Re: The Fortunately/Unfortunately Game!

[GabrielsThoughts]

fortunately, it is Sunday, and dairy queen doesn't open until 11:00am.

[lucas marcone]

unfortunately the military finds him first and force him to be the first man to undergo cryogenics resulting in his awakeinging in a time where america is ruled my buisnesses and are slaves to tv and advertisement strewnabout everywhere. kudos to anyone who gets the refrence

[Ryudo Lee]

Fortunately, he gets a bad case of future shock and is subsequently unaffected by the powers of tv and advertisements.

[GabrielsThoughts]

unfortunately that didn't stop him from buying lots of useless techno junk.

[lucas marcone]

fortunately he needed it.

[Zedd]

Unfortunately Apanmans arch rival and main badguy Baikinman(Germ man) came along and broke in and stole all the cool junk he needed to play some hot beats

[lucas marcone]

fortunately it was all a dream and he really woke up on the planet of amazons after being shot into space in order for the militarty to hide a failed project. (thanks bush)

[Angel]

Unfortunately, the Amazons see him as a threat and ready their weapons.

[Ryudo Lee]

Fortunately, he's too sexy for his own good and they decide instead of shooting him to death, he'll be put to death by snoo-snoo.

[xHaZxMaTx]

Unfortunately, he's still being put to death.

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(I was thinking of how to incorporate snoo-snoo into this, as well.)

[DarkAudit]

Fortunately, it's still by snoo-snoo.

[Ryudo Lee]

Unfortunately, he's told that he's going to get snoo-snoo'd by the large women... then the petite women... then the beautiful women... then the large women again... which will make him die of a crushed pelvis.

[lucas marcone]

fortunately the large women are still looking for the small green man.

[Zedd]

Unfortunately, They never found him or any trace of the squishy alien wuss

[lucas marcone]

fortunately that left more amazons for our space hero

[Azlan]

unfortunately, the death... remember the being put to death part... snoo-snoo or not... it is still death!

[Castle Pokemetroid]

Fortunatly, an army appears and the amazons must defend themselves, rather than snoo-snoo.

[lucas marcone]

unfortunately they chain him up for later

[Ryudo Lee]

Fortunately, he happens to be an ameteur escape artist and is able to get out of the chains and get away.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Unfortunately, being amateur, he leaves one of the chains attached...

[Ryudo Lee]

Fortunately, it's not connected to anything but him, so he's still able to get away.

[DarkAudit]

Unfortunately the chain's so heavy, "away" is only about 10 feet from his previous spot before he's discovered.

[lucas marcone]

fortunately he realizes less gravity! now if he could only stop watching space amazon boobs in less than earth gravity.

[Ryudo Lee]

Unfortunately he's too mezmerized by the boobs to do much of anything else.

[Zedd]

Fortunately, There was a giant astroid that killed all the amazons so he could contuine his journey

[DarkAudit]

Unfortunately, he's too heartbroken by the loss of the Amazon boobies to do anything right now.

[lucas marcone]

fortunately he found the strenth to push on when he heard about the new amazons gone wild dvds

[Boog]

Unfortunately, Amazon tribes have recently started accepting Pre-op transgenders.

[lucas marcone]

fortunately.....look do you reallllllly want me to go there?

[Ryudo Lee]

Unfortunately... yes.  Yes he does.