Corrupt a Wish

[lucas marcone]

granted but you can never get a date because youre too busy organizeing.




i wish i were in constantinople

[e_voyager]

granted but now it's istambul not constantinople

i wish my room had not flooded. sewer water stinks!

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. Instead, your house floats away.

I wish I had a little more time to myself...

[vulpesweasel]

Granted. Everyone leaves you, and you are stuck in a room by yourself forever. and you die a virgin. Have a nice day.

I wish I had a tail and whiskers.

[bill]

Granted, I just sent them in the mail. They should arrive in a week.


I wish I had a faster internet connection.

[vulpesweasel]

granted, but it is so fast it burns your eyes out. I wish people would IM me

[bill]

Granted, you get gehy pron spambots 24/7.

(Mabye you should get an xfire account, hint hint nudge nudge.)


I wish that someone else in my school shared my music taste.

[vulpesweasel]

Granted, you get gehy pron spambots 24/7.

(Mabye you should get an xfire account, hint hint nudge nudge.)


I wish that someone else in my school shared my music taste.

CHint hint nudge nidge I can't, Our old computer crashes almost every time we download something. But
Since everyone shares your taste in music, you get sick of it. I wish there were more ferret furries to talk to.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. Janus and Ink come to talk to you.

Incidentally, dying a virgin will be a good trick, since i already have a son...


I wish he slept a little bit later...

[e_voyager]

granted but now you over sleep and wake up with a strange bird standing over your bed.

i wish i had gone to shinobi school

[Saist]

granted but now you over sleep and wake up with a strange bird standing over your bed.

i wish i had gone to shinobi school

Granted. You went to shinobi school. However you were failed out on your first day, and the HMO plan you were own isn't going to cover the hospital bill you are presented with 6 months later when you awake from that coma.

I wish for Omikron Nomad soul to be remade!

[e_voyager]

granted is it remade for the Atari 2600.

i wish for even more wishes to corrupt

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Gran.... hang on a minute. Didn't I grant this one already?

I wish I didn't have to grant any more wishes to e_voyager :-)

[e_voyager]

think time i wished fore even more wishers last time i asked fore more. oh well

Granted but not like me you must wait hours for a wish to corrupt.

i wish for a reason to get out of bed in the morning.

[Kitsune Ascendant]

granted. it involves the springs on your bed breaking through the top. and they're mighty sharp.

I wish I were a bit more awake.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. You've just been donated an IV of caffiene. About 2l of.

I wish I wasn't so unutterably annoyed at my boss's lack of clue...

[Vidar]

Granted. *knocks llearchy unconsious with a large, heavy mallet*

I whish my foot was healing a lot faster.

[Kitsune Ascendant]

Granted. *knocks llearchy unconsious with a large, heavy mallet*

I whish my foot was healing a lot faster.

granted. you ned up with a sixth toe on that foot, making shoes rather uncomfortable and giving you a perpetual blister.

I wish the psuedo-ninjaing would stop in the pay topic. I've had times where I needed to retype my reply no less than five times.

[lucas marcone]

granted now pirateing has taken over! as soon as you post your post is stolen and buried on a deserted ilse.




i wish i was the forums pirate captian...*shifty eyes) me thinks wildy dont even know whare the treasure IS! ....ill get a look at that map....and pending its contents a mutiny might be in order....

[Kitsune Ascendant]

granted now pirateing has taken over! as soon as you post your post is stolen and buried on a deserted ilse.




i wish i was the forums pirate captian...*shifty eyes) me thinks wildy dont even know whare the treasure IS! ....ill get a look at that map....and pending its contents a mutiny might be in order....

granted. on a related note, you have an appointment with one davy jones.

I wish I could play ddr better.

[vulpesweasel]

granted, you are then known as the Messiah of DDR. People begin to oppose you, and then you are killed for fear of your power. I wish I could read minds.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted.

Now you wish you hadn't asked that, as you're standing next to Bunnyboy, and his mind should be washed. :-)


I wish my eyes weren't playing up so badly.

[e_voyager]

granted not they are acting up instead of playing.

i wish i was better a summoning

[vulpesweasel]

Granted. you summon SIN and he kills everyone. Including Tidus. yey, here have a cookie.
I wish I had hair like Cloud

[e_voyager]

granted but now you must fight sephiroth who mistakes you for cloud

i wish for new head phones

[vulpesweasel]

granted, but they are burned to your head, and you are forced to listen to Yoko Ono.

I wish for...eternal love and peace.

[lucas marcone]

now your tea tastes like love...how horrid.




i wish for dinosaurs flying jets over an explodey background

[e_voyager]

granted you are not traped in a new verson of the vidoe game dinos for hire.

i wish for mint tea

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. It's on the mirror over there.


I wish I'd thought ahead earlier.

[lucas marcone]

granted as a baby you think ahead to this point in time and kick your self for not acheiveing your dreams and goals.







i wish i could stay awake