The ban game, v03

[e_voyager]

VSMIT is banned for the sake of repetitive baning( insert running gag here)

[VSMIT]

Spanky is banned for the sake of reviving an old joke.

[e_voyager]

VSMIT is banned for not supporting the caption/ airlock party of BSG

[VSMIT]

e_voyager is banned for not informing me of the caption/airlock party of BSG.

[Ren Gaulen]

VSMIT is banned to break this chain of repetitive bans. Combo Breaker! Sort of.

[e_voyager]

Ren Gaulen is banned because this is what i've been waiting for

[Ren Gaulen]

E_voyager is banned by the power of my Ban-Kai. And while he is banned into the next dimension, he receives a delicious cake.

[LionHeart]

Ren is banned because the ca...

Well, you know.

[Ren Gaulen]

LionHeart is banned because in Soviet Russia, the cake is the truth. But it tastes like cardboard. *om-nom-nom* Yeah, like cardboard...

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Ren Gaulen is banned because in Soviet Russia, the lie is a cake, which is delicious and moist.

[Ren Gaulen]

Llearch is benned because if the lie is a cake, then what was I eating? A cardboard box?!

[Valynth]

Ren is banned for eating llearch.

[Ryudo Lee]

Valynth is banned for not only ninja'ing me, but also being on the same mental wavelength as me. (I was gonna say that!)

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Ryudo Lee is banned for thinking I might be digestible.

[Ryudo Lee]

llearch is banned because I wasn't saying that.  You can be eaten and not be digested.  Although it would cause a horrible (and in Ren's case, funny) blockage.

[Ren Gaulen]

Ryudo and Valynth are banned for thinking that I was eating Llearch (or, rather, Llearch's box). Have I even once said that I was eating Llearch?! Last time I tried that he melted my face. I'm not trying it again.

[Valynth]

Ren is banned for having a melty face.  Really, you should get that fixed.

[Ryudo Lee]

Valynth is banned for suggesting that Ren get a facelift.

[Ren Gaulen]

Ryudo is banned because I regenerate faster than Zerg!! I'm getting tired of repeating that.

[Valynth]

Ren is banned because Zerg players don't heal their units, they grow new ones.

[Ren Gaulen]

Valynth is banned because I am not a Zerg player.

[Ryudo Lee]

Ren is banned for playing Protoss.

[Ren Gaulen]

Ryudo is banned because I don't play "StarCraft" at all nowdays.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Ren Gaulen is banned for not playing StarCraft.

[Ren Gaulen]

Llearch is banned for "StarCraft" enforcement.

[Cogidubnus]

Ren Gaulen is banned for resisting the enforcement. He must now construct two thousand additional pylons.

[Ren Gaulen]

Cog is banned because I have covered most of the *censored* Shakuras with those *censored* pylons...

...it ownz...

[Valynth]

Ren is banned because I want these mother*censored* pylons off this mother*censored* planet.

[Ren Gaulen]

Valynth is banned because I'm friggin' tired of lugging those goddamn pylons all over the place. YES, I HAD TO DO IT MANUALLY!! Goddamn Arcturus with his goddamn training program... *grumble, grumble*

I'm not moving them.

[e_voyager]

Ren Gaulen is banned for not asking for help moving the pylons.