Ask the All Purpose Fox - Enterprise!

[Castle Pokemetroid]

Who wants chowder?

[Roureem Egas]

I'mma shave away part of those questions away. Then shred 'em and burn it in a pretty little match fire.

Yes, well. Here's one llearch can't google, then.

I can give sight to sightless eyes,
sound to deafened ears,
I'm made of dust and human lies,
but never felt a fear,
I'm a friend forever tripping traps,
but you I'll always blame,
I stare at you and you stare back,
and I burn within my chains

What am I?

Darkness.

Who wants chowder?

Barf timez.

[Cogidubnus]

Darkness.

It's not darkness.

A hint - you're looking at the answer right now. Sort of.

[Lushin]

Your reflexation. Also Paneeny wants Chowder.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

It's not darkness.

A hint - you're looking at the answer right now. Sort of.

Oh. What an airy answer.

[Cogidubnus]

Oh. What an airy answer.

One more guess, maybe?

It's an object. -Everyone- here uses one.

[Darkdragon]

Does it have something to do with sight?

[Lushin]

I'm thinking either Shadow or reflexion.

[Cogidubnus]

It's a computer.

I can give sight to sightless eyes,
sound to deafened ears,
I'm made of dust and human lies,
but never felt a fear,
I'm a friend forever tripping traps,
but you I'll always blame,
I stare at you and you stare back,
and I burn within my chains

I can give sight to sightless eyes,
sound to deafened ears-

Computer technology has reached the point where certain cases of blindness and deafness can be, if not 'cured', than mitigated. People who have been deaf all their lives can hear, blind people see, and soforth.

I'm made of dust and human lies,
but never felt a fear,

Dust - silicon. Human lies refers to operating systems. And, of course, computers cannot fear. They're machines.

I'm a friend forever tripping traps,
but you I'll always blame,

Computers break a lot. This is generally blamed on the user. Computers can't make 'mistakes' as such, although llearch informs me that this is a difference of opinion between himself and the person I heard this from.

I stare at you and you stare back,
and I burn within my chains

You're staring at a monitor right now. And, of course, computers run pretty hot. They also have quite a few cables they're tethered to.

And thus was my riddle.

[techmaster-glitch]

Ho-ly-crap! My sister actually guessed this riddle correct!

Why didn't I post her answer?!? Whyyyyyyy???
It's because I'm made of pure fail, isn't it?

[Lushin]

Ho-ly-crap! My sister actually guessed this riddle correct!

Why didn't I post her answer?!? Whyyyyyyy???
It's because I'm made of pure fail, isn't it?

Not pure Fail but 85% Fail.

[VSMIT]

Where's the other fifteen percent?

[Lushin]

Still undecided. He can't be pure fail as he would be dead.

[King Of Hearts]

Knowing is half the battle... what's the other half?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Knowing is half the battle... what's the other half?

85%.

[Azriel]

Knowing is half the battle... what's the other half?

the other half is to get up and do it...or for the incredibly lazy...the effort it takes to type/write in the answer

[roninfoxtail]

What time is the teatime of infinity? I'd hate to miss it, wouldn't you?

[Roureem Egas]

Knowing is half the battle... what's the other half?

Exploiting whatcha know, in various awesome ways. Or just swinging that hammer over and over again cause that can solve anything. Especially if it shoots lighting.

Knowing is half the battle... what's the other half?

85%.

Knowing is half the battle... what's the other half?

the other half is to get up and do it...or for the incredibly lazy...the effort it takes to type/write in the answer

Fail. *burns*

What time is the teatime of infinity? I'd hate to miss it, wouldn't you?

Somewhere over the rainbow. I'd go, maybe, but I'm too freaking busy with paperwork.

[Azlan]

Knowing is half the battle... what's the other half?

85%.

*Meteo*

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

*Meteo*

Who's that?

[VSMIT]

So when is Ink going to punish llearch and Azriel?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Do I get to suggest punishments?

[e_voyager]

too bad i wasn't here to try and answer it.  still here is an easy one

I have millions of eyes yet i live in darkness
i have millions of ears yet only four lobes.
what am i? 

[Azriel]

How can I avoid punishment?

[VSMIT]

Isn't one of the rules of this thread to not answer questions unless you're an APF?

[roninfoxtail]

Did VISMIT break another rule in the form of answering by asking a question?

[Darkdragon]

I have millions of eyes yet i live in darkness
i have millions of ears yet only four lobes.
what am i? 

"I have no muscles, yet I rule two hemispheres." should be the last line, and the answer is the brain; is that not correct?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Do I have more company in burnination, now?

[shadowterm]

If water is polar, why doesn't it stick to a magnet?

[e_voyager]

why is this less fun then when only the APFs were answering the questions?