Lions and tigers and... brain eating bears?

Started by Ryudo Lee, May 19, 2008, 09:11:46 PM

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Ryudo Lee

May 19, 2008, 09:11:46 PM
http://www.cbc.ca/canada/british-columbia/story/2008/05/16/bc-bear-mauls-man.html

So this guy gets attacked by a grizzly, and one of the thoughts going through his mind is "he's eating my brain, I can feel it".

Brain eating bears.  That makes it a zombie grizzly right?

Thanks to Taski & Silverfoxr for the artwork!

Raffe

#1
May 19, 2008, 09:20:09 PM
Delicious brains, you must eat them.
Hooray ellipsis!

Don

#2
May 19, 2008, 09:54:53 PM

Kinda strange how the bear stopped after those specific thoughts of "i don't want to die, i'm too young to die, etc.." were said.

Zedd

#3
May 19, 2008, 10:36:36 PM
Brain eating bears? Nah..Thats silly

Alondro

#4
May 19, 2008, 11:50:06 PM
Brains are fatty and high-energy!  Bears like to eat fatty foods. 

Plus, brains go good with fava beans and a nice chianti.   >:3

No wait, that's person liver.  Anyone know what goes well with human brains?   :confused
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Darkmoon

#5
May 20, 2008, 12:06:50 AM
Cajun Salt.
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Magic

#6
May 20, 2008, 12:08:14 AM
They're best eaten without anything else with it, served by frying it just a little bit over a Korean style grill or heated plate depending on your preference of meat cooking.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noupHDxmUTE
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#7
May 20, 2008, 07:47:12 AM
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You warned, so I won't complain.



...Though to be honest I would have expected them to be similar to sheep's brains in flavour and cooking style. Perhaps they'd go well with a nice, thick gravy. Yes? No?

Brunhidden

#8
May 20, 2008, 09:41:57 AM
funny, ive heard salsa is the best flavoring.... but then again most people probably have some very bland brains, i wonder if scientists, deranged criminals, or writers have better tasting grey matter.....
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and drink it from a fountain;
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Cogidubnus

#9
May 20, 2008, 09:53:07 AM
Quote from: Brunhidden on May 20, 2008, 09:41:57 AM
funny, ive heard salsa is the best flavoring....

Fava beans and a nice chianti?

Alondro

#10
May 20, 2008, 10:00:48 AM
Quote from: Cogidubnus on May 20, 2008, 09:53:07 AM
Quote from: Brunhidden on May 20, 2008, 09:41:57 AM
funny, ive heard salsa is the best flavoring....

Fava beans and a nice chianti?

Uhm, I kinda mentioned that already.  And that was for liver, which I also noted.

You fail! 

We eat UR brainz now!   :zombiekun2
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Cogidubnus

#11
May 20, 2008, 10:07:57 AM
Quote from: Alondro on May 20, 2008, 10:00:48 AM

Uhm, I kinda mentioned that already.  And that was for liver, which I also noted.

You fail! 

We eat UR brainz now!   :zombiekun2

Don't forget the salsa, then. I recommend On the Border's. That stuff is delicious.

Brunhidden

#12
May 20, 2008, 10:15:59 AM
bbrrrrraaaainnnnnsss...............................nnooo bbraainnnnss.....
Some will fall in love with life,
and drink it from a fountain;
that is pouring like an avalanche,
coming down the mountain.

Ren Gaulen

#13
May 20, 2008, 10:22:10 AM
The brains are indeed good for you.And answering Ryudo's question, no, eating brains does not make you a zombie. But being a zombie makes you eat brains. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeat...


Brunhidden

#14
May 20, 2008, 10:56:56 AM
sing it! - all we wanna do is eat your brains...
Some will fall in love with life,
and drink it from a fountain;
that is pouring like an avalanche,
coming down the mountain.

Ryudo Lee

#15
May 20, 2008, 12:45:34 PM
We're not unreasonable.  I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes...

Thanks to Taski & Silverfoxr for the artwork!

llearch n'n'daCorna

#16
May 20, 2008, 12:56:11 PM
I will!
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#17
May 20, 2008, 12:56:33 PM
Quote from: Ryudo Lee on May 20, 2008, 12:45:34 PM
We're not unreasonable.  I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes...

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GabrielsThoughts

#18
May 20, 2008, 01:43:45 PM
It was clearly a Zombie... I think it'll take more than a bullet to stop that one.
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Ren Gaulen

#19
May 20, 2008, 01:45:40 PM
Quote from: GabrielsThoughts on May 20, 2008, 01:43:45 PM
It was clearly a Zombie... I think it'll take more than a bullet to stop that one.

How about using a rocket propelled chainsaw?


GabrielsThoughts

#20
May 21, 2008, 12:02:36 AM


your right, this could work. Now all we need is John West  and and someone to film it.
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Victoire Épique

#21
May 21, 2008, 05:29:02 AM
Quote from: Ren Gaulen on May 20, 2008, 01:45:40 PM
Quote from: GabrielsThoughts on May 20, 2008, 01:43:45 PM
It was clearly a Zombie... I think it'll take more than a bullet to stop that one.

How about using a rocket propelled chainsaw?

To the head, of course.

Zedd

#22
May 21, 2008, 09:26:58 PM
Quote from: GabrielsThoughts on May 21, 2008, 12:02:36 AM


your right, this could work. Now all we need is John West  and and someone to film it.

Brunhidden

#23
May 22, 2008, 04:43:31 PM
now, try to carry enough ammo
Some will fall in love with life,
and drink it from a fountain;
that is pouring like an avalanche,
coming down the mountain.

Ryudo Lee

#24
May 22, 2008, 04:54:55 PM
You could carry three shots at most, with one in the launcher strapped to your back, and one in a box in each hand.  Otherwise you'll have to have a truck and go mobile.

Thanks to Taski & Silverfoxr for the artwork!

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