The ban game, v05

[Jairus]

yakanaj is banned for assuming that I - someone who has been a member of the forums for about, oh, two days - would know about llearch n'n'daCorna changing his avatar often.

[yakanaj]

Jairus is banned for bad mouthing me ;p  (hehehehe..take THAT!)

[Jairus]

yakanaj is banned for resorting to childish debate methods we learned in kindergarten, and because she's got cooties.

[yakanaj]

ya, well, you're a...a...meany!

(Hehehe...Jana one: Jairus 0)

[Jairus]

yakanaj is banned because she's a big poopyhead, and needs to go sit in time out.

[yakanaj]

Jairus is banned because he too has been put in time out.

It's all your fault. ;p

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

YakanaJ is banned for sinking to Jairus level in the argument; he'll beat you with experience, Yana.

[yakanaj]

Mr. Box is banned for pointing out my faults. jerk.

[Jairus]

yakanaj and llearch n'n'daCorna are banned for not realizing that I have actually just run out of childish arguments and was about to call on religious ones.

[yakanaj]

Jairus is banned for bringing faith into this agument. that is one argument I don't want to start.

LDS people rule!

[Jairus]

yakanaj is banned for reminding me of one of my old girlfriends, who was also an LDS.

[yakanaj]

Jairus is banned for dumping his old girlfriend.

[Jairus]

yakanaj is banned for assuming that I was the one who did the dumping.

[yakanaj]

Jairus is banned for ... I don't know. I'll come up with something next time.

[Jairus]

yakanaj is banned for not having a good reason for banning me.

[yakanaj]

Jairus is banned for thinking I don't have a reason. I have one, I just haven't thought of it.

[Jairus]

Very well then. yakanaj is no longer banned for not having a reason for banning me. Instead, she is banned for not having thought up a reason for banning me yet.

[yakanaj]

Jairus is banned ofr ticking off the purple monkey from mars. Don't tick-off the purple monkeys. They don't like to be ticked off.

[Jairus]

yakanaj is banned for making Bruce Banner angry. You won't like him when he's angry.

[yakanaj]

Jairus is banned3d by the easter bunny. no chocolate for you.

[Jairus]

yakanaj is banned by Jack Skellington for not being jolly enough during X-Mas preparations.

[yakanaj]

Jairus is banned for bringing Christmas into this. I love christmas. Christmas is the best holiday of the year.

[Jairus]

Indeed it is. Which is why - as an early Christmas attempt to make me seem more naughty than you so that you get more present from Sandy Claws - I am banning you again. Bah humbug!

[yakanaj]

Jairus  is banned for not doing the jolly holly christmas dance.

[Jairus]

yakanaj is banned for not singing "This is Halloween!" Besides, isn't is "Holly Jolly Christmas?"

[yakanaj]

no, it is the jolly holly christmas dance. Jairus is banned for not doing the dance under the full moon naked. I sang the song, now it's your turn.

[Jairus]

yakanaj is banned for wanting to see me naked. Not only is that a crime again humanity, that should be one of the harbinger's of the apocalypse.

[yakanaj]

Jairus is banned for not dancing. I like to watch people dance. James dances for me. It's really quite funny (fully clothed by the way).

[Jairus]

yakanaj is banned for forcing her future husband to dance for her fully clothed, when she should be forcing him to dance for her in that outfit Azlan wore when Wildy procured his enslavement to her for a week. Complete with palm-branch fan.

[yakanaj]

Jairus is banned for imagining my future husband in that outfit. Beside, I'm saving that for our honey moon.