The ban game, v09

[Jairus]

Cogi is banned because you never want to make Khorne angry. You won't like him when he gets angry...

[Ren Gaulen]

"Angry"? Funny that you say it, Jay, seconds before a bunch of Angry Marines fall from the sky, banning you..

[Cogidubnus]

Jairus is banned because Khorne is already angry! BLOOD GOD. ALWAYS ANGRY, ALL THE TIME!

Ren is banned by the pretty marines. Because chaos is ugly.

[Jairus]

Cogi is banned because the Angry Marines look so happy when they're angry.

[Ren Gaulen]

Pretty Marines are banned by Horus. And Cog together with them. Jay is banned by Happy Marines.

[Jairus]

Ren is banned because the only thing that should make the Happy Marines happy is killing things.

[Cogidubnus]

Ren is banned by C'tan Star Gods, who are closing the Eye of Terror with giant obelisk things. 

Jairus is banned because sometimes happiness is a perfect shot to the knees at 3000m.

[Jairus]

Cogidubnus is banned because that isn't happiness, that's love. I highly doubt that there are Love Marines.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because WAAAAGH! is happiness. But because of you this little ork lacks it!

[Jairus]

Ren is banned because there's only one thing that'll make that Ork happy: More Dakka!

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because I'm joining the Empire (again)! Because it's more stylish than Chaos.

[Jairus]

Ren is banned because I've got a new Gundam. And it is awesome.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because the Imperial Tech-Priests are piercing the Warp with their Drill!

[Cogidubnus]

Ren is banned because the Aeduptus Mechanicus have something the Necron legions would like back...

[Ren Gaulen]

Cog is banned because the Imperium partying hard has apparently awakened Necrons in the first place.

[Jairus]

Ren is banned because I have found the proof that courage can become ammunition!

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned by Dio Brando's time-stopping knife-throwing Haro (hell, this little buddy can almost replace Dio himself!).

[Jairus]

Ren is banned by a loli with an INSANELY huge gun.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Jubblies is banned with nothing, because that makes such a huge difference to the thread.

[Cogidubnus]

llearch is banned, because jubblies are always a good addition to a thread.

[Jairus]

Cogi is banned for being the previous poster.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned by Adeptus Orthodonticus (they are not Tooth Fairy).

[Jairus]

Ren is banned because now I'm scared for my teeth.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because Adeptus Orthodonticus give the enemies of the Imperium smiles worth of forcibly removing from their faces later.

[Cogidubnus]

Jairus is banned, and is now the Chaos God of comedic irony.

Ren is banned because orthodontistry is very serious business.

Jairus is banned, and is now the Chaos God of comedic irony.

Ren is banned, because fo'seriously.

[Ren Gaulen]

Cog is banned for missing the target. He's getting old, I fear. It's time for him to go to the Old Boyz Home.

[Jairus]

Oh great, now I have to ban Ren for giving me that mental image.

"Moar... um... moar... what was that thing we wanted moar of?"
"Moar proon joose."
"Oh, right! You can never haff nuff proon joose!"
"Eh... chek out my new rokkit launcher! It's like... mounted on my cane! And it can blow them pesky kids off of the lawn!"

[Ren Gaulen]

The lawn! Thanks for reminding me about it! Darn kids have overrun it again!! Jay is not banned for saving my lawn.

[Jairus]

Ren Gaulen is banned because I was painting this Ork's car red. It needs to go faster. Do you have some moar dakka for him to use?

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because I invested all of my dakka into upgrading my motorcycle. Wanna race?