The ban game, v08

VSMIT · August 07, 2008, 04:56:28 PM

Ren is banned for his continued butchering of the English language.

Jairus · August 07, 2008, 04:56:58 PM

Ren Gaulen is banned because someone set us up the drum!

Ren Gaulen · August 07, 2008, 04:58:14 PM

Jay is banned because you are on your way to solo, clear your throat.

llearch n'n'daCorna · August 07, 2008, 04:59:18 PM

Ren Gaulen is band.

Ren Gaulen · August 07, 2008, 05:01:27 PM

..And llearch is the producer.

Jairus · August 07, 2008, 05:04:00 PM

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I cannot top that. You both are banned for creating the best pun I have ever seen in my life.

Ren Gaulen · August 07, 2008, 05:08:39 PM

Good, now listen to my song.

Split your lungs with blood and thunder
When you see the Ban Whale!
Break your backs and crack your oars men
If you wish to prevail!
This ivory leg is what propels me
Harpoons thrust in the sky!
Aim directly for his crooked brow
And look him straight in the eye!

BAN WHALE - HOLY GRAIL!
BAN WHALE - HOLY GRAIL!

Jay, be banned by the power of ROCK!!!

Jairus · August 07, 2008, 05:11:32 PM

Now Gaulen is his name
And banning is his game
Come on you dope, untie his rope
And watch him go insane.
This singing's not my line
It's tough to make a rhyme
If I get stuck, I'm out of luck--
I'm running out of time!
I'm through with taking falls
And bouncing off the walls
Without that gun I'd have some fun
I'd kick you in the-- *gets hit in head with vase* Nose!

Ren Gaulen · August 07, 2008, 05:24:06 PM

Jairus is not banned for coming up with such a counterban. It makes Viral happy.

Jairus · August 07, 2008, 05:27:53 PM

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Ren is banned because for some reason, seeing Viral happy makes me want to never make him happy again.

Ren Gaulen · August 07, 2008, 05:30:04 PM

Now Jairus is banned for making Viral sad.

VSMIT · August 07, 2008, 06:08:20 PM

Ren is banned for his horrible photoshopping skills (j/k).

Slowtini · August 07, 2008, 06:11:22 PM

VSMIT is banned because the last 4 letters of his username, are the first 4 letters of my last name.

VSMIT · August 07, 2008, 06:13:40 PM

Slowtini is banned for having "Smith" as a last name.

llearch n'n'daCorna · August 07, 2008, 06:16:45 PM

VSMIT is banned for spelling.

Slowtini · August 07, 2008, 06:19:05 PM

llearch is banned for not having a "Fragile" stamp located on his personage.

llearch n'n'daCorna · August 07, 2008, 06:59:18 PM

Slowtini is banned for thinking I'm fragile.

Slowtini · August 07, 2008, 07:02:42 PM

llearch is banned for not paying the proper postage fees.

VSMIT · August 07, 2008, 07:07:51 PM

Slowtini is banned for not paying FedEx for international shipping.

Slowtini · August 07, 2008, 07:56:01 PM

VSMIT is banned because I'm not being mailed anywhere.

Jairus · August 07, 2008, 08:24:23 PM

Slowtini is banned because I just drove for two hours and I finally had that karmic moment we wish for when we someone breaks a law on the road and you hope that they get a ticket.

Ren Gaulen · August 07, 2008, 08:25:47 PM

Jay is banned because in Soviet Russia the Law breaks you.

(Scary, huh?)

VSMIT · August 07, 2008, 08:26:20 PM

Ren is banned because Russia isn't Soviet anymore.

Jairus · August 07, 2008, 08:27:33 PM

VSMIT is banned for failing to mention that in Soviet Russia, that joke dies!

Ren Gaulen · August 07, 2008, 08:29:22 PM

Jay is banned because the Soviet Russia is gone! But in our memory and in our blood in continues to live on, spreading the Red flames of the World Revolution across the planet! (No, I'm ot a communist. I just wanted to say something badass.)

Jairus · August 07, 2008, 08:32:29 PM

Considering that your signature has a picture of a man who can destroy mecha mooks with a ribbon and he seems to be saying "Look, the East is Burning Red!" you're banned because you don't need to say anything really badass. (And I kinda guessed that you weren't a communist.)

VSMIT · August 07, 2008, 08:34:41 PM

Jairus is banned because getting a lecture on capitalist economics sucks when the one giving the lecture is actually communist.

Ren Gaulen · August 07, 2008, 08:36:55 PM

Jairus is banned because it is a sort of a tradition: if you want to ban somebody with style, say something cool while doing so. So, may the Ban be with you.
VSMIT is not banned because he is right. I have to admit, listening to that would suck.

Jairus · August 07, 2008, 08:40:07 PM

*khe-khu* The ban is strong with you, young Gaulen. But you are not a Banner yet. *khe-khu*

Ren Gaulen · August 07, 2008, 08:41:40 PM

Jay is banned because I am pretty sure that I am not a banner. I'm a Jedi Knight, like my father before me.