Does amber actually come here?

[shadow96]

iv'e seen posts by her on several different occasions but what are the chances of actually finding here? does she have a tracking thing for when someone mentions her on the forums?

[shadow96]

i know i know im probobly wasting my time with this and i used a bad topic scentance...

[Kasarn]

Yes, Amber posts. No, she does not have a thing; she just reads the forum like any other member.

[shadow96]

ok thank you for clearing that up.

[RJ]

Just don't say her name three times in a row (and preferably not infront of a mirror). That's a sure death sentence

[Turnsky]

Just don't say her name three times in a row (and preferably not infront of a mirror). That's a sure death sentence

if you say her name three times, she'll come in a black and white striped suit, say it five times, and she'll appear like the candyman.

[Reese Tora]

Just don't say her name three times in a row (and preferably not infront of a mirror). That's a sure death sentence

full name, first name, or last name?
(and maiden name or married name, come to that...)
how about abckwards?

Amber Pankyo
Amber Williams
Oyknap Rebma

Rebma? hey, isn't one of the censorship pandas named... *assassinated!*

[shadow96]

im no longer here you guys are talking to yourselves...

[Zina]

im no longer here you guys are talking to yourselves...

Are you a ghost?!!!

[Jim Halisstrad]

But wait!  If Amber Williams kidnaps us every time we type her name, who pushes the submit bu

[Zina]

Is Amber secretly Candlejack? Because he's just a myth you kn-

[Zedd]

Oh boy....There goes anthor one taken by...Youknowwho

[ShadesFox]

*sits in a corner, with his shotgun*
Must not fear, fear is the mind killer...

[xHaZxMaTx]

I didn't say Candle Jack... I said Apple Jacks!

[Zedd]

He's gonna need more rope...

[Madd the Sane]

im no longer here you guys are talking to yourselves...

This is normal around here   You'll get used to it, or have a psychotic episode. 

[RJ]

im no longer here you guys are talking to yourselves...

Didn't you get told in a welcoming post that we're all nuts? 

[Brunhidden]

Maab materia for sale! getchor summon Maab materia! only 50000 gill!
*peddles small red glass marbles he found at a goodwill store*

Knock and ye shall be answered, look and find what ye seek

[Alondro]

*Charline devours the noob*  Tastes like chicken... 

[King Of Hearts]

Everytime you mention Miss Amber's name, god kills a kitten...

...please. think of the kittens.

[Zedd]

*crys and sniffles* Im half kitten! And btw...Save any of the noob charline? Or is this all your kill?

[Brunhidden]

remember the kittens, the tasty tasty kittens with sage and honey

SUMMON MAAB!

EETBABIESTEAK!

[Amber Williams]

Amber's get summoned in various ways: PM complaints, aggravating her by posting about typos, vans with candy inside them.  Surefire ways often include artstings involving winged turtles.

That said, keep in mind shadow that a forum isn't a chatroom and no one here is obligated to respond to you or your threads every minute of the day. And even if you are a topic starter, by no means does it mean you control all the actions of what goes on in the thread.  Try not to make post after post if no one has responded yet, there is an edit function if you really need it.

[RJ]

Amber's get summoned in various ways: PM complaints, aggravating her by posting about typos, vans with candy inside them.  Surefire ways often include artstings involving winged turtles.

Winged turtles? Why, I had completely forgotten about this:

[Amber Williams]

Squeeeeeeeee!

*does the happy Amber wiggle dance*

[Zedd]

Oh no...Its too cute! Must find blueblockers! *flails*

[RJ]

Yup. Still works. 

[King Of Hearts]

Agh! too much!

*injects insulin to his system*

[xHaZxMaTx]

Oh noez, type 2 diabetes!   Congratulations, RJ.  Your art has shortened my life span by 10 years.

[Brunhidden]

apperantly maab can be summoned by anything shooting heart rays at people, i theorize she feeds off of these deadly projectiles in order to acquire her superpowers.

And in the end, it doesn't even matter really