I think I've discovered the sorce of Matilda's worst nightmare.

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thegayhare

May 29, 2007, 06:01:54 PM
We learned what Matilda feared most back in 660   Now I think I've discovered exactly why



Fear there sticky evil

Netrogo

#1
May 29, 2007, 06:12:16 PM
OH MY GOD THE SWEET DELICIOUS HORROR OF IT ALL!!!
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bill

#3
May 29, 2007, 06:20:35 PM
O SAIT

Kenji

#4
May 29, 2007, 06:27:53 PM
...
I can take him.

Wildrows

#5
May 29, 2007, 06:32:38 PM
Dear lord! THERE ARE BLUEBERRIES ON THOSE PANCAKES!

llearch n'n'daCorna

#6
May 29, 2007, 06:36:32 PM
Sticky and it can bite back!
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bill

#7
May 29, 2007, 06:37:58 PM
What we need is fire. Lots of fire.

Kenji

#8
May 29, 2007, 06:39:10 PM
Quote from: BillBuckner on May 29, 2007, 06:37:58 PM
What we need is fire. Lots of fire.

Right. I'm on it.

Caswin

#9
May 29, 2007, 09:17:14 PM
That...

That is actually pretty darn scary.  :<
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Netrogo

#10
May 29, 2007, 09:35:29 PM
I'm both hungry and horrified at the same time :mowdizzy
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Jim Halisstrad

#11
May 29, 2007, 09:42:09 PM






mmmmmmmmm pancakes  ..........

Brunhidden

#12
May 29, 2007, 11:19:15 PM
my guess as to why Matilda does not like pancakes- the syrup is mostly sugar, sugar ignites, Matilda is a fire creature and probably has a very high internal body temperature, thus the eating of pancakes are like unto swallowing a very delicious cherry bomb. they're evil because they taste soooo good and tempt you to have another even though you know its a gut bomb.

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Kogitsune

#13
May 29, 2007, 11:23:14 PM
That makes a lot of sense..................................
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The other one sounds cooler, is all....................

Either way, thank you all for posting this! I am now no longer wondering about that!


But I will have nightmares. *shiver* can't sleep, pancakes will get me. Can't sleep, pancakes will get me...

thegayhare

#14
May 29, 2007, 11:51:00 PM
Quote from: Brunhidden da Muse on May 29, 2007, 11:19:15 PM
my guess as to why Matilda does not like pancakes- the syrup is mostly sugar, sugar ignites, Matilda is a fire creature and probably has a very high internal body temperature, thus the eating of pancakes are like unto swallowing a very delicious cherry bomb. they're evil because they taste soooo good and tempt you to have another even though you know its a gut bomb.

nah that can't be it since fron her cast page we know "Matilda can eat normal food, but her kind prefers things with high combustion rates."

*goes off to make dwarf style pancakes*

Brunhidden

#15
May 30, 2007, 12:05:49 AM
maybe she dislikes food with unusual combustion rates- instead of a nice clean flame belch she gets a nasty snort through her sensitive nose...or perhaps even delayed reaction combustions that only happen once they've passed her middle legs but before reaching the hind legs.

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#16
May 30, 2007, 12:13:40 AM
Pancakes that can take a bite out of you... :<

Jim Halisstrad

#17
May 30, 2007, 12:15:29 AM
Is Scruff McGruff pancakes?

Netrogo

#18
May 30, 2007, 12:30:55 AM
Heh bite the hand that eats you :mwaha
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kaskar

#19
May 30, 2007, 04:18:24 AM Last Edit: May 30, 2007, 06:51:13 AM by kaskar
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Quote from: Brunhidden da Muse on May 29, 2007, 11:19:15 PM
my guess as to why Matilda does not like pancakes- the syrup is mostly sugar, sugar ignites, Matilda is a fire creature and probably has a very high internal body temperature, thus the eating of pancakes are like unto swallowing a very delicious cherry bomb. they're evil because they taste soooo good and tempt you to have another even though you know its a gut bomb.
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:mowmeep So you think she may suffer heartburn ? Also, did we see a relative to that pancake at the diner in " Spaceballs" ?
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Stig Hemmer

#20
May 30, 2007, 08:23:07 AM
Quote from: RJ on May 30, 2007, 12:13:40 AM
Pancakes that can take a bite out of you... :<

Must be russian. :ipod
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Zedd

#21
May 30, 2007, 10:06:13 AM
DEAR LORD!! *moncole falls off* Sorry late to the party chaps!

Alan Garou

#22
May 30, 2007, 12:59:17 PM Last Edit: May 30, 2007, 12:59:50 PM by Alan Garou
Quote from: Stig Hemmer on May 30, 2007, 08:23:07 AM
Quote from: RJ on May 30, 2007, 12:13:40 AM
Pancakes that can take a bite out of you... :<

Must be russian. :ipod
Nah, looks more like something from Worth1000istan.

Gareeku

#23
May 30, 2007, 01:52:50 PM
The sticky evilness...it's over nine thousand... :c

Brunhidden

#24
May 30, 2007, 02:05:32 PM
well, this is why i don't use a butter knife, i use an axe because my casserole is often a bit rude. my wife uses a sword, because her bacon is resentfull.

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#25
May 30, 2007, 02:08:47 PM
 :blink  ...That makes me want to convert to waffles...    :shifty
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#26
May 30, 2007, 02:43:57 PM
It's hi-scary-ous! I'm laughing and I'm running for my life!  :O
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#27
May 31, 2007, 12:53:34 PM
It can bite back?! HAHAHAA finally a challenge worthy of my greatness!!* bites ebil pancake*

Rambon

#28
June 03, 2007, 08:52:31 PM
Quote from: Stig Hemmer on May 30, 2007, 08:23:07 AM

Must be russian. :ipod

Thats offensive to me!!!!!!! :plzdie :kthx :explosion

bill

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June 03, 2007, 08:54:11 PM
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