11/07/08 [DMFA #920] - Oh frig.

[Jairus]

...

Okay, do we all remember what Dr. Jyrras looked like when the wheel o' death landed on Shounen-ai? Okay, now imagine what he looks like right now.

That's the expression on my face.

[Ganurath]

hotsome, smexah, and numbly

Disturbing at first, but not so bad when you consider that undeath prevents the rotting of anything that doesn't get damaged, and they are intelligent enough to consent. One just has to be gentle so as to avoid... damaging tissue.

[Jairus]

hotsome, smexah, and numbly

Disturbing at first, but not so bad when you consider that undeath prevents the rotting of anything that doesn't get damaged, and they are intelligent enough to consent. One just has to be gentle so as to avoid... damaging tissue.

Okay, I will confess that maybe Fluffy's strike-down of theories regarding the Undead having offspring should have hinted at this, but I'm starting to realize that people really have thought of all of this. I need tea.

[silentassassin]

well i personally agree with dp i meanim still trying to get the guts out of my carpet yum

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Disturbing at first, but not so bad when you consider that undeath prevents the rotting of anything that doesn't get damaged, and they are intelligent enough to consent. One just has to be gentle so as to avoid... damaging tissue.

Unless you're paying for it, what does the Undead get out of lying there like a lump of fish?

I mean, I'm sure they can find something better to do with their time than lie about letting someone else get their jollies. And then there's the cleanup afterwards...

[Gamma]

 
Alright, I'm weird enough but even I didn't want to fall into this conversation. It's nice to know people think far ahead like that as well, and well... disturbing too.

I'd even rather talk about Dark Pegasus wanting to get some Boudin.*



*Sorry, requires explanation. Boudin, a Cajun dish usually pronounced 'BOO-Dan.'
I extracted that sad joke from this post,

i had kinda guessed that he is either trying to be classy or he thinks that by being charming he can get some dan booty.

[Ganurath]

Disturbing at first, but not so bad when you consider that undeath prevents the rotting of anything that doesn't get damaged, and they are intelligent enough to consent. One just has to be gentle so as to avoid... damaging tissue.

Unless you're paying for it, what does the Undead get out of lying there like a lump of fish?

I mean, I'm sure they can find something better to do with their time than lie about letting someone else get their jollies. And then there's the cleanup afterwards...

You're assuming that the Undead in question has no emotional attachment to their partner. That alone can be enough to want to make them 'happy.'

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

... if they had an emotional attachment, wouldn't they be hitting on them? In the "gnawing at your ankles" way that Jyrras made so popular?

[Brunhidden]

always keep in mind we were told that all undead feel no pain- but only SOME undead cant feel anything else. thus it can be assumed that the majority can still feel pleasure in many things, except food, and thus sex would probably still be fine.

of course, spending a few centuries with little but sex and any other hobbies on hand.... they may just get bored with sex.... how do cubi keep interested after two thousand years?

Life is a sexually transmitted disease.

[Jairus]

of course, spending a few centuries with little but sex and any other hobbies on hand.... they may just get bored with sex.... how do cubi keep interested after two thousand years?

Well, given that under the Cubi Mind Powers mini-section they talked about how Cubi have basically seen it all, that's a really good question. My theory is that Cubi use their dream-invasion powers to invent new fetishes... but that's just me.

[Rambon]

of course, spending a few centuries with little but sex and any other hobbies on hand.... they may just get bored with sex.... how do cubi keep interested after two thousand years?

Well, given that under the Cubi Mind Powers mini-section they talked about how Cubi have basically seen it all, that's a really good question. My theory is that Cubi use their dream-invasion powers to invent new fetishes... but that's just me.

That'll be quite... weird wouldn't it? Maybe they stop caring about it, or they don't do it as often as most people believe...? 

Oh! And did anyone else notice that DP is missing one of his head horn things compared to his previous appearance?

[LigerJet]

Dude, all I said is that she's cute.  Ya'all are a buncha pervs.

[Jairus]

Hey, you started it. We're just taking this particular train of thought a little too far. Actually, way too far.

I wonder how Dan's gonna save her.

[Ganurath]

Dude, all I said is that she's cute.  Ya'all are a buncha pervs.

Or meerly desperate.

[Saist]

Dude, all I said is that she's cute.  Ya'all are a buncha pervs.

Or meerly desperate.

... you took it way beyond desperate. Right off hand, I've been grossed out along the same lines as ******, *** **** *** ***, and ******.**. Censored to prevent anybody else from figuring it out, but I have little doubt some minds will easily be able to figure the previous mind scarring events.

[Brunhidden]

just because they're dead dosent mean they aren't people anymore- they need love too

[Jairus]

just because they're dead dosent mean they aren't people anymore- they need love too

Well, the Undead article does mention that some of them try to get their old lives back and succeed. I guess that they are all that they were before they died, just... undead. Yeah, that's deep.

[Mwa]

of course, spending a few centuries with little but sex and any other hobbies on hand.... they may just get bored with sex.... how do cubi keep interested after two thousand years?

Perhaps they do other things instead, like botany and cold showers. Or indeed politics and other such amusing things. (Such as giving both sides of a conflict lots of weapons and putting the result on pay-per-view.)

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Life is a sexually transmitted disease.

... with a 100% mortality rate.

Dude, all I said is that she's cute.  Ya'all are a buncha pervs.

Yes?

Oh, that was it? I thought you were going somewhere... ;-]

[kaskar]

    You only see D.P.s arm position at the moment, before the big 'splortch' . Is he hiding a big , pump up water cannon filled with tomatoe sauce ?  ( remember the comment about the mess, could end up fun ... )

[Mao]

Well beyond the bunny being cute, I've always been fond of spell casters so I kinda hope she doesn't buy it. 

[Gamma]

Well beyond the bunny being cute, I've always been fond of spell casters so I kinda hope she doesn't buy it. 

What? Undead have to buy their own gravestones?

Great Scott that's ludicrous!!

[!KCA]

I would simply like to point out that, although I didn't notice it before, DP is, in fact, very fuzzy. (At least his chest is.)

[Ganurath]

Well beyond the bunny being cute, I've always been fond of spell casters so I kinda hope she doesn't buy it. 

What? Undead have to buy their own gravestones?

Great Scott that's ludicrous!!

I believe Mowser is shortening the phrase 'buy the farm.' Of course, this is also ludicrous since the Amazonian military isn't likely to compensate the family the departed financially, let alone sufficiently to fund the purchase of a farm, let alone when the departed has already died previously.

[Jairus]

I would simply like to point out that, although I didn't notice it before, DP is, in fact, very fuzzy. (At least his chest is.)

Hey, villains have to look good too. You think they get those ugly scars because of explosions? Heck no, those are villainous feng shui, designed to attract darkness and angst to them, and also guaranteeing them an enemy of some kind. In this case, DP has apparently decided to cultivate his chest hair fur, thus making him some form of sex god... demon... creature. In another example, Dr. Jyrras decided to use goggles to hide his al-too cute eyes from the world... wow, if Dr. Jyrras had created some form of prime-time TV starring him and only him, he'd have the world eating out of his hand in no time. Instead, he plotted world domination and got involved in shounen-aiing someone to death. Poor Dr. Jyrras.

[Janus Whitefurr]

Poor Dr. Jyrras.

It was only five hours. I swore I was almost done for. It wasn't that bad.

[Jairus]

Poor Dr. Jyrras.

It was only five hours. I swore I was almost done for. It wasn't that bad.

So cold... so very very cold...


PS: On another note, it's nice to officially meet you, Janus. I was warned way back on my first day that I'd eventually bump into you.

[Ganurath]

Poor Dr. Jyrras.

It was only five hours. I swore I was almost done for. It wasn't that bad.

Consider my brow arched.

[Jairus]

Consider my brow arched.

Warning: Shonen-ai.

[Ganurath]

Consider my brow arched.

Warning: Shonen-ai.

...I can't believe it took me this long to figure out Janus is a guy.