hhello 5.4

[green]

this is my standard hi im nnew to this forum like shindig

whelp hello   

[bill]

5.4? 

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Hello!

Welcome to our little abode. Do make an attempt to fit in, try not to shed on the couch, and watch out for those suspicious people who respond really quickly. They're not to be trusted, they're probably lying in wait, watching you through your computer.

[green]

like you?

yes

[Suwako]

Especially the box Hi enjoy yourself and become as insane as everyone it's better for your mental health. You may want to use the newb stick, newb spray and such when you obtain them. They work wonders better than the stuff you get on Tellsell 

[Aridas]

I somehow know where all this is going.

[ITOS]

Welcome. I am the Monitor of installation 00. I am 7 Itos Atio.

I somehow know where all this is going.

So we should head to the bombshelter before the muffins show up?

[Aridas]

Indeedy.

[Tiny crested flint]

But I like muffins I'll stay put.

Welcome green, it is a pleasure to meet you (I guess)  There's plenty to do here but I'm not going to tell you what to do or who to look out for cause I believe in freedom of choice (or mabye because it doesn't really matter seeing as how your soul will be slowly eaten away anyways )

Seriously, ya'll should just Ignore me.

[Roureem Egas]

Welcome to the forums.

(I find it interesting that many of the people with a looser grasp on English are two timezones ahead of me.)

Edit: I blame my lack of sleep for the misspelling.

[xHaZxMaTx]

They could be living in South/Central America.   Or even Canada, they don't speak English there, right?

[LionHeart]

*appears in a flash of blue light*

Hi! Welcome to this place - a dimension of sight and sound, but mostly of mind.

Please leave your remaining sanity (if any) at the door, in the secure storage provided, and hang on to your claim ticket.

Beware of mows, squirrel-borne muffins, and the other people on this forum. Especially Llearch.

Have a welcome gift. *gives the new person a souvenir coffee mug*

Enjoy the place.

*waves, and vanishes in a shower of coloured sparkles*

[ShiningShadow]

Hello welcome aboard *hands green body armor* remember to wear that when the muffins arrive.

[bill]

Everyone knows that the blue body armor is much better!