Hello all

[Max Wolf]

hello!
i am max wolf long time read first time poster >.<  i am not much of a poster .
i love to draw, but i am not great at it.

well i will be around

[Noone]

Welcome aboard. Be sure to read and follow the rules. Aside from that, have fun.

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

Try not to "Welcome To The Forum, And Have A Nice Day!" get on the bad sides of any of the mods. Especially the box.

[Max Wolf]

"Welcome To The Forum, And Have A Nice Day!" 

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

"Welcome To The Forum, And Have A Nice Day!" 

Yes!

[Damaris]

seriously.  I'm about to put a filter on the phrase.

[Jairus]

"Welcome To The Forum, And Have A Nice Day!" 

Yes!

Hissatsu! GURIIN... BANBUU... MISHUTARI... PIINATO!

...

Anyway, welcome aboard. The emergency exits are located at the front of the cabin, over the wings, and at the back of the plane. In the event of cabin depressurization, an oxygen mask will drop from the ceiling. In the event of cabin depressurization and the plane catching on fire, oxygen masks will drop from the ceiling and fuel the flames. In the event of boredom, the pilot and copilot will begin to play sadistic pranks on you. Please be sure to carefully check all Boxes and luggage, as they may have shifted in their attempts to cause you grievous bodily harm. Please remember that all people who are giving you advice mean to cause you harm, and should not be trusted. Please be sure to read the rules pamphlet you were given when you boarded, and ensure that you understand them. Thank you for listening to this safety check. Now please, sit back, relax, and have fun aboard Clockwork Airlines. *leaps out with the only working parachute*

[Max Wolf]

lol

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

seriously.  I'm about to put a filter on the phrase.

What? Why?

[Darkmoon]

Because you're overusing it.

[Colgatecrusader]

well anyway

hope you have a good time on the forum.

[Suwako]

If they tear you to shreds may I have your liver?

[Tapewolf]

Welcome aboard.  So, I take it you're a DMFA reader?

[Colgatecrusader]

If they tear you to shreds may I have your liver?

how do you know the liver will survive?

And what gives you the impression he reads DMFA?

[Tapewolf]

And what gives you the impression he reads DMFA?

1. Most people seem to come here for DMFA
2. His name is 'Max Wolf' and his email address is ferret-related.  If 'Max Wolf' really is his name, I apologise for jumping to conclusions...

[Suwako]

how do you know the liver will survive?

You know little of livers, don't you?

[Colgatecrusader]

These things need to be clarified!

[Lysander]

The liver has an affinity for recovery and ability to live for long time out of one's body i believe.

And with that this one welcomes thee to this interesting place.   

[Max Wolf]

no max wolf is from my web comic(if i ever get off my but and start to draw it)

[Suwako]

The liver has an affinity for recovery and ability to live for long time out of one's body i believe.

You deserve a knife or medal for that.

[Colgatecrusader]

The liver has an affinity for recovery and ability to live for long time out of one's body i believe.

You deserve a knife or medal for that.

why not both?

[Max Wolf]

are u sure you want my liver  i drink a ton   i am alway drunk  u realy sure u want it?

[Colgatecrusader]

he doesn't really need it it's just cool to have.

[Max Wolf]

ok well in that case *cuts it out* here u go

[Suwako]

ok well in that case *cuts it out* here u go

squeeeee~!~~

thank thee so vewy mutch! 

[Max Wolf]

np merry x-mass

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Happy Boxen day. ;-]

[Colgatecrusader]

i don't have any servants to give my left over Christmas dinner too... 

[Max Wolf]

    left overs