense. The cut isn't massive or anything. Maybe only the tip of his wings got a small scratch?

Quote from: Lone_Wolf on August 27, 2010, 08:18:20 AM
I think it's safe to say that he didn't use his wings. Maybe he used hair/fur?

Earlier the insectis mentioned that he made his wings smaller to create the skirt. But the hair/fur thing is an interesting idea.
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Inumo

Wings are the strongest part of a 'cubi. When in doubt, armor plate! I doubt that portion was wing, though, considering the fact that it actually cut rather than just sorta bouncing off.

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RandomMetaphysics

#11
Abel + (Jyrras + dangerous swinging of sharp object)^(Jyrras' one track mind) = Comedy Gold

This strip made me laugh  :P
Good update as always.

Ted Schiller

#12
Hey Abel.
CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'RE JEWISH.   :menorah

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With regards,
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Addendum:
In the third and fourth panel, Abel was prepared to defend his modesty.
Or, as Florence Ambrose put it...
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Alondro

Wow, looks like Abel was almost the victim of an accidental disem-ball-ing!  *ba-dum-dum!*   :giggle
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Ghostwish

I don't know if that's a proper way to get your boyfriend's clothes off, Jy-Jy...

... actually, I don't want to hear the answer to that.

Jairus

Okay, Jyrras has official snapped from stress. Next thing you know, he'll have built an army of DB-class Deathbots and sent them out to destroy the homes of all paparazzi in the land. I think he needs a nice long rest in a padded room. Or... um... I dunno. I'd like to avoid Abel smacking some sense into him, that might not end well.

I'm also wondering what Mab's reaction will be to her "solution" to keep Jy safe, if she realizes how stressed he's gotten. Jy's never exactly been on for the spotlight, after all.
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ishidan

Quote from: Bjalf on August 27, 2010, 07:19:49 AM
It's the cutting edge of mad genius   :B

Abel shapeshifted that skirt. Shouldn't it bleed? And shouldn't Abel then faint? And then fall on the floor in front of Jyrras wearing only a mini-skirt with a large slash in it ... yeah, I'll just ... yeah.
"And then fall on the floor in front of Jyrras and, having passed out, lose concentration on holding the shapeshift"...


LionHeart

Quote from: Lone_Wolf on August 27, 2010, 08:18:20 AM
Quote from: Tapewolf on August 27, 2010, 07:39:51 AM
This is interesting to reread:
http://missmab.com/Comics/Ab_067.php

...depends what Abel used to make the skirt, I guess, and what physical properties were inherited from it.

I think it's safe to say that he didn't use his wings. Maybe he used hair/fur?
The strip before that one mentioned hair to clothing having been covered in a previous lesson...
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joshofspam

Maybe that tall Robot has been hiding from Jyras.

Whatever the case, I think Abel needs to get the knife away and keep him away from heavy machinery till he gets some rest.

"cast sleep Abel." :eager

But maybe it would be wise to get the knife away from Jyras first.



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Bjalf

Quote from: Jairus on August 27, 2010, 11:10:18 AM
Next thing you know, he'll have built an army of DB-class Deathbots and sent them out to destroy the homes of all paparazzi in the land. I think he needs a nice long rest in a padded room.
No, no, let him have his fun, it's only paparazzi ...  :veryevil


Quote from: ishidan on August 27, 2010, 11:11:49 AM
"And then fall on the floor in front of Jyrras and, having passed out, lose concentration on holding the shapeshift"...
I wonder if Jyrras handles temptation better than stress?   ^_^


Quote from: LionHeart on August 27, 2010, 11:20:36 AM
Quote from: Lone_Wolf on August 27, 2010, 08:18:20 AM
I think it's safe to say that he didn't use his wings. Maybe he used hair/fur?
The strip before that one mentioned hair to clothing having been covered in a previous lesson...
So Jyrras just gave Abel a haircut? A very personal haircut, mind.

SquirrelWizard

obviously that is a +1 Vorpal Dagger, and either Jyrras hasn't critted, or Able made his fort save.
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Tapewolf

Quote from: Jairus on August 27, 2010, 11:10:18 AM
Okay, Jyrras has official snapped from stress.

If I was being hounded I might try to cut my own hair too.  Getting the hairdresser to come to you might be a better idea, though.

Quote from: LionHeart on August 27, 2010, 11:20:36 AM
The strip before that one mentioned hair to clothing having been covered in a previous lesson...

He might not have been paying attention at that point.

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Naldru

Maybe the slit in the skirt was done by shapeshifting the body parts quickly away from the knife.  Another possibility is that he shapeshifted some fur into a bandaid.  However, we always knew that Jyrras was really sharp.
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Anker Steadfast

Well, it certainly seems like Abel used his wings to make his skirt/shorts/whatever it's called, according to chicki.
As for Jyrrass, instead of a mental breakdown, maybe he just wanted to try something new ?
It's just a though - Not everything has to be highstrung drama or crazy hijinks !

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#26
Quote from: Alondro on August 27, 2010, 10:17:47 AM
Wow, looks like Abel was almost the victim of an accidental disem-ball-ing!  *ba-dum-dum!*   :giggle
... and that's how he got the nickname "Einstein" ...  :erk


Quote from: Naldru on August 27, 2010, 01:25:34 PM
Maybe the slit in the skirt was done by shapeshifting the body parts quickly away from the knife.
Nobody's that quick. Well, perhaps some males in bed ...

I mean, they fall asleep really fast ...  :sweatdrop

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Able came *that* close to being 90% more feminine.
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Howl

I imagine it's just a scratch on the wing. Spottycat should be able to deal with that sort of injury no problem.

Madmann135

More proof that Abel only pretends to be evil, true evil would have killed or maimed Jyrras for the cut.
Considering Abel's extensive knowledge base one would say that Jyrras has someone who can fix up his bad haircut.

Side note Abel is pretty agile, has fast reflexes and can balance pretty good.

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