The ban game, v04

[VSMIT]

Slowtini is banned for fun.

[e_voyager]

VSMIT is banned because the universe is a cold place even if the stars are hot.

[Ren Gaulen]

E_voyager is banned to celebrate the fact that I have managed to vanquish the evil spirit that has taken over my body earlier. Ren is back, and bans are going to roll!!

[e_voyager]

Ren is banned 'because the cats alive are turning to stone, and they decide the fate darkness or light in the city built before the first gods.'

[Ren Gaulen]

E_voyager is banned for confusing me again. If I fail another sanity check, E, I swear I'll.. do something. Something horrible.

[Cogidubnus]

Ren is banned for not failing his sanity check. Now I'm curious.

[Ren Gaulen]

Cogidubnus is banned for wanting me to fail my sanity check and go on a rampage. I have just learned that I wiped out some village during my last Chaos-induced trip.

[Slowtini]

Ren is banned because Yay! Ren's Back!  

[Suwako]

Slowtini is banned.

Rennab si initwols esuaceb fo live seeb. 

[Ren Gaulen]

Aiyno is banned for invoking the evil bees. Meanwhile, the evil bees are cleaved and smote. Each one separately. JUSTICE!!

[Slowtini]

Ren Gaulen is banned for not having a license to cleave.

[VSMIT]

Slowtini is banned for not having a license to do evil experiments on slowpokes and dratinis.

[Valynth]

VSMIT is banned for standing in the way of science.

[VSMIT]

Valynth is banned because I have nothing against science.  I just have something against crimes against nature and God.

[Valynth]

VSMIT is banned for forgeting what science is.

[Raffe]

Valynth is banned for remembering forbidden science

[e_voyager]

Deebs' giraffe is banned in order to restore science to power

[Raffe]

e is banned to get more power

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Deebs' giraffe is banned because power corrupts, and absolute power is kinda neat.

No, hang on. Power corrupts, and we need more power!
.. No, let's try again. Power corrupts, and atomic power corrupts atomically.

[Slowtini]

llearch is banned because
You've got the touch
You've got the power
When all hell's breaking loose,
you'll be riding the eye of the storm
You've got the heart
You've got the motion
You know when things get too tough
You've got the touch

[Ren Gaulen]

Slowtini is banned for singing my song!! Now I must sing it too!
It's in the blood, it's in the will
It's in the mighty hands of steel
When you're standing your ground

And you never get hit when your back's to the wall
Gonna fight to the end and you're taking it all

You got the touch!
You got the power!

When all hell's breaking loose
You'll be riding the eye of the storm

[Raffe]

Ren is banned by roman incendiary war pigs.

[Ren Gaulen]

Deebs' is banned be prince Vladimir's amphibious boats. Constantinople was conquered with their help, so Deebs' stands no chance.

[Raffe]

Ren is banned by cannon-laden elephants

[Ren Gaulen]

Deebs' is banned by his own elephants, when they stampede over him running away from thousands of rabid mice.

[Raffe]

Ren is banned by the plague

[Ren Gaulen]

Deebs' is banned by the FoxDie virus.

[Raffe]

Ren is banned by an undead fox

[Ren Gaulen]

Deebs' is banned by undead Snake (I mean Liquid Snake, of course).

[Raffe]

Ren is banned by bees