The ban game, v05

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because I blocked said book with my gigantic collection of books.

[Slowtini]

Jairus is banned because Hey, someone's gotta do it

[Jairus]

Both VSMIT and Slowtini are banned for banning me at the same time... which is a little strange.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned for revenge.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned for Narnia!

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned for in remembrance of Númenor.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned in remembrance of Jack Sparrow.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because Jack Sparrow isn't dead anymore.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because we had to bring him back after our little remembrance of him. Now he's not dead yet.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned in the name of the ancient Kings.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned in the name of the Ancient Queens. You know who was in charge.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned in the name of Illidan Stormrage

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned in the name of Mustrum Ridcully.

[Slowtini]

Jairus is banned in the name of Ren's deposed empress.

[Jairus]

Slowtini is banned for Ren Gaulen, since he ain't here.

[VSMIT]

Now you're banned for Ren.  Because I was going to do that.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because of his eggs.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because they will grow into dragons soon.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned for not having his dragon-raising license readily available for all to examine upon demand.

[Slowtini]

Jairus is banned for implying that such a license exists. No legal body would accept such a document

[VSMIT]

Slowtini is banned because I do have a Dragon Scroll, which practically doubles as a Dragon Breeding License.

[Jairus]

Okay, but do you have an appropriate enclosure to raise your dragons in? That's one more ban for you, Mr. VSMIT.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because my forum signature is a terrific dragon enclosure.  They never escape, and as long as people see them, they have plenty of food.

[Jairus]

Then you are banned for having not dragons, but CubiDragons! They survive by stealing the souls of those who observe them! Avert your eyes! Avert your e

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because I actually don't have any dragons with more than one pair of wings.

[yakanaj]

V is banned brcause he posted while I was working on my revenge plan for Ji-ji

[VSMIT]

Yakanaj is banned for not being able to formulate a good revenge plan quickly.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned for poking fun at yakanaj's inability to formulate plans. Give her time, and she'll come up with a doozy.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned for defending the woman who wanted to destroy you.

[e_voyager]

VSMIT is banned so that i may fill his place with a robot double.