I COME IN PEACE!

[Sajoli]

Er... hi.

DON"T EAT ME!!!
I swear, I've been a big fan of DMFA for a few months at the very least and I haven't just joined to make fun of everybody and I'm not Perez Hilton or Paris Hilton or Linsay Lohan and I'M NOT HERE TO KILL ANYBODY!

So it's very nice to meet all of you, and I dearly hope we can be friends and I won't be defenestrated along the way.
Have a cookieful day!

[xHaZxMaTx]

I come in peace shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill. I come in peace shoot to kill. Scotty, beam me up!

Hi.

[techmaster-glitch]

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but 'peace' doesn't exist here. And, as HazMatx has demonstrated, niether does sanity. Except in very small pockets guarded from the forumites by a select few, of which I am one. If you ever find yourself in need of a dose of sanity, I should be avaliable

I am !

[Zedd]

Well I am glad to see somewhere that has a senice of humor....Unlike some people who remain nameless and never spoken. Bill But enjoy yourself here and mind the maddess and keep your sanity at the door!

[bill]

Oh hi there.

[Faerie Alex]

Live-long and prosper!

Erm...just do it without your sanity. Leave that in the marked bins. Yeah.

[Zina]

Welcome and stuff.

[Azlan]

I come in peace...

You leave in pieces... 

[bill]

If at all.

[Brunhidden]

a bit of a spaz for your first impression, feel free to join in anywhere and ask us anything.

CHUNKY!

[Darkmoon]

I come in peace shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill. I come in peace shoot to kill. Scotty, beam me up!

Hi.

Ah, another Scorched Earth fan, I see.

[Sajoli]

It seems... sanity is not welcome here...

Where were those marked bins again? And what if I lose my sanity in them? What if somebody steals it? Can you steal sanity here? Would anybody want mine? Can you sell sanity here? That would be awesome. I'm sure I could buy like an iPod or something with the earnings. Or another laptop. Or a top hat.

Can you buy top hats here, too? Aw man, I think I'm gonna like this place.

...There better be tophats here... 

[techmaster-glitch]

Where is what's-his-name...LionHeart...he will explain all proper sanity procedures.
And give you a free souvenir coffe mug!

[bill]

We have bucket hats, but no top hats. Soz.

[xHaZxMaTx]

I come in peace shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill. I come in peace shoot to kill. Scotty, beam me up!

Hi.

Ah, another Scorched Earth fan, I see.

Uhh... Maybe?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but 'peace' doesn't exist here. And, as HazMatx has demonstrated, niether does sanity. Except in very small pockets guarded from the forumites by a select few, of which I am one. If you ever find yourself in need of a dose of sanity, I should be avaliable

... and if you believe that, I have this bridge I'd like to sell you. It's in Brooklyn...

[TheGreyRonin]

 Not anymore; you sold it to me last week, Llearch. Remember?

Anyways, new-person-type-thingy, welcome to our little show. Come on in, relax, and bask in our patented sanity-free zone.

(And great song reference, Haz.)

[Zedd]

Not anymore; you sold it to me last week, Llearch. Remember?

Anyways, new-person-type-thingy, welcome to our little show. Come on in, relax, and bask in our patented sanity-free zone.

(And great song reference, Haz.)

Can I buy some pot from you? 

[TheGreyRonin]

 *ahem* Let's break this down, shall we?

1. Humorous remark based on Llearch's post.

2. Somewhat friendly welcome to the new forum member.

3. Acknowledging that I recognize the source of the "We come in peace, shoot to kill" lyrics as a song called Star Trekkin' from several years ago.

No illicit substances involved, you see. Though I strongly suspect Bill sells our sanity on the black market in small baggies.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Not anymore; you sold it to me last week, Llearch. Remember?

Of course I remember.

I also sold it to Bill, and to Jigsaw, and to Turnsky. What's one more between friends?

[Turnsky]

Not anymore; you sold it to me last week, Llearch. Remember?

Of course I remember.

I also sold it to Bill, and to Jigsaw, and to Turnsky. What's one more between friends?

i haveta tell you, it looks great in the backyard

[Zedd]

Not anymore; you sold it to me last week, Llearch. Remember?

Of course I remember.

I also sold it to Bill, and to Jigsaw, and to Turnsky. What's one more between friends?

i haveta tell you, it looks great in the backyard

I'll bring the carcoal grill...Cause propane is for sissies

[Turnsky]

Not anymore; you sold it to me last week, Llearch. Remember?

Of course I remember.

I also sold it to Bill, and to Jigsaw, and to Turnsky. What's one more between friends?

i haveta tell you, it looks great in the backyard

I'll bring the carcoal grill...Cause propane is for sissies

pft, i use a pratt and whitney f119 for my barbecuing needs.

[Faerie Alex]

Heh, that's got nothing on my Rocketdyne F-1.

[bill]

I actually just light a car on fire and use that.

[Turnsky]

I actually just light a car on fire and use that.

sure you can do that, but Jet and Rocket engines get a fairly cleaner burn, less smoke that way.

[xHaZxMaTx]

But the smoke is what gives the meat all it's flavour.

[Turnsky]

But the smoke is what gives the meat all it's flavour.

yeah, but you use woodchips.. petrochemicals taste like Exxon Valdez.

[bill]

Did I mention that the motorists are generally still in the car when I use it?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Did I mention that the motorists are generally still in the car when I use it?

No, but we would expect nothing less of you, after all...