08/15/09 [DMFA#1030] - In the words of the Guinness guys, "Brilliant!"

Started by Jairus, August 15, 2009, 01:15:11 AM

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JackTheCubiWolf

I'm back, and tired.

Lucheek

The idea is that if Jy was out of the spotlight and was killed, it wouldn't be a big deal. But if the bachelor of the year goes missing, that would make entertainment headlines and there'd be a lot more hubub to find out what happened to him. THe way Mab talks, it seems like the creature council doesn't want all that attention.

Also, teehehehe

Corgatha Taldorthar

And if he appears dead in his living room one day? You'll have a million suspects, starting with whichever fangirls are the most stalkerish.
Someday, when we look back on this, we'll both laugh nervously and change the subject. More is good. All is better.

Gamma

One big thing is we only know a general view of the politics of Furrae, we can't say for sure what would sway any group's decisions. I.E. how big of a move you have to make for them to stop or change tactics. Amber is the only one to know the exact political situation of the world and even then, she ain't gonna share what isn't story relevant. Much less doing so ahead of time.

Obviously since they are Fae and know better :rolleyes The magazine plan should work, at least in the short term.

It seems the next best thing for the creature council to do would be to discredit Jyrras's work.
He has to have a manufacturing plant somewhere, start tainting the goods magically in some way. Source materials or finished product; it wouldn't matter.
Technology will eventually malfunction when exposed to enough magical influences. If tainted enough your washing machine might belch flaming water and clothing or just fail...
Tainted source materials if found would halt production for awhile and possibly cause recalls of products. If nothing else the finished product might would fail or the machinery making the product might fail.

Essentially, Magical Taint = Epic Fail
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Nobody

Since everything else has been said, I'll just be random and ask: How's Jyrras gonna react when he starts recieving fanmale and catches people/paparazzi stalking him?

Scarydragon

Maybe it's just me, but is anyone else kinda disappointed by the fact that (to most DMFA fans it seems)  Jyrras has ceased to be the "Cute Little Mad Scientist" and is now "The One Whose Sexual Preference Must Be Brought Up At All Times"?

And also:
Quote from: Lucheek on August 15, 2009, 12:33:18 PM
Also, teehehehe
This girlish lil' giggle made me laugh more than the mock magazine cover for some reason. :3
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Tapewolf

Quote from: Gamma on August 15, 2009, 01:31:26 PM
Technology will eventually malfunction when exposed to enough magical influences.
My understanding was that one of Jyrras' main innovations was a way of mixing magic and technology (e.g. the patches).  Probably with a few insights from Mab by the looks.

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Gamma

Quote from: Tapewolf on August 15, 2009, 03:32:42 PM
My understanding was that one of Jyrras' main innovations was a way of mixing magic and technology (e.g. the patches).  Probably with a few insights from Mab by the looks.

Certainly true, but from my understanding typical items not meant to be used in such a manner will and do malfunction.
Levels of complexity, if I remember correctly, dictate how easy they are to sabotage.

Aside from malfunctions there is the niche market that Matilda uses, namely completely unmagically imbued products for which she uses as a clean slate. This market would become untrustworthy of Jyrras's goods if they were tainted.

I can speculate that a large number of JyCorp's patrons are beings with a distrust of creatures and the magical talents they wield. I do not know actual numbers reflecting how many beings buy simply on that premise. It is still not a number to be ignored seeing that there is some turmoil between the sides.
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Janus Whitefurr

I'm not sure what amuses me more, the side taking this for humour and a chuckle (me, for instance, and others who are just giggling about it) or the side taking it for drama and SERIOUS BUSINESS. ("what if he dies anyway!! stalkers!! it wouldn't work!!" etc.).

So I'm just going to go back to giggling with bemusement in general. Makes me think so much of an old joke.

As for Scarydragon re: Jyrras' preference - blame the overtalkative fanbase, not the comic itself. "Bachelor of the Year" means open season for both sides of the spectrum, and made no allusions to which side would be chasing him.
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That is assuming that he doesn't just clutch his chest and drop.

Lego3400

Quote from: Nobody on August 15, 2009, 02:41:25 PM
Since everything else has been said, I'll just be random and ask: How's Jyrras gonna react when he starts recieving fanmale and catches people/paparazzi stalking him?
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FanMALE? XD

joshofspam

I'm having confusing feelings here. :erk

Is there any scheme more filled with potential doom then setting up blind dating?

Maybe setting you up in a magazine as a eligible rich bachelor. Poor Jy-Jy. Can you ever catch a break.

Well maybe Kria will come a calling again. That would just blow that idea out of the water now wouldn't?
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Succubus_1982

Oh damn you, now I'm imagining it. With the ankle biting! Kria would probably think he was trying to be kinky and bite him back then get a taste for him and end up devouring the rest!  :<
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Scarydragon

Quote from: Janus Whitefurr on August 15, 2009, 07:28:49 PM
As for Scarydragon re: Jyrras' preference - blame the overtalkative fanbase, not the comic itself. "Bachelor of the Year" means open season for both sides of the spectrum, and made no allusions to which side would be chasing him.

Oh, I wasn't blaming the comic itself. I'm just saying that an awful lot of people seem to think that Jyrras is all about being gay now. He's still the little techno-god to me.
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Quote from: Gamma on August 15, 2009, 05:53:12 PM
Quote from: Tapewolf on August 15, 2009, 03:32:42 PM
My understanding was that one of Jyrras' main innovations was a way of mixing magic and technology (e.g. the patches).  Probably with a few insights from Mab by the looks.

Certainly true, but from my understanding typical items not meant to be used in such a manner will and do malfunction.
Levels of complexity, if I remember correctly, dictate how easy they are to sabotage.

Aside from malfunctions there is the niche market that Matilda uses, namely completely unmagically imbued products for which she uses as a clean slate. This market would become untrustworthy of Jyrras's goods if they were tainted.

I can speculate that a large number of JyCorp's patrons are beings with a distrust of creatures and the magical talents they wield. I do not know actual numbers reflecting how many beings buy simply on that premise. It is still not a number to be ignored seeing that there is some turmoil between the sides.

Suppose all JyCorp products have a built-in copy protection device / spell which destroys the product if certain conditions arise?
Which would you like to be, ignorant or misled?

Psaakyrn

Quote from: Forycles on August 15, 2009, 08:51:46 AM
This is the first time I've seen fangs on Mab(which is odd as she's a freaking cat), or maybe my memory is just being stupid.
*Pokes brain*
I'll go with the latter.

The fang's aren't quite as obvious here, but the intent's nearly the same. (also that Mab's antanne (sp?) is bent towards each other..)
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Wait, is he up at a sane time in the morning?

Or is that the sunset?

Gamma

Quote from: Attic Rat on August 16, 2009, 02:16:00 AM
Suppose all JyCorp products have a built-in copy protection device / spell which destroys the product if certain conditions arise?

Unfortunately devices like that would still lend to discrediting Jyrras seeing as though they would still malfunction. Much-less the expense they would incur on said products. And if you're going to resort to spells then that removes about half the reason to get the product in the first place.
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Attic Rat

Quote from: Gamma on August 16, 2009, 03:13:06 PM
Quote from: Attic Rat on August 16, 2009, 02:16:00 AM
Suppose all JyCorp products have a built-in copy protection device / spell which destroys the product if certain conditions arise?

Unfortunately devices like that would still lend to discrediting Jyrras seeing as though they would still malfunction. Much-less the expense they would incur on said products. And if you're going to resort to spells then that removes about half the reason to get the product in the first place.

It hasn't been shown that spells / magic are an undesirable attribute in JyCorp devices, any more than electricity.
A scientist studies and uses what exists. In Amber's fantasy realm, magic exists. Thus there would be a scientific study of magic.

How many fully understand why the light comes on when you flip the switch on the wall? The electron-hole theory? Resistance? Kirchoff's Voltage Law? Most don't, and yet they happily flip that switch every day. So with Beings using devices incorporating magic. They don't know how it works, and they don't care.

A device containing protection from tampering would be less likely to malfunction due to tampering after manufacture. If the devices are tested before shipping, the failure rate should be reduced.

I'd like to see how Jycorp works, actually. Is it completely automated, or does he have a working staff?
What if the staff are... Twinks!?

OK, I won't go there...
Which would you like to be, ignorant or misled?

llearch n'n'daCorna

Quote from: Attic Rat on August 17, 2009, 04:10:59 PM
It hasn't been shown that spells / magic are an undesirable attribute in JyCorp devices, any more than electricity.

Er... Really? I'd say that Ma~ feels otherwise...
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Quote from: Corgatha Taldorthar on August 15, 2009, 09:36:18 AM
I thought I would be above saying something like this, but apparently I'm not.......



Is it me, or as this arc progresses (all 6 strips or so) do Mab's boobs get bigger and bigger each comic?

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