Corrupt a Wish, Part Deux

[Snuggles]

Granted, but after you get her pregnant she eats you because of cravings.

I wish that i could be in a Ipod commercial.

[KarlOmega1]

Granted...unfornately, you're stuck dancing to the beat and can't stop!

I wish people would join my new RP...I think it would be great!

[GabrielsThoughts]

granted, but then it is not as wonderful as you had hoped.

I wish for a pair of wings.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. Unfortunately, and rather on-topic-ly, they're just about the right size for Wildy....


I wish I had a little more get up and go.

[e_voyager]

granted but it got up and went while you were making this wish.

i wish it were easier the control the voices from my head.

[Snuggles]

Granted, there are no more voices in your head...(I cured you )

I wish that every plushie doll in the world would come alive and attack everyone except me and a few other people of my choosing

[e_voyager]

(looks around as all the voices in his head have been evicted but have also taken physical form. and the look pretty upset. hey now guys you all wanted control of my body well now you have your own aren't you happy? can we all just get along?)

granted but it is a massacre and you are blamed for it.


i wish i did not  feel the need to push every wishes corruption just a little bit further.

[Angel]

Granted. Every wish is corrupted as far as you'd like it to be. Unfortunately, that means some of the corruptions you wrote came true... You are put on trial for the robotization of Snuggles, the illegal speed-up of Master of Magic, and the Plushie Doll massacre of '06.

I wish piracy could go back to the good ol' days. None of those lame music-stealing pirates or modern-day pirates - I want Treasure Island-style pirates to make a comeback!

[Boog]

Granted. You get shanghaied by a crew of gentlemen who have been at sea for far, FAR too long and get scurvy.

I wish for one (1) "Get out of physics free" card.

[Zedd]

Granted of course your skipping makes the world doomed cause you found out the cure for AIDs and die at the same time from eating too much rock and roll mcdonalds

I wish a not the..but a cabin boy of a pirate ship....

[e_voyager]

Granted you are now the cabin girl of a priat* sucker punched.  As he was saying. Granted you are not the first mate of a pirate ship with an amorose caption that planed to make you live up to that title.  Hey that wasn't fair he's my friend if I'm going to corrupt his wish then I'm going to do it not one of you,

I wish my layer hand not tried the insanity defense. now i'm being forced to reveal i'm the one behind several plots for global domination includes the old US foreign policy and the upcoming new US foreign  policy

[GabrielsThoughts]

Granted, your lawyer tried the Certified Lame Duck Defense...unfortunately  the Lame Duck Association, has thrown you out of the courtroom with nothing but a funny little hat, which holds the quarters you recieve as you dance like little miss sunshine in the snow. As a result you get a cold and are thrown into the nuthouse where Bubba HoTep sucks your lifeforce out of your body through your backside, and the only ones who believe you are an Elvis impersonator and the former african american president Jack Kenedy who's brain has been replaced with a bag of sand. 


I wish someone could list the movie refrence.

[thetire]

sure, but when? when? I'll leave that answer to time.

I wish I had a goatee to rival the facial hair of the gods themselves!

[Valynth]

Granted, but like the gods' facial hair it's made out of stone, hope you enjoy the taste of pavement!

I wish I had a skill.

[RushFox]

Granted. You know have the skill to destroy people's minds just by looking at them. Unfortunately, your best friends happen to walk into your room as you are making the wish. 

I wish that I can figure out a fursona for myself and find someone to draw it for me. Seriously, I can be very indecisive at times. 

[GabrielsThoughts]

granted, your fusona is a crudly drawn stick figure that looks vaugely simmilar to alien retard bunny, a cheap happy noodle boy ripoff I discovered recently. enjoy your new fursona my friend, because it will stick with you for the rest of your life.


I wish for arrested development to become uncancelled.

[KarlOmega1]

Granted, but now it is so crappy that you cannot stand it...

I wish I could date a Vixen Succubus IRL...

[Zedd]

Grandted...You go on a date with my now undead mother who will be so kindly escorted to be your date tonight...

I wish I had a job right now an non too tireing kind

[GabrielsThoughts]

granted, you now work ar your local recreation center and wish for an even more effortless job at a fast food resturaunt.

I wish for my very own limited edition action figure with special features.

[Valynth]

Granted, but it's been smashed to over 1000 pieces and scattered to the four winds.

I wish I was more decisive.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted, but you can't decide what to be decisive about.



I wish I was awake earlier.

[e_voyager]

granted  you were now kidnapped by me and forced to watching bad anime since midnight

i wish that i had more ways to communicate with others .  the five i have now seem so limited

[Alan Garou]

Granted. You are now telepathic. However, you cannot turn off the ability to hear other's thoughts. You find out that the guy at Reception is a TG-fetishist, and that the lady in accounting is plotting to kill her husband. The worst part, however, is that the manager has the Barney soundtrack playing nonstop in his head. Clean up, clean up, everybody, everywhere!

I wish that I didn't know so much about fetishes.

[Zedd]

Granted but now there is no furry fandom anymore,pushies or anything to do anymore and a long line of people want to kick the living snot out your ass

I wish I had a Janus Bond plush

[e_voyager]

granted but it is haunted but any amorous ghost that wants your body in more ways one.

i wish that i understood the reason i need to lose my memory when i start a new life.

[GabrielsThoughts]

granted, however the answer is soon forgotten in your new life as a goldfish...bu the way the reason is 42.

I wish there were fewer remakes of old movies.

[Vampire_Pink]

Granted but now there are no more movies to watch

I wish the dogs didn't eat my stuffed penguin.

[Valynth]

Granted, but now it's clawed up by a cat.

I wish I was interesting.

[Aisha deCabre]

Granted.  You are now so interesting that every media newscaster on the planet won't give you a minute's peace.   

I wish I could actually manage to fall asleep at a steady schedule.  <.<;

[GabrielsThoughts]

granted, you are doomed to repeat the same day over and over and worse it's automatic so you can't learn anything new.


I wish for a snowman.