Give the Next poster a...

[Nikki]

OMIGAWDITSTHEBOXCARCHILDRENANDTHEY'REDEAD!!

Next poster gets King Tut >w<

[Kitsune Ascendant]

puts in one of several mysterious coffins

next poster gets a mysterious coffin. not the one I put tut in though.

[vulpesweasel]

*puts a cryogenized zombie in it*
Yay! Now Bob has a bed!
next poster gets a chocolate energy pig!

[Suwako]

"Ehm, yeah maybe later... "

Next poster gets a pair of sunglasses and keys to the house of WAX.

[King Of Hearts]

*wears the glasses and burns down the house of wax*

I just looooooooooooove the smell of Napalm in the morning.

Next poster gets to live one day in the life of Tom Cruise.

[Rowne]

Yes, this can work.  Now I can abuse many poor Scientology slaves, I can spend days upon days in a beautiful villa and have it furnished by the poor sods who aren't as influential as I.

I'll have a yunnan tea, with little biscuits.  Chop, chop!

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The next poster gets to pen a plan in which we shift the Earth's orbit a good distance away from the sun, thus aiding with providing a solution to global warming (those who like the heat can just cancerify themselves with sunbeds instead!).

A successful plan would result in an average of 18 centigrade in the summer months of even the most arid regions.

[bill]

Right, would everyone in Western Europe jump up and down... NOW.


Done.



Next poster gets to start an internet cliche involving dolphins.

[Kitsune Ascendant]

*spreads rumors that a dolphin beat chuck noris in a fight, and lets the internet population do the rest*

next poster gets a chaos emerald

[Rowne]

Woo!  I can teleport.  All I have to do is say Chaos Control or something.  Still, it's not the coolest of teleportation systems.  All the groovy cats use the old finger-snap, be he Ganon, Q or someone else entirely.

The next poster gets a Planet Inna Box (complete with sentient life, only while stocks last!).

[Kitsune Ascendant]

cool. *starts messing with the dominant lifeforms*


next poster gets a heavy repeating blaster

[Suwako]

*Dominates the world*

Next poster gets Japanese magnetic shielding.

[Rowne]

Hm, this is interesting but I shall reinvent these shields to protect one from magnetic forces, rather than to use magnetic forces to protect oneself.  Since nobody likes EMPs.

The next person to post gets a windsurfing board retrofitted with solar sails.

[Miaka]

...um.... right,.... what am i going to do wth this now?

the next person gets a script of beauty and the beast, complete with notes, doodles of who-knows what, and the lines for the Narrator and bookseller highlighted.

[Kitsune Ascendant]

...right. I'll figure out what to do with this later

next poster gets a tribble.

[ElectroMotive]

don't have any clue to what this is... but it dosen't mean I can't sell it!

Next poster gets half the earnings from selling the tribble

[e_voyager]

puts it in his closet vault along with other shiny things.

the next poster gets a hamburger with everthing on it including a hotdoge. a friend taught me hot to make then this way.

[King Of Hearts]

*finds a kitchen sink underneath the buns*

yep... looks like you got everything.

next poster gets a year supply of bikini wax!

[e_voyager]

is this good on latiaum?

the next post get a met hat. (it's like a vibanum  shield you wear on you head) and for people that don't know how heat mets are to kill.  their hats are like trying to blast Through captan America's shield.

[CutMan]

*Puts the hat on just in the nick of time and hides under it just as a nuclear bomb goes off. I'm safe!

I give the next poster a sense of humor.

[e_voyager]

looks at the humer chip and shrugs putting it away for later.

the next poster gets  wait did i give away dash boots yet?

[Suwako]

*suspect that aiyno gets nothing  *

Next poster gets a spore acount.

[e_voyager]

poor Aiyno the boots are yours you know i'm just not sure how many pair i've given away.

the next poster gets a scanner helmet upgrade, new and improved fin hidden passages ans use no weapon energy doing it.

[CutMan]

Hey, sweet! Only one problem....I don't use any energy throwing Rolling Cutters. *Throws Item in "Useless Items" Bin.*

The next poster will receive a Queen album.....most likely their greatest hits.....complete with 'Bohemian Rhapsody' and 'Killer Queen.'

[e_voyager]

does it have seven sea of rye? score.
also all wily / light both use weapon energy. the item you throw are made form programable mater that your weapon synthesise into the weapon. that why  i can use the weapon when i copy the planes and why my items of your weapon is limited but yours are limitless.

the next poster gets a wily war's history lesson.

[Rowne]

... but but ... I already knew about Wily Wars for the Sega Mega Drive.  It had the first three Megaman games which had been recreated for the platform and with improved graphics, no less.  Fortunately, a number of glitches from the NES games had been removed in the process.  Unfortunately, one of those glitches made a certain part of the first game much easier and I missed that whilst playing the Wily Wars.  Oh how I missed it.  *Cough.*

The next person to post gets the history lesson that I didn't need.

[e_voyager]

ah yes the thunder wave glitch how i miss it. oh well

the next poster gets the robogater skin. the sill thing attacked me on the way into my home.

[Suwako]

*Takes the skin and sells in on E-bay*

Next poster gets a motorcycle, and joins the Hells Angels

[King Of Hearts]

*wears a vintage kraut helmet, a leather vest, and grows a handlebar moustache*

Im on the highway to hell~ yeah on the highway to hell~

*goes off to eat at a random roadside diner*

Next poster gets to be the proprietor of said roadside diner.

[e_voyager]

welcome to my restaurant. we serve all kings of food here what will you have?

the next poster gets to leave the tip

[Suwako]

leaves some strange tjech coins. labelled 100.

Next poster steals the tip from the table not knowing how little a 100 is.