Lies! And slander!

[e_voyager]

Jairus is too kind and at the same time his evil rivals that of Wily's forte

[Jairus]

e_voyager has forgotten the point of the game. Are you and Slowtini currently sharing a brain?

[Azlan]

Belay that!  Obviously Jairus, e_voyager and Slowtini are the most intelligent people on this forum... perhaps the entire world... no UNIVERSE!

[Jairus]

And Azlan is the only one who can oppose us. Give yourself to the Dark Side, Azlan... we have cake. And Lions aren't as cute as Foxes.

[e_voyager]

Jairus's kindness has jumped another notch and he does realise that kind evil people are more rare then people with godlike powers and mortal minds.

[Jairus]

Meanwhile, e_voyager's latest cloning attempt has added at least ten points to his IQ score.

[e_voyager]

Jairus has fails once again at trying to understand me. i put myself in robot from

[Jairus]

e_voyager needs to recalibrate his systems. After all, if his advanced systems can't properly say "Jairus has failed once again at trying to understand me," he needs a tune-up.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Jairus is obviously smarter than your average bear...

[Jairus]

Well, Boxy-boy, looks like you got yaself a nice pic-a-nic basket there!

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Jairus appears to comprehend fully the idea behind this thread.

[Ryudo Lee]

llearch is really a robot in disguise.

[Jairus]

Ryudo Lee's true identity is Starscream, and he plans to back-stab Amber and take over DMFA! Clockworkers, transform and roll out! *kerchackkerchak!*

[e_voyager]

Jairus envies me wishing for a true robotic form but clings to his flesh and blood form out of fear.

[Jairus]

e_voyager is unaware of my continual cybernetic modifications that bridge the gap between man and machine, giving me the best of both worlds.

[e_voyager]

Jairus has slowed his progress fearing that he'll be judged guilty by a megaduse like big duo for have the foolishness of both man and machine.

[Jairus]

e_voyager test fired Big Fau's drill arms without first securing replacement limbs.

[e_voyager]

Jairus is soon to receive a bill for making me wasts so many spare bodies when i'm not even trying to conquer or save the world.

[Jairus]

Since you are not using those bodies for either good or ill, it isn't my fault.

[e_voyager]

Jairus does not realize that strength is very important to me and when not dealing out chaos or balance i must concrete on improving my own strength.

[Jairus]

Unfortunately, your obsession with strength has led to you enhancing yourself so much that should you hold your loved ones in your arms, you would break them in two.

[Pagan]

Jairus thinks this game is boring with just two players, and that the back-and-forth is totally lame.

[Jairus]

Pagan's true identity is Hecate, goddess of the wilderness and childbirth.

[Ryudo Lee]

Jairus is really an ordinary earthworm.  And if any of the rest of you were paying attention, it would've been completely obvious from the beginning.

[Angel]

Ryudo Lee isn't even human. He is, in fact, HAL from 2001, and is plotting to destroy us all.

[Mao]

Angel isn't an angel at all.

[Jairus]

Mowser is neither a mouse nor fuzzy nor a fluffball.

[Pagan]

Jay's name is totally a rip off Jyrras.

[Jairus]

Pagan enjoys dancing naked at midnight on the night of a full-moon in worship of the loving Earth Goddess, thus ensuring a healthy harvest for all in his area.

[GabrielsThoughts]

Jarius is in fact Jyrras evil clone from the fourth dimension. Living for only the desire to conquer parallel dimensions and become their feudal ruler...so far he's only managed to take over the operations of wal-mart. but soon, maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow he will use this leverage to control the president of the united states...and then the world.