The ban game, v15

[Mao]

Corgatha is banned by something random.

[e_voyager]

Mowser is banned by a random kooper shell!

[Ren Gaulen]

E is banned by this ban of mine that is burning red, and which loud roar tells me to grasp victory.

ERUPTING! BANNING! FINGER!!!

[Dagardo]

Ren is banned by his own finger.

[Jairus]

Dagardo is banned because technically it's a hand.

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

Jairus is banned because I don't know where that hand has been.

[Slowtini]

Corgatha is banned for not directly asking where the hand was.
By implying that you don't want to know, you're basically telling them to tell you.

[e_voyager]

Slowtini is banned because the bannings should never stop.

[Ren Gaulen]

E is banned for the sake of bannage.

[Jairus]

Ren Gaulen is banned because you can't stop the ban!

[Dagardo]

Grabbag bans all. Especially me.

[Ren Gaulen]

Guns don't kill alien invaders. Duke kills alien invaders. Dagardo is banned for that reason.

[Dagardo]

Dukes mighty boot is mightier than you, Ren is banned for that reason.

[Ren Gaulen]

In Soviet Russia.. Duke stays the same. And that is why you are banned, Dagardo.

[Slowtini]

Ren is banned for not posting in the one sentence story thread.

[Jairus]

Slowtini is banned because maybe he doesn't WANT to post in the one sentence story thread.

[Slowtini]

Jairus is banned because that's no excuse. The thread needs moar commissars.

[Ren Gaulen]

Slowtini is banned because I have completely missed the one sentence story thread.

[Jairus]

Nii-san is banned for completely missing the one sentence story thread! Even I have posted something in there.

[Slowtini]

Jairus is banned because I just had one of those life altering realizations.

[Jairus]

Slowtini is banned because I had one last night. I had another one in a computer literacy class back in my High School Freshman year. What was yours?

[Slowtini]

Jairus is banned because mine was bisexuality.

[Jairus]

Slowtini is not banned. Congratulations! Who's the lucky one?

[Slowtini]

Jairus is banned because there's nobody. It was just one of those things, where you wake up in the middle of the night, and go "Holy ******* ****"

[Jairus]

Slowtini is banned because that works too.

[Slowtini]

Jairus is banned because sadly, I'm not really in a good position to tell anyone close to me about it...
I mean come on, I'm an eagle scout. D;

[Jairus]

Slowtini is banned because that sucks. *hugs* But we're here for you.

Seriously... you're an Eagle Scout?

[Slowtini]

Jairus is not banned due to the hug.
And yes, I barely made it though. Finished the project and got the board of review done a week before my 18th birthday.

[Jairus]

... Slowtini is banned because I never even did Cub Scouts. I have no idea what you're talking about.

[Slowtini]

Jairus is banned for not being informed.

Essentially, you have to plan, lead, and successfully complete a community service project.
Mine was to help out my town's historic society, in building and placing podiums with messages about the locations they were placed at on them.

The board of review asks you if you'd been all "Look at me, I'm upholding the values of scouting! e De"