What does the stuff on our profiles mean?

[topher chee]

how do they measure things such as our position, karma, and.....well.......thats pretty much it, lol

[Xuzaf D]

Position is a title relating to your postcount. Karma doesn't actually mean anything, we (they) just added it for some reason...

[Damaris]

Both of them were really added because we thought they were amusing.

Some things truly are just for our own amusment.  Moderation has to have some things to make it worthwhile