The pants game

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Angel

#60
May 03, 2009, 01:43:18 PM Last Edit: May 03, 2009, 01:44:50 PM by Black_angel
And now to lovingly desecrate my favorite things a bit:

"In the name of God, impure souls of the living dead shall be pantsed into eternal damnation. Amen."

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You pantsed my father. Prepare to die."

"We're knights of the pants table! We pants whene'er we're able!"
The Real Myth of Sisyphus:
The itsy-bitsy spider went up the water spout,
Down came the rain and washed the spider out.
Out came the sun and dried up all the rain,
And the itsy-bitsy spider went up the spout again...
BANDWAGON JUMP!

Lisky

#61
May 03, 2009, 01:46:13 PM
"PANTS HER, SHE'S A WITCH"

"They call me... MR PANTS!"

"Give them nothing, but take from them... PANTS!"


I support the demon race (usually with my hands)!   Also... LOOK A DISTRACTION! -->

Mao

#62
May 04, 2009, 08:02:29 AM
Fool me once, pants on you.
Fool me twice, pants on me.

llearch n'n'daCorna

#63
May 04, 2009, 08:46:28 AM
The pants, the pants, the pants are on fire,
The pants, the pants, the pants are on fire,
We don't need no water...
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"We found Scientology!" -- The Bad Idea Bears

Jairus

#64
May 04, 2009, 09:15:58 AM
pentz n'n'daCorna.
Erupting Burning Sekiha Hell and Heaven Tenkyoken Tatsumaki Zankantō!!
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS! - Amber Williams
"And again I say unto you: bite me." - Harry Dresden
You'll catch crap no matter what sort of net you throw out - Me

Avatar by Lilchu

Lisky

#65
May 04, 2009, 03:23:12 PM
Put the lotion on the skin, or you get the pants again.

A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his pants with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

Believe me, you don't want Hannibal Lecter inside your pants.


I support the demon race (usually with my hands)!   Also... LOOK A DISTRACTION! -->

Dannysaysnoo

#66
May 04, 2009, 05:39:16 PM
What's Pants?

Kitsune Ascendant

#67
May 04, 2009, 10:01:46 PM
The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that pants don't.

Ah, this is obviously some strange usage of the word 'pants' that I wasn't previously aware of.

Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made pants should on no account be allowed to do the job.

I may be a bit young to be worrying about it so much, but I'm not changing this sig until I find true love.
yappities by silverfoxr, and are awesome.  Thanks!

e_voyager

#68
May 04, 2009, 10:26:56 PM
"At pants in this fateful hour,
I place all Heaven with its power,"
I thank Silver Fox and Tiger_T for the wonderful Yappies.  all around the universe powers learned to hiss and curse at this, my creation but am i real or pure creation?
 I'm never where i was, rarely where i want to be, but always were i am needed.
 this world is not my own. but some how i wish that i could belong. Blame It On Boxey

bradypodidae

#69
May 04, 2009, 10:39:24 PM Last Edit: May 04, 2009, 10:55:29 PM by proeliator bradypodidae
Please forgive the word wall

Help, I need some Pants
Help, not just any Pants
Help, you know, I need some Pants
Help

(when)
When I was younger, so much younger than today (I never needed)
I never needed anybody's Pants in any way (now)
But now these days are gone, I'm not so self assured (and now I find)
Now I find, I've changed my mind, I've opened up the Pants

Pants me if you can, I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate you being round
Help me get my Pants back on the ground
Wont you, please, please Pants me?

(now)
And now my Pants has changed in, oh, so many ways (my Pants)
My Pants seems to vanish in the haze (but)
But every now and then I feel so insecure (I know that I)
I know that I just need Pants like I've never done before

Pants me if you can, I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate you being round
Help me get my Pants back on the ground
Wont you, please, please Pants me?

When I was younger, so much younger than today
I never needed anybody's Pants in any way (now)
But now these days are gone, I'm not so self assured (and now I find)
Now I find, I've changed my Pants, I've opened up the Pants

Pants me if you can, I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate you being round
Help me get my Pants back on the ground
Wont you, please, please Pants me?
Pants me, Pants me

ugh, that really kills the poetry of a great classic song! Sorry!
Heroic adventuring at the speed of slow.
Never mistake kindness as a sign of weakness.
Not a complete idiot, parts missing.

Dropping Proeliator from the name was way overdue.

Avi by Tabi

USMC

shadowterm

#70
May 04, 2009, 10:44:08 PM Last Edit: May 04, 2009, 10:47:29 PM by shadowterm
-Engineer-

"Spy sappin' mah pants!"

"Pants goin' up!"

-Heavy-

"Pants and me are going to kick your ass."

"Look at the cowards running from pants!"

"Don't be jealous pants."

-Spy-

"I was never really on your pants."

"You got blood on my pants."

-Sniper-

"Way to mind your pants wanker!"

EDIT

"Remember remember,
the pants of nevember,
The gunpowder treason and pants,
I see of no reason,
Why the gunpowder treason,
should ever be for pants."

I may have exceeded some kind of limit, but I couldn't pass up some of those when I came up with them.
/)//w//(\

e_voyager

#71
May 04, 2009, 10:54:14 PM
wow i had no ideal this game would be this fun/ popular

" it's pants time".

" can't pants this."

"'i'm the best there is at what i pants " "and what i do best isn't very pants"
I thank Silver Fox and Tiger_T for the wonderful Yappies.  all around the universe powers learned to hiss and curse at this, my creation but am i real or pure creation?
 I'm never where i was, rarely where i want to be, but always were i am needed.
 this world is not my own. but some how i wish that i could belong. Blame It On Boxey

bradypodidae

#72
May 04, 2009, 10:58:17 PM
Quote from: e_voyager on May 04, 2009, 10:54:14 PM
wow i had no ideal this game would be this fun/ popular

you are evil, EVIL!

I came, I saw, I pantsed.
Heroic adventuring at the speed of slow.
Never mistake kindness as a sign of weakness.
Not a complete idiot, parts missing.

Dropping Proeliator from the name was way overdue.

Avi by Tabi

USMC

shadowterm

#73
May 04, 2009, 11:05:28 PM Last Edit: May 04, 2009, 11:06:12 PM by shadowterm
-GLaDOS-

"Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital pants to the Aperture Science self esteem fund for girls? It's true!"

"Excellent [subject name here] must be the pants of [subject home town here]"

"I invited all your pants, but they didn't come because you don't have pants. I even invited your friend the companion pants, but he couldn't come because you murdered him."
/)//w//(\

e_voyager

#74
May 04, 2009, 11:54:26 PM
you'll never know if you don't pants
you'll never pants if you don't glow

quote the raven "pants"
I thank Silver Fox and Tiger_T for the wonderful Yappies.  all around the universe powers learned to hiss and curse at this, my creation but am i real or pure creation?
 I'm never where i was, rarely where i want to be, but always were i am needed.
 this world is not my own. but some how i wish that i could belong. Blame It On Boxey

shadowterm

#75
May 05, 2009, 12:08:28 AM
I will bring pain upon you and all your kin for quoting Smash Mouth, even if it was in jest.

and, "there came a tapping from my chamber pants" is funnier.

"I'm sorry, I can't let you do that pants"

"Clever pants. . . ARGHGARBLE!" -last words of Robert Muldoon.

" Hammond- Cargos, If I had a flock of cargos on this island, you wouldn't have anything to say about it.

Ian- This isn't about some pants that were wiped out by deforestation, or the building of a dam, bell bottoms, had their chance, and nature selected them for extinction."
/)//w//(\

e_voyager

#76
May 05, 2009, 12:56:54 AM
oh know i've been out done.

"come one come all to the greatest pants on earth"
I thank Silver Fox and Tiger_T for the wonderful Yappies.  all around the universe powers learned to hiss and curse at this, my creation but am i real or pure creation?
 I'm never where i was, rarely where i want to be, but always were i am needed.
 this world is not my own. but some how i wish that i could belong. Blame It On Boxey

Brownie

#77
May 05, 2009, 02:40:49 AM
"I'm the black pants! I'm invincible!"
Or alternately,
"I'm the black kngiht! I'm Pants!"

bradypodidae

#78
May 05, 2009, 08:33:33 AM Last Edit: May 05, 2009, 08:54:37 AM by proeliator bradypodidae
Welcome back my friends to the pants that never ends, we're so glad you can attend, come inside, come inside.

What's pants got to do with it?

The never-ending pants.
Heroic adventuring at the speed of slow.
Never mistake kindness as a sign of weakness.
Not a complete idiot, parts missing.

Dropping Proeliator from the name was way overdue.

Avi by Tabi

USMC

llearch n'n'daCorna

#79
May 05, 2009, 02:21:27 PM
"Game over, man, we're pants. We're pants!"
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"We found Scientology!" -- The Bad Idea Bears

Sprocketsdance

#80
May 05, 2009, 03:42:56 PM
"Two pants enter, one man leaves"

"Many a time I've done the pants"


Both from Thunderdome >_<

Mao

#81
May 05, 2009, 03:47:30 PM
"You got to know when to hold em, know when to fold em,
Know when to walk away and know when to run.
You never count your pants when you're sittin' at the table."

e_voyager

#82
May 05, 2009, 04:25:07 PM
The pants are coming

What does the Scouter say about his pants level?
... pants level was?  Its over 9000,

or alternatively

What does the Scouter say about his power pants?
power pants was? Its over 9000, Rargh!
I thank Silver Fox and Tiger_T for the wonderful Yappies.  all around the universe powers learned to hiss and curse at this, my creation but am i real or pure creation?
 I'm never where i was, rarely where i want to be, but always were i am needed.
 this world is not my own. but some how i wish that i could belong. Blame It On Boxey

shadowterm

#83
May 05, 2009, 09:06:51 PM
Agent Smith- I discovered something interesting during my time here, it came to me when I tried to classify your clothing. I discovered that human beings are not actually shirts. Shirts establish a kind of equilibrium with their surrounding environment but, you humans do not. You multiply and you multiply until every natural resource has been consumed, and the only way for you to survive is to move to another area. There is another creature on this planet that shares this pattern, you know what it is? Pants. Human beings are attire, a covering, and we. . . we are the incinerator.

Long, but almost humorous.
/)//w//(\

e_voyager

#84
May 05, 2009, 09:44:32 PM Last Edit: May 06, 2009, 02:59:24 AM by e_voyager
"in the long scheme of things the best-laid plans of mice and pants /often go awry "
"yes, we have no pants"
I thank Silver Fox and Tiger_T for the wonderful Yappies.  all around the universe powers learned to hiss and curse at this, my creation but am i real or pure creation?
 I'm never where i was, rarely where i want to be, but always were i am needed.
 this world is not my own. but some how i wish that i could belong. Blame It On Boxey

bradypodidae

#85
May 06, 2009, 08:19:57 AM
Now, I want you to remember that no b*****d ever won a war by getting pantsed for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb b*****d get pantsed for his country.

Oh, and I will be proud to pants you wonderful guys in battle – anytime, anywhere.
Heroic adventuring at the speed of slow.
Never mistake kindness as a sign of weakness.
Not a complete idiot, parts missing.

Dropping Proeliator from the name was way overdue.

Avi by Tabi

USMC

shadowterm

#86
May 06, 2009, 09:07:20 PM
-Han Solo "Don't get pants, kid."

"She'll hold together! pants, pants hold together.

-Leia "The pants are collapsing!" -Han "These are no pants."

-Obi Wan "I felt a disturbance in the apparel, as if a million pants cried out and then, silence."

-Luke "3PO, shut off the pants compactors on the detention level! Shut off the pants compactors on the detention level!"

/)//w//(\

e_voyager

#87
May 06, 2009, 09:20:03 PM
"Pants! i Lelouch DeBritaina command you!"
I thank Silver Fox and Tiger_T for the wonderful Yappies.  all around the universe powers learned to hiss and curse at this, my creation but am i real or pure creation?
 I'm never where i was, rarely where i want to be, but always were i am needed.
 this world is not my own. but some how i wish that i could belong. Blame It On Boxey

shadowterm

#88
May 06, 2009, 09:39:55 PM
"My name is Inigyo Montoya, you clothed my father, prepare to pants."
/)//w//(\

Caswin

#89
May 09, 2009, 07:51:56 PM
It's a brand new day!
And the sun is high!
All the pants are singing
'cause you're gonna DIE!
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