02/11/08 [DMFA #877] - Does this robe make me look fat?

[Madmann135]

Girly long hair. Robe-Dress. High-heel shoes, ostensibly for balance practice.

I'm beginning to see a pattern here...

If Widly was your friend you would wear the robe every time you knew she might be around to keep your own tail safe, not to mention legs, arms and other body parts.

High heel shoes are good for balance practice because in them your feet are in uncomfortable angles, you need more concentration for walking and your preception is off because of the new hight.  Running and jumping are just more difficult. 
I wear heavy steel toed boots most of the time and when I switch to light tennis shoes I feel much faster, because I am.  Last time I checked by a margin of 20%-40% faster (depending on the shoes and such).

[Tezkat]

..........So Tez, where was it you live at? >_>

I live in my own little world, of course. Did you want directions?

[Kenji]

..........So Tez, where was it you live at? >_>

I live in my own little world, of course. Did you want directions?

Just an address to deliver a... package. Yes, a package. >_>

[Dracora]

There have to be better ways of practicing balance than high heels. I personally have great balance but can't walk in heels at all normally. Plus Dan's a cat, don't cats usually have good balance anyway? >_>

[pyrohamster]

yes but you can always use more practice.

[Kayriel]

Hmm, Dan and Abel could star in a remake of the 80-'s sitcom "Bosom Buddies".   

And ya know, why do all Amber's characters look feminine?   

Who cares? Abel is sexy. Dan's gettin' there, too. More <3 to the cookie, though, first and foremost.

[Netrogo]

And ya know, why do all Amber's characters look feminine?   

Didn't Amber answer that question in a 'Questions from the readers' comic? I'm too lazy to look it up, and I know there's atleast a dozen people who have it memorized and will post it for me anyways


Also I'm jumping on the 'love Wildy's face in the third panel' band wagon. It's adorable.

[e_voyager]

great. now i need to repair  no rebuild the wagon. what is with people jumping on these wagons? huh is it yo much to ask that you simply board them?

[Naldru]

And ya know, why do all Amber's characters look feminine?   

Didn't Amber answer that question in a 'Questions from the readers' comic? I'm too lazy to look it up, and I know there's atleast a dozen people who have it memorized and will post it for me anyways


Also I'm jumping on the 'love Wildy's face in the third panel' band wagon. It's adorable.

Found it

[Netrogo]

Found it

Called it.

[Kenji]

Found it

Called it.

My, Fluffy seems to have lost weight since that comic...

[Kayriel]

Did anyone else notice Dan doesn't have a reflection? D= Oooooh, ominous. Also, that Amber doesn't seem to want to draw Wildy in profile?

[Naldru]

Did anyone else notice Dan doesn't have a reflection? D= Oooooh, ominous. Also, that Amber doesn't seem to want to draw Wildy in profile?

I'm not sure if you would see a reflection if a perpendicular line from the mirror went through Dan and the viewer.

I'm sure that Amber has drawn Wildy in profile in a number of locations, such as here,  here, here, and here.


Edit:
And don't forget here.

Second edit:

Regarding the comment that Wildy was almost always in profile.

You shouldn't say things like that to an engineer.   Now I feel compelled to do a statistical analysis of past appearances of Wildy with a regression study to see if there are any long-term trends.

[Kayriel]

Did anyone else notice Dan doesn't have a reflection? D= Oooooh, ominous. Also, that Amber doesn't seem to want to draw Wildy in profile?

I'm not sure if you would see a reflection if a perpendicular line from the mirror went through Dan and the viewer.

I'm sure that Amber has drawn Wildy in profile in a number of locations, such as here,  here, here, and here.

The first was a semi-joke, the latter meant SPECIFICALLY in the current flashback, as anyone who's read through the archives has seen Wildy almost always in profile. =P

[topher chee]

i heard "your fat butt makes you look fat" in John Leguizamo's "The Pest"


just thought i'd throw it in

[kaskar]

 
      You'll never see anything romantic between rhese two, they know each other too much ...  Wildy is Dan's eternal goad ...

     (   Also, you can understand the rage, when the robe was 'modified' by Abel, magic, ( and emotion ),  is conductive ...   Bzzapppp !!!!!  )

[e_voyager]

is that why he as lighting blasted across the room?  and not just singed?

[Netrogo]

is that why he as lighting blasted across the room?  and not just singed?

It wasn't actually lighting. If I'm not mistaken that was just the sparkly effect from Fi bursting out of the sword and tackling Dan.

[e_voyager]

ah thank ye. i was wondering about that ever since i herd that the robe was able to dampen magical attacks.