Corrupt a Wish

[blade]

You get turned into the most delicious cookie in the word...and thus are attacked by mows. 

I wish that I could make a movie.

[Suwako]

granted and you're helped by Uwe boll!

I wish I had unlimited acces to the worlds code.

[Kio]

Granted, but their only unreadable html codes...

I wishI had a picket sign like this 

[Suwako]

Granted however it's writen in mirror image

I wish I could be female for a day 

[Kio]

Granted, you get sent to work because they mistook you for anohter female

Iwish for  a better ebil laugh 

[Suwako]

Granted however you are unable to use it yourself

I wish I had some female companions to look at at work.

[Kio]

granted, they all keep way from you, hinking you are (Not using tis word)

I wish for a coloring book!

[Suwako]

Granted however all the colors you use turn into shades of grey

I wish I had like 3 gig of ram.

[Kio]

Granted, byt your computing lags realy badly

I wishI didn't owe Aiyno anything...

[Suwako]

Granted you don't owe me anything. But now owe me SOMETHING

I wish for KIo to roll onto his belly and purrrrr...

[Kio]

Granted, *on belly and is purring* *gets up8 my belly hurts

Next poster can help me make my belly not hurt..

[Lysander]

Granted, you are no longer able to purr like you once did because it would end up leading to more ache.

I wish for Rain.

[Kio]

Granted, but it's somewhere else

I wish for a million dollar bill!

[Suwako]

Granted however it expired 3 years ago.

I wish a milion in gold!

[Kio]

Granted, only in runescape...but you forgot password and the security question answers

I wish my friends would stop making me play Runescape every single day!

[Suwako]

Granted but you now have to play WOW every single day and PAY for it.

I wish I where a mow for a day,

[Malakin]

Granted but they make you play WOW, which is like runescape but more expensive

EDIT: OMG you are psychic!

Granted but the patch falls off and everyone finds out the mow was YOU

[Kio]

ummm...Granted....you get nothing!  Isay Nothing!


I wish I was a cuter babeh

[Suwako]

Granted however you grew up just a second ago.

I wish I had 3 copies of my fave cat!

[Malakin]

Granted but they all dont like you

I wish that i could fly!

*you lot post too fast :o*

[Kio]

Granted, you are a fly

I wish I was like  peter pan!

[Suwako]

Granted but you can't fly like beter pan.

I wish I could fly like a bird through the morning sky.

[Kio]

Granted, you get caught in an airplane thruster

I wish I can drive an airplane!@

[Suwako]

Granted however the airplane you can fly has no functioning ones currently in existance.

I wish that more people would post here.

[Malakin]

Granted but you out post them and they leave

I wish i could have anything i want!

[Gullible]

Granted, but you lose the ability to want anything.

I wish that however this wish is corrupted, it bounces back on the corruptor.

[Suwako]

Granted however it bounces back after from  the corruptor hitting you.

I wish to be able to log onm everywhere at once!

[Malakin]

Granted, but you computer does not have enough ram to load the pages and crashes!

I wish i could turn into what ever i would want!

[Gullible]

Granted, but you become stuck after the first change which doesn't seem like such a good idea anymore, and so you are disappointed with your form forever.

I wish for feathers.

[Kio]

Granted, but they are of an extinct species and poachers mistake you fo it and lock you in a cage for testing...

I wish for Rhubarb Pie!