The ban game, v08

[Jairus]

Slowtini is banned for being an insomniac ninja.

That actually sounds really cool...

[Mao]

Jai-jai is banned because that's about as cool as obsessive compulsive posters.

[Jairus]

Mow-mow is banned because I don't know any OCPs. Could you point one out for me?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Jubblies is banned for amusing me.

[Jairus]

Corny is banned because he used that one already. And because he amuses me too.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jairus is banned for being easily amused.

[Jairus]

Ren Gaulen is banned because sometimes he amuses me too.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned for being too easily amused.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because he doesn't amuse me at all. And because I have a somewhat strange sense of humor.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because I have a somewhat twisted sense of humour, similar to that of someone who enjoys watching a person squirm in discomfort.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because it's called "schadenfreude." Come on, let's all sing the Schadenfreude song!

"Right now you are down and out, and feeling really crappy,"
"And when I see how sad you are, it sort of makes me... happy!"

[Slowtini]

Goggles is banned for singing the schadenfreude song.

[Jairus]

Slimfast is banned because I can see how that goes under entertainment and not news: celebrities don't belong in the real news section. Only real actors belong in the news (like Johnny or Heath).

"Sorry 'Tini, human nature, nothing I can't do!"
"It' "schadenfreude," making me feel glad that I'm not you!"

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because my sense of humour is not quite like that, but more along the lines of this:

I find it funny when someone tells you something that makes you uncomfortable, and the look of discomfort on your face is immensely satisfying.

[Ren Gaulen]

VSMIT is banned by me, since no-one else seems to want to do it.

[Jairus]

Ren Gaulen is banned because I would have banned him, I just didn't feel like it.

[Angel]

Jairus is banned because HOLY CRAP when did this get to a hundred pages? And should we all feel accomplished or pathetic?

[Jairus]

Black_angel is banned because the answer is both. It's like scoring a hundred percent in Halo or some game where they measure your score: good job, you just beat a bunch of 1's and 0's. I still feel accomplished about it, though.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jairus is banned by Master Chief.

[Jairus]

Ren Gaulen is banned by Master Chef.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jairus is banned by Master Asia!

[Jairus]

Ren Gaulen is banned by Master Arctic!

[Ren Gaulen]

Brilliant. Jairus is banned for his guile and ingenuity.

[Jairus]

Ren Gaulen is banned because I learned from the best. *bows respectfully in his direction*

[Ren Gaulen]

Jairus is not banned for being a good student. When you are ready, I will let you take over.

[Jairus]

Ren Gaulen is not banned because fortunately for him, he didn't set up something like the Sith did where the apprentice becomes the master by killing the old one...

[Ren Gaulen]

..Are you implying that you could kill me?.. You are a hundred years too young to even think about taking on me! Stupid pupil! You are not worthy of the name King of Hearts!
..Ah, I'm just kidding. By the way, you are banned, Jay.

[Jairus]

Eh, you're banned too, Ren. I'm gonna try and finish this rough sketch so I can post it tonight.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned so that nothing would distract him from drawing.

[VSMIT]

Ren is banned for likewise not drawing.