The Vend-o-mat 9000

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Tyranastrasz

#570
January 22, 2009, 07:17:10 PM
The Vend-o-mat 9000 dispenses what appears to be an illegal substance. A nearby security guard spots you with it and tackles you, only to discover it was the contents of a Pixie Stix.

*inserts :doommuffin*

Orion Asmodeus Dezagrats

#571
January 22, 2009, 10:05:39 PM
The Vend-o-Mat dispenses Mab.

*Inserts a piece of paper with 'Why so serious?' written on it.*
"There are things in life that we hold dear... Truths that we learn almost since the day we are born... beliefs that are solid as stone .... Then the wind blows a direction it cannot and certainty becomes an echo, and truth is sometimes deceiving."                          --Melpomene, Clan of the Cats

Tyranastrasz

#572
January 22, 2009, 10:28:50 PM
The Vend-o-mat 9000 dispenses The Joker.

*inserts a sushi roll*

Angel

#573
January 22, 2009, 10:56:59 PM
The Vend-O-Mat 9000 dispenses a hibachi dealer with prosthetic lips.

(inserts a bit of red fuzz from her stuffed lobster, Rock)
The Real Myth of Sisyphus:
The itsy-bitsy spider went up the water spout,
Down came the rain and washed the spider out.
Out came the sun and dried up all the rain,
And the itsy-bitsy spider went up the spout again...
BANDWAGON JUMP!

e_voyager

#574
January 22, 2009, 11:19:30 PM
out pops cowboy Bebop's Toys in the attic.

inserts Faux Pas.
I thank Silver Fox and Tiger_T for the wonderful Yappies.  all around the universe powers learned to hiss and curse at this, my creation but am i real or pure creation?
 I'm never where i was, rarely where i want to be, but always were i am needed.
 this world is not my own. but some how i wish that i could belong. Blame It On Boxey

Omega

#575
January 23, 2009, 05:18:47 PM
*click*Whrrrrrrl*

A mechanical arm extends from the Vend-o-mat 9k and slaps you on the face, twice.

*inserts a zergling*

Tyranastrasz

#576
January 23, 2009, 05:41:35 PM
The Vend-o-mat 9000 dispenses a Hydralisk. It shoots several spines at you as you flee in terror.


*inserts a Zealot*

Orion Asmodeus Dezagrats

#577
January 23, 2009, 07:43:19 PM
The Vend-o-Mat dispenses a dragoon that then proceeds to aim its photon cannon at you, counting down seconds faster than they actually should be counted.

*Inserts StarCraft II*
"There are things in life that we hold dear... Truths that we learn almost since the day we are born... beliefs that are solid as stone .... Then the wind blows a direction it cannot and certainty becomes an echo, and truth is sometimes deceiving."                          --Melpomene, Clan of the Cats

Corgatha Taldorthar

#578
January 23, 2009, 07:51:59 PM
*steals your copy before it can go into the Vend-0-Mat.*



*inserts a jewel case for a random game so that it doesn't realize how it's been gypped*
Someday, when we look back on this, we'll both laugh nervously and change the subject. More is good. All is better.

Tyranastrasz

#579
January 23, 2009, 09:25:23 PM
The Vend-o-mat 9000 appears to accept the case... Then a cannon-like implement pops out the side and shoots the case at you faster than a bullet!

*inserts WoW's third expansion, "rumored" to involve the Emerald Dream*

Orion Asmodeus Dezagrats

#580
January 24, 2009, 02:23:14 PM
*The Vend-o-Mat slaps you, displaying the words "World of WarCrack steals your soul!"*

*Inserts Ergo Proxy*
"There are things in life that we hold dear... Truths that we learn almost since the day we are born... beliefs that are solid as stone .... Then the wind blows a direction it cannot and certainty becomes an echo, and truth is sometimes deceiving."                          --Melpomene, Clan of the Cats

Arcblade

#581
January 29, 2009, 01:13:26 AM
The Vend-o-Mat develops sentience and a mouth, and dispenses much screaming and a jar of insanity.

*inserts monopoly money*

e_voyager

#582
January 29, 2009, 01:16:07 AM
The Vend-o-Mat 9000 puts a lean on your home and books and computer.

inserts one of RF's muffins of doom.
I thank Silver Fox and Tiger_T for the wonderful Yappies.  all around the universe powers learned to hiss and curse at this, my creation but am i real or pure creation?
 I'm never where i was, rarely where i want to be, but always were i am needed.
 this world is not my own. but some how i wish that i could belong. Blame It On Boxey

Tyranastrasz

#583
January 29, 2009, 03:39:54 AM
The Vend-o-mat 9000 dispenses one of Mab's brownies.

*inserts a cat  :januscat *

Arcblade

#584
January 29, 2009, 09:26:38 AM
The Vend-o-mat 9000 dispenses a silly phrase and returns your cat, now posed appropriately. 

*inserts Corgatha Taldorthar*

Mao

#585
January 29, 2009, 09:34:01 AM
A Welsh Corgi wearing some silly looking armor is dispensed.

*inserts a 24k solid gold bar*

Arcblade

#586
January 29, 2009, 09:36:12 AM
The Vend-o-mat 9000 dispenses a single gold coin, and you hear amused laughter radiate from somewhere overhead.

*inserts Mao Laoren*

Ren Gaulen

#587
January 29, 2009, 10:10:00 AM
A chocolate bar appears from the vending machine. You can see some words on its side. They say: "It's chocolate! It's people! It's Cho-Co-Lent! :D"

*inserts the Fist of the North Star*


Rakala

#588
January 30, 2009, 03:17:28 PM Last Edit: January 30, 2009, 03:18:01 PM by Rakala
The Vend O Mat dispenses dust.

*inserts Two Kirks a Kahn and a Pizza Place*

Arcblade

#589
January 30, 2009, 04:20:07 PM
The Vend-o-mat 9000 explodes in violence, screams, and pizza slices. 

*inserts Rakala*

Tyranastrasz

#590
January 30, 2009, 05:47:07 PM
The Vend-o-mat 9000 dispenses a fox. It's evil like that.

*Inserts Angus Mengsk*

Arcblade

#591
January 30, 2009, 08:49:13 PM
The Vend-o-mat 9000 dispenses a copy of Starcraft 2.

*inserts Loki, God of Mischief*

Orion Asmodeus Dezagrats

#592
January 30, 2009, 10:57:40 PM
Vend-o-Mat 9000 dispenses... The Mask...

*Inserts Samir Duran*
"There are things in life that we hold dear... Truths that we learn almost since the day we are born... beliefs that are solid as stone .... Then the wind blows a direction it cannot and certainty becomes an echo, and truth is sometimes deceiving."                          --Melpomene, Clan of the Cats

Angel

#593
January 30, 2009, 11:05:20 PM
The Vend-O-Mat dispenses a Terran Wraith. "Go ahead, commander."

(inserts the common cold)
The Real Myth of Sisyphus:
The itsy-bitsy spider went up the water spout,
Down came the rain and washed the spider out.
Out came the sun and dried up all the rain,
And the itsy-bitsy spider went up the spout again...
BANDWAGON JUMP!

Stygian

#594
January 30, 2009, 11:15:16 PM
The Vend-O-Mat dispenses some Zerg hyper-evolutionary virus, and you are noFOR THE SWARM!

[decloaks and saps the Vend-O-Mat]

Orion Asmodeus Dezagrats

#595
January 30, 2009, 11:31:04 PM
The Vend-o-Mat 9000 saps YOU.

*Inserts Kerrigan*
"There are things in life that we hold dear... Truths that we learn almost since the day we are born... beliefs that are solid as stone .... Then the wind blows a direction it cannot and certainty becomes an echo, and truth is sometimes deceiving."                          --Melpomene, Clan of the Cats

techmaster-glitch

#596
January 31, 2009, 01:31:50 AM
The Vend-O-Mat: Zerg Edition dispenses Infested Kerrigan. She goes Queen Bitch Of The Universe on your sorry ass. >:3

*Inserts Terran Goliath*
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Ren Gaulen

#597
January 31, 2009, 08:08:41 AM
The Vend-O-Mat produces a GDI Titan.

*inserts some blue tiberium*


Arcblade

#598
January 31, 2009, 09:13:39 AM
The Vend-o-mat 9000 emits a creak and a puff of foul-smelling smoke.

*inserts 24 hours of anime*

Tyranastrasz

#599
January 31, 2009, 09:48:01 AM
The Vend-o-mat dispenses a DVD box set of Fullmetal Alchemist.

*inserts Zeratul*
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