The ban game.

[meany]

Ren is banned for the crimes of heresy, blasphemy, and sacrilege in not know what the Road Rovers are.

[Ren Gaulen]

Meany is banned for I, the Undefeated of the North, have discovered the truth behind the "Road Rovers".

[meany]

Ren is banned for discovering such a truth.

[Ren Gaulen]

Meany is banned for trying to hide the truth.

[meany]

Ren is banned for forgetting that since I am evil, it's required I do so.

[Ren Gaulen]

Meany is banned for forgetting that I am THE SWORD THAT BANS EVIL.

[meany]

Ren is banned for forgetting that he has horrible aim, and thus can't ban anything.

[Ren Gaulen]

Meany is banned because I have strong allies with perfect aim who can aid me in banning the Evil.
Cover before the might of the CORE Commander!

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Ren Gaulen is banned back to exile. ;-]

[meany]

llearch is banned for conspiring to assassinate her Holiness the Space-Pope without express premission from the Space-Catholic Church.

[Ren Gaulen]

Meany is banned for spreading heresy.

[meany]

Ren is banned because the Undefeated of the West and I have conspired against him and Master Asia!

[Ren Gaulen]

Meany along with the Undefeated of the West are defeated and banned by Dio Brando on the Evangelion.

[meany]

Dio Brando and the Evangelion are destroyed by the mysterious Undefeated of the West.

And Master Asia and Ren are banned by me.

[Ren Gaulen]

Even though we are now defeated and banned, you, Meany, and your elusive ally will be punished by Justice. At this moment she is busy being cute, though.

Meanwhile you are banned for destroying the Evangelion. Do you know how much it costs to rebuild this thing??

[meany]

Ren is banned for not getting the Evangelion insured for this situation.

[Ren Gaulen]

Meany is banned because suddenly Dio in the Evangelion is back from the dead!

[meany]

Ren is banned because suddenly, both of them are dragged down into the fiery pit by my good friend Lucifer.

[Ren Gaulen]

Meanwhile, Meany is smote and banned by my good friend Michael (the archangel, not some other Michael).

[meany]

*Meany produces a picture, shows it to Michael who pales and flies away screaming* Ren is banned for thinking I wouldn't have any blackmail on Michael.

[Kitsune Ascendant]

Meany is banned by the smite-o-matic 9001

[VSMIT]

Kitsune is banned by the <ZOT> gun of the Oracle.

[meany]

VSMIT is banned under the power of the Deplanitizer.

[Ren Gaulen]

Meany is banned by a chrono legionnaire tampering with the timeline.

[Pagan]

Ren Gaulen's banned cause I've got the sick and can't think straight.

[Kitsune Ascendant]

Pagan is banned in a freak accident involving 400 gallons of cough syrup and 128 bottles of tylenol

[meany]

Kitsune is banned in a dark and twisted ritual involving 400 metric tons of lime gelatin, Rosy O'Donnell, and a duck.

[Ren Gaulen]

Meany is banned because I'm going slightly mad. It finally happened. I'm slightly mad.

Actually, I always was like that, but Meany is banned anyway.

[meany]

Ren is banned because we're all mad here.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

meany is banned because he's one card short of a full deck, he's not quite the full shilling, he's driving on only three wheels these days, but my dear how are you?